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Did you mean resin prised?

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This isn't my first rodeo, you know. I dealt with _ from my first employer all the time.
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Down Rodeo said:
FallingShit said:
aaronjer said:
Think of it this way: If you fuck up, we'll all make fun of you, and think less of you forever.

Such encouraging words...

Don't listen to him, we probably won't care.


Had a feeling that was the case.
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Down Rodeo said:
Isn't it in the same folder?

I have 'instructions.html'and ' errortable.html' and ' read me first.html' and 'argvhandling.html' only. But there s no ZHLTProblems.html



And by the way I found this in a website:
Exceeded MAX_PATCHES

When HLRAD runs, it takes all the visible faces in the game, and divides them into sections called patches. These patches are the textures used as the lightmaps for the world. There is a hard limit of 65535 patches that HLRAD can deal with. By default, a 64x64 game unit chunk of space is the size of one patch. If the texture scaling (not texture size) is larger or smaller, it will directly affect the lightmap size as well. This means a texture with scale of 2, will have at best 1/4th as many patches as a texture with a scale of 1.

Putting a 'box' around the level to protect from leaks is the most commmon cause of this error, beyond excessively large maps. The box causes vis to keep the faces on the outside which would normally be thrown away. These faces are then required to have lightmaps. Worst case, is that putting a box around the level will usually cause an extra 40-80% more lightmaps to be created than necessary.

Barring having a box, the other cause is large maps. The fixes are varied but can only help so far. Using -chop values larger than the default 64 for HLRAD will cause the lightmaps to be larger. However, for values larger than around 96 the lightmaps start looking bad, and will more prominently show the 'staircase' effect on shadows. Using a larger scale on large textures (dirt, rock walls, concrete) will help those large surfaces consume fewer lightmaps.


I dont understand what Do I need to do exactly ??
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Down Rodeo said:
Ghaith1 said:
Howto Fix: ZHLTProblems.html

Where can i find it ????



And How can I create a bomb target where Terrorist plant bomb? Explain me with details pls :)
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Down Rodeo said:
Well, it says the file isn't there. So, probably you need to put it in that location, or you need to change the path that is there (it looks like it's missing a C:\ to me).

ok and what about this ?


hlrad: Error: Exceeded MAX_PATCHES
Description: The map has a problem which must be fixed
Howto Fix: Check the file ZHLTProblems.html for a detailed explanation of this problem


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NatureJay said:
Down Rodeo said:
Flash is a ded tecnology, disqus


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Down Rodeo said:
Flash is a ded tecnology, disqus

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buq25 said:
I can be of helps. If you want any specific resolutions/video settings you'll have to tell me. I'r steam here.


Thanks for the offer,but it's already done :D

Down Rodeo said:
Indulge me, please - what scenario are you only able to run the game in software in?


Though I can run more demanding games,when it comes to GoldSource it fucks up in OpenGL.

Anyway,someone else did it already! linky (just in case you wanna)
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Down Rodeo said:
Well, my guess is that one of the tools can't find a file from a previous stage of the compiling procedure. Fix that error.


Every time I'm about to compile I export a new .map file
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Down Rodeo said:
I tried it on my laptop, I got 20/11. This is basically due to the fact that the wireless drivers on my laptop limit it to 20 downstream. When I get my desktop in, I'll let you know.


What kind of laptop limits your download speed @_@ that's pretty strange don't you think? Why don't you update it or is the hardware really old or what
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Down Rodeo said:
I have no such device. My parents won a Wii in a raffle though, I really should actually try to play the Pikmin games at some point. As an Xbox-owning scrub, I had Overlord, now that I'm on PC I have none (though I should probably just load Pikmin up on Dolphin emulator).


I would recommend it. Pikmin 1 on Wii with the mote is pretty awesome. It's one of the few games (incl. RE4, MP3) where aiming with the mote actually works really well.
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Down Rodeo said:
This looks like the best game. Please continue!


Are you one of the 3 other people who has a Wii U?!?
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Smite was fun what little I got to play. But Jigsaw has a thing for LoL so that kind of took us over. As far as steam summer sells go. I second rodeo on that. There is no "Choice".
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Honestly, things have only gotten better here. SRAW is becoming a much more subtle troll, Down Rodeo seems more brilliant with every post he makes, and Molkers is still just about the most adorable darn internet game makey guy there ever was.

There's other people as well, but you should avoid them, because they're bad seeds.
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Down Rodeo said:
I am ever so slightly disappointed that that GIF doesn't show just a little bit more, you know?


I don't think I'd be able to handle even another second.
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Down Rodeo said:
phoenix_r said:
There is no real definitive proof that they exist in all states, hence it being a theory; the slit experiment attempts to add some proof.

AAAAAAARRGHHH that is a horrid sentence, pls no


Expound please!
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Down Rodeo said:
AAAAAAARRGHHH that is a horrid sentence, pls no


No way, man. Setting out to prove theories is a great idea. Just observing and changing your theory accordingly is for nerds.
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Down Rodeo said:
Outcast said:
Put your dick in there and see what happens.
I did actually think it was a fleshlight. Like a metallic one.


Its 4 inches in diameter.

Oh and the muffler is pretty wide too.
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Down Rodeo said:
I'd simultaneously love and hate to see the code for this game.

It's primarily done by one guy, so I'd imagine it's quirky and weirdly inefficient in many places.
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SuperJer said:
It doesn't work for me. It just says "Done." and doesn't do anything.

I get the same thing, strange. I know I got it working a while before I made this truck. I didn't test it just before posting though.
SuperJer said:
Why can't you just install them as you need them?

My internet is too bad for me to install a game on the day I want to play it. I have to start downloading 3-5 days before depending on the game's size.
SuperJer said:
Or do what I do. I keep my Steam folder on an external HD so I don't ever have to reinstall.

Yeah, that would've been a great idea if I owned a external drive.
the_cloud_system said:
isint their a steam "cloud" for all the local files?

The steam-cloud uploads and downloads save-info such as how for in a story you've gotten in games, what level your character and what gear s/he has in Borderlands etc.
Down Rodeo said:
You can also copy the relevant files to a backup then copy them from that.

No external HD and I installed my new SSD. Basicly, I have (had) 3 drives. A is a 2TB HDD, B a 600GB HDD, C a 120GB SSD. I had A(windows) and B installed and I wanted to change it to having C(windows) and A. This meant I needed to format A. I could have moved a steam-backup from A to B, replace harddrives to A C and format+ install windows, replace to B C to move the steam backup over, replace to A and C. Then B would still have files on it, which isn't that great for a drive I didn't mean to ever use again.

Long text, Ahoo!
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Down Rodeo said:
The directory structure follows the packages, so when you have jPackage.MyClass, you folders would be jPackage/MyClass.java. (Watch for capitals - it might not like that).

OK but how do I import it into a class in a completely different project and a completely different folder on the drive? Can I still import it simply with
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import jPackage.MyClass
and it'll find it?

Or do I need to do something special with the CLASSPATH environmental variable or something?
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Down Rodeo said:
I really rather suspect that the google is your friend. Do you ever try it?



yes i did but no luck , thx anyways superjer it worked
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Down Rodeo said:
My mother is a huge fan

That's pretty cool.

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Down Rodeo said:
Equilibrium is good!

The band, or the movie?
God damn it why did anyone post about the movie? Now this truck is confusing as hell
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Down Rodeo said:
Perhaps on a roll?
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main(){int i=-9;for(;i;printf("%d-",i++))}



How did you get that to compile? You are missing a ; or {} after your for().

malloc is an awfully long name to include. I'd avoid if if possible.

I have a 39 character solution now, btw. No bit twiddling or anything.

You can't rely on anything being zeroed. Unless the C standard says you can. Hint: some types of variables are guaranteed by the standard to be zeroed implicitly (static ones that is).
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Down Rodeo said:
I think this is technical music


Sick vid
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Cloudy, that pic is super fuckin' legit, props.

Down Rodeo said:
Wait, so, the shell is real?

Yeah DR, the shell is real, the photo is unmanipulated.

SRAW said:
and also why does fedex always pop in once in a while to make short posts that contribute nothing to the thread at hand

Drugs.
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Down Rodeo said:
i had a dream a couple of nights ago where my mother and sister were playing minecraft. Odd.


I would laugh if I saw that
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Down Rodeo said:
I had a dream a couple of nights ago where my mother and sister were playing minecraft. Odd.



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Down Rodeo said:
(in fairness I'm probably not going to play it, for a variety of reasons).

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Down Rodeo said:
Rockbomb said:
aaronjer said:
I don't even know what Tribes is.

It's Halo.

I suspect you're wrong, but I haven't played so Iunno.

Reported.
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Down Rodeo said:
VB seems like a horrid language.

I can confirm that it is.



I just looked into what the difference between a for next and a for each would be... my findings were rather disappointing, though. Structurally, they both do the exact same thing. The only difference between them is the obvious that a for next loop is cycles through for a predetermined amount of times based on the numbers you give it, where the for each loop will start at the beginning of an array and go through every item until there are no more items.


Here's the structure for a for each:
Quote:
For Each element [ As datatype ] In group
[ statements ]
[ Continue For ]
[ statements ]
[ Exit For ]
[ statements ]
Next [ element ]



And here's for a for next:
For counter [ As datatype ] = start To end [ Step step ]
[ statements ]
[ Continue For ]
[ statements ]
[ Exit For ]
[ statements ]
Next [ counter ]
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Down Rodeo said:
Something like for( i in array ) if array == int break; that would iterate over the array and when it finds a match, would stop, indicating that there is a match.

Isn't that essentially what I already have? Except, instead of using a break, I change the boolean value of y to true. Then I check that boolean value, and if it is false, I add the number to the second listbox.


Edit: To be honest, I can't figure out why my current code doesn't work... what's wrong with it? Imo, it should work :o
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Down Rodeo said:
Look for stuff about floats on altdevblogaday. It's great.

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int x = 5;
x = x++ + ++x;


This isn't valid C, why? What is the new value of x?

I believe even just x = x++ isn't valid, no?
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Down Rodeo said:
OK, I realise I wasn't completely clear there; you probably got this but what I'm saying is that these are methods you should implement yourself, I do not know that they necessarily exist right now. Apologies.

requestFocus() is an already existing method, according to Google results. I haven't really searched for an isOpened() method, but even if it doesn't exist, it shouldn't be too hard to implement.
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Down Rodeo said:
Ok, that should be easy: have if(isOpened()) { calc.setFocus() } else { calc.open() } or something similar. isOpened() should return a boolean indicating whether the calculator has, in fact, been opened before. EDIT: it's requestFocus(), I think.

OK, once I get all these errors out of the way, I'll try it.
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Down Rodeo said:
I was drunk when I wrote this, I'm sorry. Well, in that case you can have setVisible(false) and that sort of thing. Does that make sense to you?

Not exactly sure what you mean :/
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Down Rodeo said:
I am not sure what you mean by activated.

Activate as in restore, put on top, etc. Like if you had clicked on it.
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Down Rodeo said:
Yeah, you're missing the point of the operator. It's not the exponent, but the XOR as I said. Generally exponents are either ** or just a function call (Math.pow()) for example). Pretty crazy how it works though!

If you any further questions about it, please ask. I'd also like you to research floating point. How are floats *actually stored*?

Well in vb.net, the "^" operator is used for exponentiation, so that prolly played a pretty big part in my confusion. I finally went ahead and read through the wiki page for the XOR operator, and I feel like I understand it now.

Floating points I think I already know. Iirc, it stores a series of integers, and then it also stores how many digits the decimal should be placed at.
So, for the number 2648.14932, it would store the number 264814932, and then it would also store that the decimal should be placed 5 places from the right (or 4 places from the left, maybe?).

I could be wrong, but that's how I recall them working... and I'm too lazy to look it up and see if I'm right xD
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Down Rodeo said:
Who said anything about needing a computer to test? You can write it out by hand. Technically it's not legal C that I showed you; it is better to do
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a ^= b;
b ^= a;
a ^= b;


but in the end Sprinkles is correct and it flips the variables. I hope you didn't Google it...

As a next question, I dunno. Any requests for a particular area? I know Superjer knows lots.

Hmmm, interesting...


So let's say that a is equal to 2, and b is equal to 5.
a ^= b would set the value of a to 32
b ^= a would set the value of b to 25
a ^= b would set the value of a to some ridiculously long number


I guess I'm not understanding how this would work :/
b would start out with a value of 5, and end up with a value of 25. Then a would start with a value of 2, and end up with a number that probably can't even be stored in a double.


Edit: As far as which kind of questions/problems... idk. Just keep giving more stuff like this, I'm learning from it :D
But before the next question, I'd like to understand this one.
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Down Rodeo said:
So given that can you tell me what this does?
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void f(int a, int b)
{
a ^= b ^= a ^= b;
}

It switches the variables. a now = b, and b now = a.
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sprinkles said:
Down Rodeo said:
++x and x++?

That's useful, thanks.

Indeed.
Give me more stuff like this DR... pretty please? :D
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Down Rodeo said:
++x and x++?

That's useful, thanks.
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Down Rodeo said:
Since I feel you ought to be learning things which you don't seem to be in this class, can you tell me the difference between ++x and x++?

EDIT: as in, I'm asking this like a teacher would.

I had to Google it, cuz I didn't know, but I found the answer :D

The first one would increment x, then return the value of x after it's been incremented. The second one would return the value of x, and then increment it.

I guess it's worth nothing, we haven't used anything like that in vb.net yet (to my knowledge, you'd have to do something along the lines of "x += 1", though I could be wrong on that).


As I'm typing this though, I do vaguely remember using an incremental operator like that when I was dabbling in C++.
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sprinkles said:
Down Rodeo said:
Ewww, vb.net. That's really nasty. These programs are funny :D

I couldn't imagine coding without brackets and semicolons. So unorganized. D:

I somewhat agree but Python's really nice.

Yes, I would comment everything. Make sure they're useful comments though;
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//increment x
x++;


is not considered clever.
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Down Rodeo said:
Ewww, vb.net. That's really nasty. These programs are funny :D

I couldn't imagine coding without brackets and semicolons. So unorganized. D:
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Down Rodeo said:
What the hell is for...next?

link



@SRAW - That looks like it should work, I'll convert it to VB and give it a whirl :D
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Down Rodeo said:
Is that not the song that is supposed to be kind of like what english sounds like to Italians?

CORRECT
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Down Rodeo said:
Oh man. SRAW wants us to remain ontopic...


Seriously,that got me worried.
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Down Rodeo said:
When I play Battlefield, my character appears to go back in time.


That made me LoL for no reason lol
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Down Rodeo said:
Rockbomb said:
Down Rodeo said:

It's not a shit format, however it is completely unfit for purpose in this case. For text, PNG is all you need. Or, y'know, a link to the source. Because HTML is HyperTEXT, blah blah.


When would jpeg be the best format to use? I would think that in almost every case there's going to be a better choice you could use.

Pictures. The difference at anything above 85% quality is essentially unnoticeable. It can be instructive to take a high-quality lossless image then JPEG it and look at the difference between the two images. There's a slight afterimage, but really not much. It's a hugely clever algorithm too.

See the problem is, you can't use lossless everywhere. Eventually you will find a file that increases when "compressed".

Sprinkles: This one.

Edit for glory: if JPEG is essentially not the best choice, why are (basically) all videos MPEGs?

Why not just use PNGs? It's lossless, and there usually isn't much of a difference in size between png and jpg.
I guess, I shouldn't have said that jpg is a shit format, but I definitely think there's almost always going to be a better choice, and I also think that choice is almost always going to be PNG.


Also... maybe I'm just a bit slow, but I'm not picking up on what you're talking about with mpegs...
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Rockbomb said:
Down Rodeo said:

It's not a shit format, however it is completely unfit for purpose in this case. For text, PNG is all you need. Or, y'know, a link to the source. Because HTML is HyperTEXT, blah blah.


When would jpeg be the best format to use? I would think that in almost every case there's going to be a better choice you could use.

Pictures. The difference at anything above 85% quality is essentially unnoticeable. It can be instructive to take a high-quality lossless image then JPEG it and look at the difference between the two images. There's a slight afterimage, but really not much. It's a hugely clever algorithm too.

See the problem is, you can't use lossless everywhere. Eventually you will find a file that increases when "compressed".

Sprinkles: This one.

Edit for glory: if JPEG is essentially not the best choice, why are (basically) all videos MPEGs?
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Down Rodeo said:

It's not a shit format, however it is completely unfit for purpose in this case. For text, PNG is all you need. Or, y'know, a link to the source. Because HTML is HyperTEXT, blah blah.


When would jpeg be the best format to use? I would think that in almost every case there's going to be a better choice you could use.
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Rockbomb said:
sprinkles said:
Down Rodeo said:
Also you have a picture of text. I'm not saying you made it but I can't read any of the small print. This is a bad thing.

EDIT: Jesus Christ it's a JPG. Who the hell even does that?!

Wha?

JPEG is a shit format, and the text in your image is too small/too compressed to read.

It's not a shit format, however it is completely unfit for purpose in this case. For text, PNG is all you need. Or, y'know, a link to the source. Because HTML is HyperTEXT, blah blah.
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sprinkles said:
Down Rodeo said:
Also you have a picture of text. I'm not saying you made it but I can't read any of the small print. This is a bad thing.

EDIT: Jesus Christ it's a JPG. Who the hell even does that?!

Wha?

JPEG is a shit format, and the text in your image is too small/too compressed to read.
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Down Rodeo said:
Also you have a picture of text. I'm not saying you made it but I can't read any of the small print. This is a bad thing.

EDIT: Jesus Christ it's a JPG. Who the hell even does that?!

Wha?
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Down Rodeo said:
It's a shit page. I see these all the time and wonder.

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Down Rodeo said:
But then you are using some proprietary nonsense.

This.


Plus, I guarantee most people will just leave if they have to download a new codec just to watch a video.
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Down Rodeo said:
I'm going to see this group in February! This is possibly the best song on their new album.

Sick vid

Cute!
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Down Rodeo said:
how might I go about creating some small config file that can change lots of the program, rather than a couple of numbers?


With fopen() and fscanf().

That's how I usually do it, anyways.
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Down Rodeo said:
You should make a GUI.


What language are you doing this in?
If it's C++, I could prolly make something in VB.NET for it.
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Down Rodeo said:
Superman Longjohns.


Silvers?
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Down Rodeo said:
ANYWAY. I said we shouldn't talk about this and that Aaronjer should post more pictures, but you guys drew me in with your wily natures. Merry fucking Christmas.




well you will get them soon ,
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Down Rodeo said:
OK, fair enough. I think you're winning on the politics front, because the highly filtered news I get only brings talk of these new rights-infringing bills and a stream of shit, so I dunno. I just feel that another republican White House is not what the world needs... I think that makes me highly partisan.


The only info that most americans know about Iran is via cnn or fox or whatever channel they watch, and since these channels are of course anti-Iran, most of the news will be negative and so the very smart masses will fall for this stuff
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Down Rodeo said:
I just feel that another republican White House is not what the world needs... I think that makes me highly partisan.

Well if it helps, Ron Paul is actually a libertarian



Down Rodeo said:
Now, I am being slightly deceitful, as this was the view taken quite a few years ago before more modern ideas. Now there are lots of theories about what might have happened before, but then you kind of lose the idea of some t = 0. WHATEVER

If you don't mind, could you throw the names of some of those theories my way? I wanna read up on them



Down Rodeo said:
OK, fair enough. I think you're winning on the politics front, because the highly filtered news I get only brings talk of these new rights-infringing bills and a stream of shit, so I dunno. I just feel that another republican White House is not what the world needs... I think that makes me highly partisan.

YouTube is the place to be. Though, you probably don't care enough about US politics to be sitting there looking up videos online, but... if you do, go to YouTube. Most, if not all of the major interviews/debates and whatnot should be on there.
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Down Rodeo said:
I completely disagree with you on the minimum wage front. I think it is ridiculous to say that businesses should not pay people to some standard - which might not even be enough to live on. Like McDonald's, for instance, you really think that they get worried about how they're going to pay minimum wage? These laws are designed to target big companies that would otherwise extract even more profit from their workers.


I, as well as many others, would be more than happy to flip burgers at McDonalds for $4 an hour. Is that enough to pay the bills? Nope. But it's a hell of a lot better than being jobless, and will at least put some money in your pocket to buy some food and clothes with.
I do see where you're coming from though, and do partially agree with you. So, maybe they should change the minimum wage law to something along the lines of... if your company nets more than 10 million dollars a year, you need to follow a minimum wage. But even then, the minimum wage needs to be lowered from where it is now. The current minimum wage is $7.25/hr, and I know for a fact that you can live on much less than that... in fact, now that I think about it, I retract my previous statement about being able to pay the bills on $4 an hour. If you work 8 hours a day, that would be $32 a day that you make, and with 30ish days in a month, that'd put you at around $1000 a month. With $1000 you could rent a shitty apartment and enough food to live on... it won't be a luxury life for sure, but it sure as hell beats being homeless and without a job.
The current estimate on the number of homeless people in the US is 3.5 million, and there's estimated to be another 1.5 million more in the next 2 years.




Down Rodeo said:
I stand by my old white guy statement. Look at that:

That is not cool. The black guy's gone because frankly he knows nothing and then you have one woman who... well, you're probably better placed to say if she'd win than I am. I can't see it though.


Well, idk what to say to you about that, other than I think it's pretty stupid to base your decision on race and age. We already voted Obama into office cuz he was a young black guy who seemed cool, and look where that got us.

You are right though, that the black guy (Herman Cain) won't win, because he's an idiot... and because he has officially withdrawn as a candidate. The woman (Michelle Bachman), also won't win, because she's an idiot. Rick Perry won't win, because... well, just watch his ad:
Sick vid

Mitt Romney, despite being kind of a doucher, I think has a shot at winning.
Rick Santorum isn't going to win, because if you ask most people what they think about them, they will say "Who the fuck is Rick Santorum?"
Newt Gingrich, despite being the absolutely worst candidate that's running, has been leading a lot of polls, and scarily has a pretty good chance of winning. But, if he does win, he has a very low chance of surviving... there's a lot of people that have a pretty significant hatred for him.

That's just my views, of course, but I think they're pretty spot on.




Down Rodeo said:
You say the big bang is an assumption... it isn't. When you look at the universe, everything is moving away from everything else. Everything is expanding. So if you wind that backwards, you arrive at the idea that everything was once completely compressed and expanded from there. There's a competing "steady state" theory, now known as "quasi-steady state", but it has been discredited repeatedly. Rather than its predictions being verified, the theory has had to be modified to accommodate observation. Also note that the theory says nothing of what happened *before* the BB. In fact, the theory claims there is no before; there is merely some t = 0 at which point things kick off; likewise there is no "outside", this was not an explosion in space but an explosion of space. Hope that helps!


How do we know that everything is expanding? Not saying you're wrong, I just don't know how we could know that.
I can somewhat believe the whole expanding part of the theory, but the part that says that everything 'just started' I think is ridiculous. When someone can prove that something can be created out of nothing, then I'll believe it.
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Down Rodeo said:

Rockbomb, I think you covered most things. When I said "they're there for a reason" I meant "presumably" but the alcohol demons STOLE MY WORDS. I feel it's a tad disingenuous to say that Obama's plan failed while Bush's plan would have executed flawlessly, but even then McCain might have chosen some other course of action.


Oh, I didn't mean to imply that Bush's plan would have worked flawlessly. His plan was bullshit from the beginning, and it should have never been executed to begin with. He used the attacks that took place on 9/11 as an excuse to start this "war against terror", which might sound good on the surface, but really it was just used as a reason for us to be attacking all these other countries. And look where we are now... the two main targets we were going after, Saddam Hussein and Obama Bin Laden, are both dead, yet we continue attacking...




Down Rodeo said:

I'm interested to know what ridiculous restrictions on businesses you're talking about. I'm sure you'll have many but I am an ignorant foreigner! I guess you could be advising that America adopt similar working legislation as China and India, such that the US can become as competitive as they are in the global market, but that would be weird.


Well, to start... we have a minimum wage that keeps getting raised higher and higher. In fact, I believe they just raised it again last week. Businesses can't afford to pay all of their employees at the minimum wage, so they send the work to other countries who will work for much, much less. To add to that, it seems that most people in the US always come up with the same excuse of "Well, Americans wouldn't work for that little of money anyway.", but... I guarantee if you ask anyone that's been searching for a job, they'd be HAPPY to work for even 20% of what the current minimum wage is. So I think that lifting the minimum wage would be a great place to start.

On top of that, there are all kinds of fees that (most) businesses have to pay here, that they don't have to pay if they send the work to other countries. I don't know any numbers off the top of my head, but I'll do some Googling and see if I can come up with some for you.

Also, to start up a new business in the US can take several years to get everything done. Then, once you finally get it started up, you've got to meet all sorts of different inspection standards and whatnot, or you'll get shut down and have to start the process over.




Down Rodeo said:
See, one of the problems I have with Ron Paul is that he's just another old white rich guy. I mean, really? If the Republicans chose their candidate as, say, Condoleeza Rice, or had done four years ago, I think there would have been a very different outcome. But I'm cynical (and the word was that she didn't want to do it, but that'll be right, y'know, "I don't *want* to be president").


What's wrong with being old, white, and rich?
White we can cross off the list completely, unless you're racist, in which case... go fuck yourself
Old... I don't see anything wrong with being old. In fact, I see that as a good thing. He's been around for quite a while, and has had more time to learn.
Being rich... well, I don't really see how that's a bad OR a good thing. Also, he wasn't born into a rich family or anything... any money that he has now, he earned on his own. Before he got into politics, he was an obstetrician gynecologist... he worked his way through med school (actually, iirc his wife payed for him to get through school... I'll have to double check on that one), and when he got out he worked for a living.




Down Rodeo said:
Last point here. I think it is one hell of a supposition to look at our universe and assume that there's something "more" out there. Truthfully, I still don't know what you mean by that. For the whole of history the approach of experiment-theory-better experiment-better theory has been a success. Why should it change now, at our point in history? Why should that change at all? I mean, think of people just before the renaissance, and try telling them that one day people just like them will walk on the moon. They'd not believe you. Actually that's not even slightly relevant. Try telling them that eventually man will alter crops to have the features he desires; to change them to resist disease, to produce more food, to be able to grow in more climates... they'd say that was the realm of god or something similar. They'd say it was beyond our current knowledge, and quite possibly beyond us forever.


Yeah, you're absolutely right... it IS one hell of an assumption. But, wouldn't you say the same thing about religion, as well as theories like the big bang? Well, I guess stuff like the big bang isn't as far of a stretch, as we do have a lot of discoveries that support it. But, even in that case, the big bang theory only covers how we came to be in our current state of being, not how the existence of everything came into being. So, even if we we're to find solid proof that would make the big bang factual, we'd still be left of the question of "How did that matter get there in the first place?". Which is why I think there's something more.

You do leave a good point, however... hell, it wasn't that long ago that we thought we could sail off the edge of the earth. So, maybe the answer is within reach, but I think at the very least it'll be a long reach, and it's going to be quite some time before we're able to grasp it.



Down Rodeo said:
I suppose I ought to stop ranting at you; you are, of course, entitled to your own beliefs, and I shouldn't give a toss

By all means, please DON'T stop. I love having conversations like this
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SRAW said:
Down Rodeo said:

As far as politics goes, I'd probably vote Obama. As I said, I hold intelligence and willingness to learn in high esteem and am extremely sceptical of those with neither.


Well Hitler was willing to learn, but I'm sure the average bum on the street was a better guy than him


Godwin's Law; pretty certain you lose now.

aaronjer said:
Also, on the creation thing... there's no point in talking about it because people who have decided they want to believe in a higher power regardless of the evidence before them aren't going to change their minds no matter what anyone says or does.

That's a valid point but I don't think it means you shouldn't talk about it. I've little else to do at the moment. Actually I've decided, I also disagree with you on that point.

Rockbomb, I think you covered most things. When I said "they're there for a reason" I meant "presumably" but the alcohol demons STOLE MY WORDS. I feel it's a tad disingenuous to say that Obama's plan failed while Bush's plan would have executed flawlessly, but even then McCain might have chosen some other course of action.

I'm interested to know what ridiculous restrictions on businesses you're talking about. I'm sure you'll have many but I am an ignorant foreigner! I guess you could be advising that America adopt similar working legislation as China and India, such that the US can become as competitive as they are in the global market, but that would be weird.

See, one of the problems I have with Ron Paul is that he's just another old white rich guy. I mean, really? If the Republicans chose their candidate as, say, Condoleeza Rice, or had done four years ago, I think there would have been a very different outcome. But I'm cynical (and the word was that she didn't want to do it, but that'll be right, y'know, "I don't *want* to be president").

Last point here. I think it is one hell of a supposition to look at our universe and assume that there's something "more" out there. Truthfully, I still don't know what you mean by that. For the whole of history the approach of experiment-theory-better experiment-better theory has been a success. Why should it change now, at our point in history? Why should that change at all? I mean, think of people just before the renaissance, and try telling them that one day people just like them will walk on the moon. They'd not believe you. Actually that's not even slightly relevant. Try telling them that eventually man will alter crops to have the features he desires; to change them to resist disease, to produce more food, to be able to grow in more climates... they'd say that was the realm of god or something similar. They'd say it was beyond our current knowledge, and quite possibly beyond us forever.

I suppose I ought to stop ranting at you; you are, of course, entitled to your own beliefs, and I shouldn't give a toss
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Down Rodeo said:
This is to do with shared memory, I suspect you will not be able to do it on a desktop card. As you say, what's the point? It'd be slow as hell and you already have enough, so they don't let you.

Oh :/
Well maybe I'll try it out on my laptop, then. Though, iirc my laptop only has 2 gb of ram, and, I think it's safe to assume that I'll need all the ram I can get in just about any program that's going to be graphics-intensive. So it's a lose-lose situation :(
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Down Rodeo said:

As far as politics goes, I'd probably vote Obama. As I said, I hold intelligence and willingness to learn in high esteem and am extremely sceptical of those with neither.


Well Hitler was willing to learn, but I'm sure the average bum on the street was a better guy than him
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Down Rodeo said:

I am also intrigued by your other comment, about some sort of higher being. What would this thing be? Why do you feel there should be something like that out there? Why, in fact, assume at the moment? Do you believe it's a creator of some sort? Anyway, answer as much or as little as you feel like, I am interested.


Well, unfortunately, I don't really know how to put into words exactly how I feel. I believe there is something, and when I say "something" I don't necessarily mean a physical "thing", that is beyond our current knowledge. I guess the reason I can't find any words to describe it, is because there aren't any. Perhaps it would be some sort of alternate world, maybe it's a deity, maybe it's some sort of force in nature that we aren't familiar with... but, I think that the answer to our existence isn't one that can be found with our current knowledge and discoveries, and is probably something that we are incapable of understanding at all.



Down Rodeo said:

As far as politics goes, I'd probably vote Obama. As I said, I hold intelligence and willingness to learn in high esteem and am extremely sceptical of those with neither.

Taking all US troops out of everywhere in the world... doesn't that seem a little consequence-y? I mean, they're there for a reason. And once you get them back, what are they going to do? I can only see that leading to job losses.

Also, you claim that Obama wants to bring all the troops back, is that right?


Well, I guess I'd like to first start my response to all that by saying... doesn't invading random countries and killing hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians seem a little consequence-y?

You say our troops are there for a reason... what reason?

I think it's definitely very risky to pull all the troops back, but I think it's even MORE risky to continue on as we currently are.

To answer your last question there... short answer: yes
Long answer: If you pull up videos of the 2008 debates, Obama repeatedly said that he wanted to bring the troops back as soon as he could. He said that he was going to bring the troops back quicker than G W Bush's plan had set for... and under GW's plan, the troops would have been back 2 years ago, yet they're still not. Also just recently, within the last month or so, Obama said that we no longer needed our troops to be in Afghanistan and that he was bringing them all back... and, he did bring a portion of them back, but most of them are still there... so we'll see if he follows through with that. But even if he does, that's only the troops that are in Afghanistan... we've got troops in tons of different countries, and there's no real reason for them to be there other than the fact that we want to police the world.

You do bring up a great point... with a pretty large percentage of US citizens not being able to get a job, what are all the military personnel supposed to do when they get back? Well, I'd assume most of them won't be able to re-enlist once their contract is up, so they'll have to get civilian jobs. But we have run out of civilian jobs, because all of the huge companies are sending them overseas. So... I would hope that this would push us over the edge and FORCE the government to get rid of all of the ridiculous expenses and restrictions that they put on businesses, and encourage the big companies to set up shop here at home. Granted, this obviously isn't going to happen overnight, so... for quite a while, they WON'T have jobs.




Idk if I replied to everything in your post, and I'm too lazy to read what I've just written, so if there's something I missed that you'd like a response to let me know :D
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Down Rodeo said:
The problem with Ron Paul is that he is unintelligent, or at least refuses to think about things properly.

He's a creationist. No-one should EVER vote for a creationist because seriously, that shit's just stupid.

Anyway, let's stop there, Aaronjer ought to post more deep pictures we can all appreciate.


Sooo you're not voting for someone because of his religious views? and how can you say he is unintelligent when only a few days ago both the republicans and democrats voted to pass a 1 trillion dollar spending bill, with both sides claiming "victory".
Anyway Ron Paul > rest of the house

True story
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If Edan would come back we could have a cut-throat intellectu-match between DR, Edan and NatureJay. I would enjoy that.

Down Rodeo said:
And yes, it is a compliment. I'm saying there's quite a lot of depth to your image.


<3
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Down Rodeo said:
I guess what I'm saying is you've made a Mona Lisa.


This unintentionally sounds like one hell of a compliment.

Down Rizzle said:
Was the reference photo actually you?

I'm... not sure... why you're asking that?
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Down Rodeo said:
Also: why was this truck dump'd!? Pixelmachine is awesome.


I'm not sure. Did I do that? I don't think so.

@buq25 You are, for sure, running it from the command prompt?

Make sure you don't have any spaces before the numbers. It should literally be:

code

pixelmachine -w800 -h200


or somesuch.
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the_cloud_system said:
phoenix_r said:
Down Rodeo said:
the_cloud_system said:
Rockbomb said:
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Sloth said:

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Oh God no.


sexy fun time?

no.
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phoenix_r said:
Down Rodeo said:
the_cloud_system said:
Rockbomb said:
buq25 said:
Sloth said:

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Oh God no.


sexy fun time?
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Down Rodeo said:
the_cloud_system said:
Rockbomb said:
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Sloth said:

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Oh God no.

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Down Rodeo said:
Going to give me a listen to all of those soon :)

Meanwhile, can I recommend the Bastion soundtrack? It is all of the awesome, just all of it.


I heard Slinger's Song on KUGS recently and it made me super-hap-plus-plus. I think my personal favorite is Zia's theme, "Build That Wall" - song makes me cry like the big fat baby that I am:
Sick vid


Bastion Soundtrack Playlist on the Youtubes
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Down Rodeo said:
OK, so, my first question is what are these for? If they're for a homework question or such I am slightly confused as Wolfram Alpha says there are no solutions to the first one. I'm inclined to agree. Certainly there's no way to make it much nicer.

Second one: Wolfie. It's a bit complicated. 4th roots of 3? No thanks.

Yeah, the first one is a bit weird, since the roots of x and 1-x would imply that x is between 0 and 1 (otherwise the roots wouldn't be real numbers), which would mean those two square roots would also be between 0 and 1. I don't see how you could subtract two numbers like that to get something greater than 3/sqrt(5) (which is greater than 1).

This was kind of homework, it was a preparation for a test. Hopefully I don't get something like this in the actual test
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Down Rodeo said:
Pleasing! Not that I would do them, you know; I'm too much of a pansy. I tried going evil at the end of Jade Empire and actually had to give up!

It's much less of a choice and much more of an act of desperation in Dead Kings' Quest (working title, also hilarious). The game will get harder and harder as you stick to the good path. You won't so much choose the evil path just to see what it's like as you'll give up and be evil because good is frustratingly difficult.
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Rockbomb said:
Down Rodeo said:
I'm not in my right mind.

Ah, so you're a lefty, eh?
Well I'm not ok with that.

If he's a lefty, he would be in his right mind.

God, it's like you don't know anything about brains at all!
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Down Rodeo said:
I'm not in my right mind.

Ah, so you're a lefty, eh?
Well I'm not ok with that.
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Down Rodeo said:
That's odd. Will she ever be less useless if you don't, y'know, rape?

What a useless question DR. Who in their right mind would NOT choose to rape?
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Down Rodeo said:
If it happens again, in about:config there is a value called keyword.url or similar.


I did that, but it would still keep on resetting to that weird chinese website, but as I said it's fixed now as youtube downloader caused it so I just uninstalled it.
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SRAW said:
down rodeo is scottish

I'm 50% Scottish. I guess that explains this red beard.
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Fyi I am, and also since down rodeo is scottish or something, does that mean that he gets redirected to random chinese websites?
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Down Rodeo said:
phoenix_r said:
Did you try reintegrating the coefficients using the Mainzer-Carter algorithm applied to a system of nested matrices?

Can't tell if serious or I just have no idea what that is.


crap, meta-trolled...
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Down Rodeo said:
Del tha funkee homosapien! <3

Hella, Del is in 2.5 of those jamz!
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Down Rodeo said:
You Reddit?

Who doesn't, anymore?

http://www.reddit.com/user/zstone/
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I have just found out down rodeo's real name is Duncan McBain.
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Down Rodeo said:
Basically, man up.



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Down Rodeo said:
Oh, I see. Maybe it like isn't a thing... but then, I can't remember well enough. Anything like that turn up in HL etc?

I think you get washed out of a tube at some point in the game and there is liquid flowing out vertically.
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Down Rodeo said:
The joys of using FireFox on mobile: "Click here to download plugin" repeated many times across a page.


What mobile platform are you on?

What about Opera or perhaps SkyFire? I don't think SkyFire is free like it was when I was running it on WinMo6.5 a few years back, but AFAIK it's still one of the best ways to enjoy Flash content on an iOS device.
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Down Rodeo said:
Came expecting shit; was disappoint.

Sick vid
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Down Rodeo said:
Isn't it normally 192.168.1.100?

ipconfig /all lists 192.168.100.1 under Default Gateway.

phoenix_r said:
Can you ping the router?

Yes, I can.

phoenix_r said:
When you set your static IP, did you set the router as your gateway?

It lists 192.168.100.1 under my Default gateways, yes.

phoenix_r said:
Does your new IP conform to your subnet masking?

Probably? Honestly I don't really know what you mean. My subnet mask is 255.255.255.0 and the static IP I chose is 192.168.100.104, so I'm guessing yes, since the first 3 numbers are the same as the router's IP...

phoenix_r said:
Did you slather any of your hardware in marmite? No marmite? Vegemite then? Bovril?! All I'm saying is if everything is configured properly then you probably just need more yeast.

Maybe...
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Down Rodeo said:
Isn't it normally 192.168.1.100?

Quote:
The internal, LAN-IP address is normally set to a default, private number. Linksys routers, for example, use 192.168.1.1 for their internal IP address. D-Link and Netgear routers typically use 192.168.0.1. Some US Robotics routers use 192.168.123.254, and some SMC routers use 192.168.2.1. No matter the brand of router, its default internal IP address is listed in the manufacturer's documentation. Administrators have the option to change this IP address during router setup or at any time later.


From http://compnetworking.about.com/od/workingwithipaddresses/f/getrouteripaddr.htm
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goxk said:
Warning: === LEAK in hull 0 ===
Entity light @ (-1811,-984,-362)
Error:
A LEAK is a hole in the map, where the inside of it is exposed to the
(unwanted) outside region. The entity listed in the error is just a helpful
indication of where the beginning of the leak pointfile starts, so the
beginning of the line can be quickly found and traced to until reaching the
outside. Unless this entity is accidentally on the outside of the map, it
probably should not be deleted. Some complex rotating objects entities need
their origins outside the map. To deal with these, just enclose the origin
brush with a solid world brush


Down Rodeo said:
Q: How do I plug a leak?

First of all, make sure you did not create any entities outside your map. An entity outside your map is just like a leak, if not worse.

If you can not find any entities outside your map:
Load the pointfile generated by the compile tools by selecting the "load pointfile" option in the Hammer menus. Then follow the red line in the viewport to the hole. DON'T delete entities quoted as causing the leak, as they are just mentioned as a reference point. DO use the grid to help avoid leaks in the first instance.

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Down Rodeo said:
Any time someone hits my website, I commission a small plane to paint their IP in the clouds using smoke trails.

Sounds like I'd need to get the Apache module for IPoAC support for that.
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Down Rodeo said:
Re: sorting, sort once then reverse if needed?

That's how I first did it, but you need two functions for that as well, and the lines have to go through both if -r flag is used.

Anyway, the next exercise reads:

Exercise 5-14. Add a field-handling capability, so sorting may be done on fields within lines, each field according to an independent set of options. (The index for this book was sorted with -df for the index category and -n for the page numbers.)

I'm guessing this means that
code
./LineSort.out -df 4 -n 2 -r
would sort the entire file with the option -df, then sort the words (ie. sets of characters separated by spaces) in the 4th field of each line numerically and the words in the 2nd field of each line in reverse lexicographical order.
How would I define a field though?

In the book's index a line looks like this:
code
array, storage order of 104, 210

The first field is 'array, storage of', the second field is '104, 210'. So I guess a field is defined as a set of characters that's separated from the rest by more than a single space. Or maybe that's a tab in between.
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Down Rodeo said:
(Of course I also use Java where you can put functions wherever you like with little to no consequence.)


Anywhere? Like in a class definition?

Does Java have anonymous functions now?
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Mate de Vita said:
Down Rodeo said:
I see. I think. Doesn't C have smarter casting than that?

Guess not :/

So, why doesn't * work as an argument? The program works perfectly if I use 'x' as a sign for multiplication, but if I use '*', and write ./PolishCalc.out 3 5 * in the terminal, it outputs a lot of Illegal option errors, as if the * wasn't one of the possible arguments. Why doesn't it properly read a(n) *?


When you call power() it hasn't been defined yet. So passing it an int doesn't conflict with the definition. You should use function prototypes to prevent this error. Or define your main() last. Or change your local declaration to match the argument types:

c code
int main()
{
double power(double, int);

printf ("%f\n", power (3, 3));
}


^^ That should work.
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Down Rodeo said:
I see. I think. Doesn't C have smarter casting than that?

Guess not :/

So, why doesn't * work as an argument? The program works perfectly if I use 'x' as a sign for multiplication, but if I use '*', and write ./PolishCalc.out 3 5 * in the terminal, it outputs a lot of Illegal option errors, as if the * wasn't one of the possible arguments. Why doesn't it properly read a(n) *?
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Down Rodeo said:
I have no idea what version of compiler you're using, but this gives correct results on my machine:

Yeah, I put 10 as a function argument instead of 10.0 (the base is of type double, I input an int).
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Down Rodeo said:
It's a bit depressing. I reckon I prefer the Trials of Van Occupanther (for instance, see my username everywhere that ain't here).

I think I prefer Courage of Others, more classical/orchestral even if it is a bit sadder. I can fucking dig it.
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Down Rodeo said:
I need some more of these because while I'm cool with 'hash' for # I have no idea for things like _.

CYCLOPS!
Cuz ._. looks like a face
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Down Rodeo said:
Cloud stole that internet from reddit! I've had that tab with those links open on my Windows partition since... uh... quite a while ago anyway.



D:?
http://s3.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1811524/How+to+be+a+classy+motherfucker/

oh well
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Down Rodeo said:
i5 is nice. i7 is *very* nice but as you spotted very expensive. I have an ATi 4500 series card and an Intel processor of some sort... 2 GHz something or other. I can run most games. However, it doesn't run them very well any more! So if you can get anything from the 5000 series of ATi then you ought to be OK. I don't really know what stuff nVidia have for mobility, I only know about their most recent desktop cards.

So yes, i5 would be absolutely fine :)

That graphics card isn't amazing. I'd maybe look at something better. (I just looked it up.)

Yeah, that one was pretty overpriced for its specs.

So basically, i5 is fine, i7 would be better, is what you're saying.
nVidia has the 460m, which is receiving a lot of praise on the interwebz. Also the 485m, but that one isn't available on a lot of laptops yet.

Someone found me this model, but it's in the US:
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834230027&cmre=asusi7--34-230-027--Product
That's ~800€, which in my opinion is a pretty good deal for that laptop.

Now I just have to find one closer to me, or I'll have to have it shipped from USA.
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Down Rodeo said:
I can verify the 404 one. DIG THE GRAVEL. You know you want to.

My flatmate did Jurassic Park, it seemed pretty cool. That seed thing's been around since... 1.4 I think. Is that right?

I'm pretty sure it's been around since at least 1.3, that's the version I first played and it was around then.

By the way, I remember a similar seed thing in Age of Empires II in map creation. How exactly does something like this work? They probably didn't make tens of thousands of different maps and assigned each one a different number.
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Perhaps I don't like having multiple accounts. It's hardly efficient to have a "Down Rodeo Windows" or something.
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Down Rodeo said:
You could have a top-level blank bit that has a hole, i.e. on top of the lines. Dunno if I'm saying this well. Like, basically have a rectangle, with a bit cut out.

You mean like a sort of manual masking? Thus far it's been no big deal to remap my stripes when I scale, that (the mapped symbol itself) is the only it that's not properly scaling, it actually keeps it the same size and remaps it onto the bigger/smaller sphere, quite a pain. Maybe there is some 'scale mapped symbol with revolved object' check-box that I've missed...
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Down Rodeo said:
Well, in the case of "./rpn 3 5 +" there are four arguments, the zeroth being the program name and then your two numbers then the plus. You can just refer to them as argv[j] then use atoi on them, or something. There's probably a way to reason about how many numbers compared to how many operators you have. Or something similar.

Oh, you can't refer to the i'th element of an array, or your post goes all italic.

Yeah, my Polish Calc program first increments argv so that it points to the first actual argument, not the name of the program. Then it checks to see if it's a number or an operator.

If it's a number, it pushes it to a stack (using strtofloat, which is my version of atof).
If it's an operator, it pops the two top values on the stack (the last two numbers that were pushed there) and pushes back the result of the proper operation between them.

When there are no more arguments (argc equals 0), it prints the top value from the stack (which is the result of the whole expression if it was input properly).

At least that's what it's supposed to do. In reality it takes ~10 seconds to execute, then either prints 0 as the result (meaning the stack is empty), or prints an error.

When I tried the arguments 5 8 *, it printed a lot of 'Illegal option' messages with various characters from A to P (see the default branch of the switch in the first program).
When I tried 42 6 /, it printed 'Zero divisor popped' (see the '/' branch of the switch in the first program).
When I tried addition and subtraction it simply printed 0 as a result.

I'm guessing it doesn't properly read the number arguments for some reason. Now I just have to find out why.

superjer said:
164030 jwilson@wayout ~$ cat arguments.c #include <stdio.h> int main( int argc, char *argv ) { int i; for( i=0; i<argc; i++ ) printf( "Argument %d: %s\n", i, argv[i] ); } 164036 jwilson@wayout ~$ gcc arguments.c 164051 jwilson@wayout ~$ ./a.out -flag1 argument Argument 0: ./a.out Argument 1: -flag1 Argument 2: argument

OK, that worked properly (except that the [] next to argv isn't showing up next to the argv in your post for some reason).
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Down Rodeo said:
Unless you mean how do you pass numbers to *your* program, in which case you do it just by writing the numbers in, separated by spaces. The console just passes your program exactly what the end user types. Well, separated into strings, but you get what I mean.

superjer said:
1) Linux terminal arguments:

That's the way to do it. I'm not sure what's wrong, but here's a simple program to test it: [...]

I tried to run the add program (in my case it's called Reverse Polish.out) with the line
"./Reverse Polish.out" 2 3 +
but it just drew up a new terminal line.

I'll run that test program when I get home.

superjer said:
Are you intending to ++ argv in the first case only?

Yes, because the program accepts the following inputs:
- detab 7 5 5 5
- detab 7 +5
- detab

So if an argument consists of only a number, it should go to the next argument. If not, it should stay at the same one.

superjer said:
You shouldn't really be ++ing argv at all, I don't think. It won't blow up or anything but once you've modified it you can't go back.

Well, I have the pointer *argvstart to save the initial position of argv. Won't that work?
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Down Rodeo said:
Controversial! I quite like small animals.
...I was going to have some ridiculously funny counterpoint, but you know I can't actually think of one.

So... I herd u liek mudkipz
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Down Rodeo said:
You say that, but hoops have been jumped through in an attempt to get this working. What exactly is it you've done?

Well, what I've done and what's actually happening are two different things, so I hope that Supes comes in and explains what's really going on.

What I did, is make an iframe that shows the contents of "../" (which means go to the directory above, for those who don't know). So REALLY what it SHOULD do, is display the contents of www.superjer.com/forum... but for some reason it redirects. I think this has something to do with /forum being a directory rather than an actual file, because if you specify a direct page, it works like it should.
For example:


Edit: Lol, I can't give an example, cuz the page redirects before the content loads >.>
I'll make a new thread in the general section to show what I mean.
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Down Rodeo said:
How exactly is it you're trying to get Minecraft running? I'm not having any difficulties.

However, you really have to have the proper drivers available (if you have an ATi or nVidia card in there, you can get open-source Intel drivers from... somewhere). Then running minecraft is as simple as running
code
java -cp minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame
I don't even think you'd need to increase the memory available to it.

I had some problems because I have both sun java and some other (GIJ, I believe) installed. So I used something like
code
/home/blah/jre1.0.6_24/bin/java -jar /home/blah/.minecraft/minecraft.jar

It asked me to choose a name, then did nothing else. It didn't freeze my computer, it just left my terminal running some god-knows-what process, I left it for about half an hour, then CTRL+C'd it.

superjer said:
You also need at least 2 GB of RAM and a real video card WITH manufacturer-supplied drivers.

Wow, that's a little steep, not sure I have that.
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Down Rodeo said:
Hit up Google for some wonderful tutorials and software.


yes half life model viewer 1.5
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Down Rodeo said:
(though isn't it -w and -h?).

Normally I'd agree, but with Valve you can never tell. Its probably -yettimonster -bobthebobslayer, I mean its Valve.
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Down Rodeo said:
It has to be Mandarin.

Windows isn't made out of oranges!
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Down Rodeo said:
You had it fine, I'm guessing you are on Windows Vista or 7? Basically, you don't have permissions to copy the file into C:\Program Files. Thusly, you will have to copy the map by hand.

Or you can run the .bat as admin... I think.
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sprinkles: Clearly you are a world class comedian and should go do stand up.

Down Rodeo: Thank you, I checked over and had made a mistake with the batch file!
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Down Rodeo said:
Ugh, Pendulum. Wait, has Rebecca Black been posted here? I can't remember any more.


Yeah, I posted that in a different topic.
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Down Rodeo said:
Oh, but it was going to get to this stage :D

How's that Alien Swarm Mod working out?
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Down Rodeo said:
Oh, but it was going to get to this stage :D

How's that Alien Swarm Mod working out?
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Down Rodeo said:
Oh, but it was going to get to this stage :D

How's that Alien Swarm Mod working out?
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Down Rodeo said:
Oh, but it was going to get to this stage :D

How's that Alien Swarm Mod working out?
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Down Rodeo said:
Oh, but it was going to get to this stage :D

How's that Alien Swarm Mod working out?
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Down Rodeo said:
Alex001 brings the smackdown, I am impressed.
in the last time i seen you are only commenting not helping. This web is for help not for commenting.
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Down Rodeo said:
I think it should be "New Friartuck", that would please me.


Prepare to be pleased. Some of the time!
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in my noob experience im suggesting this





Down Rodeo said:
Error: More than eight wadfiles are in use

Like the damn thing says, more than eight wadfiles are being used. Since the compilers store the directory locations in a fixed amount of memory using too many wads can cause a lovely buffer overflow! So while it might say in the log "this may be harmless" it doesn't necessarily mean it. In fact if it warns you of this and your map has failed to compile consider this as suspect. Remove them and try again. Seriously, the number of times we've all seen this error. If you have, say, nine wads and are using one texture from each of them, you will need to merge wads.

Q: How do I merge wads?
1. Download and install Wally (yes, it's the same program you are told to install for making your own wads).

2. Open Wally and from the drop-down menus on the top, go to Wizard-> WAD Merge.

3. You can use either the Add WAD or the Quick Add, depending on your needs. (You can open the Add WAD to see what it has to offer)

4. Set all the other options to suit your needs (WAD type should be WAD3) and hit Go.

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The committees don't have a magic power to make everyone like what they pick. Commercial music can fail because it's not good enough. You make it sound like people are nothing but sheep being fed their Justin Bieber and liking it because they're told it's popular. I give people more credit than that. Justin Bieber IS a really good singer, and his music is definitely intended for pre-teen and teenage girls. If he changed his musical style and started making what you call 'good music' he'd lose popularity regardless of what the marketing told those girls. I don't think he's nearly as much of an automaton as you'd like to think.

To make things very clear, I don't think popularity is a very good way to measure how good music is in general. I just don't think there really is any other way to measure it. Popularity is a fairly arbitrary method of determining how good a song is, but every other method is pretty much 100% arbitrary. The whole point of a song is to enjoy it, if a ton of people like a song and an expert says it's bad... well... they weren't judging it on the only thing that actually matters. I'm not sure what they even could be judging it on other than whether or not people like it.

Why are we talking about this again, anyway? Weren't we supposed to be making fun of Outcast for thinking the composition of music is unimportant and easy?

Down Rodeo said:
If I went to tell most people that it is possible to decompose a sphere into two identical spheres the same size as the first one they likely would not believe me, but that doesn't stop it being right.


This is a terrible comparison.

What we're talking about is almost entirely determined by people's opinions. There's nothing so cut and dry 'right or wrong' about music. People 'believing' strongly effects the situation here...


This was a response to DR, btw.
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Down Rodeo said:
You have to fund the game *somehow*...

That's why I don't really trust complete F2P games. Riot Games (League of Legends) got it since it's easier to pay than to play but it's still no actual difference.

There's been made a word. If a "F2P" game forces you to pay, the company's done a GPotato, from the company GPotato.

GPotato has "Free" games, which are almost unbearable to play without paying since you either get some sort of de-buff (Seriously, 75% damage less) or that you're able to defeat somebody in the highest level when you're the lowest just because you've spent some real money. In a game that requires no actual skill.

Had I seen a big "DONATE" button on DDO's front page or "SPONSORED BY..." I'd have no real distrust. Now, because of AaronJer, I'm kinda split.
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Curz- said:
Wait for someone smarter to anwser, like Rockbomb, Superjer,Down Rodeo,SRAW,Killer-Duck,sprinkles,eDan Co. and those guys..


*cry*


but aneyway that is not cs at all


actualey that game is point blank
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Curz- said:
Maybe you could just make a block and use the vertex tool for the cliff shape and then texture it ?
I don't know..


And the cutting tool.
But i tried and it doesn't look good.
Wait for someone smarter to anwser, like Rockbomb, Superjer,Down Rodeo,SRAW,Killer-Duck,sprinkles,eDan Co. and those guys..
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Down Rodeo said:
I don't know what I'm trying to say any more.

I think it's wrong to say I don't know what I mean by MMO when that was exactly what I was trying to say - though I clearly didn't put it as succinctly as "grind with a chatbox". Which they are, essentially. Because there was Hellgate: London, and it was basically a single-player game, but that didn't stop it being a bit crap. Fair enough if the game itself is actually fun though, I probably put enough time into Bad Company 2 doing what is almost the same thing over and over to count.
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Down Rodeo said:
Given the name of the truck, I can make a guess :p

Right

@OP, decompilers will usually produce results that will take hours of work before they compile and run properly. You might be able to find already fixed .rmf files of common maps (such as de_dust, de_aztec, cs_office, de_nuke...) online, I suggest looking for them instead of trying to fix the mess that you get from decompiling a map.
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Down Rodeo said:
With the associated shitey, by-the-numbers combat and static world.


You're talking out your ass. You should stop. I've played a lot of MMOs and this game is nothing like them. The combat is not by the numbers any more than Diablo 2 is. In fact, it's less by the numbers than Diablo 2 by a very wide margin.
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Down Rodeo said:
That is not football. It has so little to do with feet!

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Down Rodeo said:
The spell was broken when the laptop overheated, or something.


Down Rodeo said:
I mean, Java's not great, but it's available pretty much everywhere and the requirements are still fairly low.

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Down Rodeo said:
Is that not the Spirit of Half-Life?

So I was right, but that doesn't mean I know anything about it other than its name.
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Down Rodeo said:
You say cleverness, I was guessing, and I might not be correct.

Everything you say is correct. So if it wasn't before, it is now. You're like, the internet Jesus, and SJ is your father.
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Yap. Down Rodeo and his cleverness saves the day again!
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Down Rodeo said:
I actually came back to Windows. Shocking, right? I like playing games too much :p

I really miss programming often though. So I tend to open up PuTTY and code on the University computers :)

Dual boot.
That is all.
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Down Rodeo said:
What the fucking fuck?

I wont sleep tonight...
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Down Rodeo said:
Plus, any school that gave assignments like that I would SO go to.

Oh don't get me wrong, as soon as he tells me what school it is, I'm gonna go sign up. I just don't think HE should be there
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Down Rodeo said:
Yes, but

No, like I said in the other thread, you're not understanding us. That's not either your fault nor mine, but I don't see how we can move forward.


It IS his fault. He's trying to figure it out. If he'd use Google Translator he wouldn't get something like that.

Mato_mato, click the picture

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Down Rodeo said:
Excellent success. Just because I know you care, Guardian of Light is brilliant, and one of My Favourite Games. (tm)

Excellent.
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Down Rodeo said:

By the way, if you actually try this and end up electrocuting yourself, I am not taking any responsibility

That would be...

Shocking.
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DR wrote about how to get rid of leeches in the FAQ. Here's what he had to say:

Down Rodeo said:
Q: How do I plug a leak?

First of all, make sure you did not create any entities outside your map. An entity outside your map is just like a leak, if not worse.

If you can not find any entities outside your map:
Load the pointfile generated by the compile tools by selecting the "load pointfile" option in the Hammer menus. Then follow the red line in the viewport to the hole. DON'T delete entities quoted as causing the leak, as they are just mentioned as a reference point. DO use the grid to help avoid leaks in the first instance.

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Down Rodeo said:
Not really, bullets don't actually have that much momentum. Yes, they move quickly, but they are very light. People falling over or being knocked back is almost a learned response from movies :)

This man speaks the truth.
But the blood still would look much different. It would be an almost instantaneous splatter on whatever's behind his head, and there would be a hole.


But enough talk about effects, I thought the clip was pretty funny
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Down Rodeo said:
The link has the answer, no?

Yeah, but who clicks anything these days, amirite?!
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Down Rodeo said:
not every server will automatically start running your map.


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Down Rodeo said:
Do you like forget that you've already
posted, or what?


omg!!! im a retarded idiot
what do u expacet!?
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aaronjer said:
He IS lost.

Very good point.

Down Rodeo said:
http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF178-Truancy_bot.gif

I lawled.

the_cloud_system said:

why?

SRAW said:
fedex _ said:
SRAW said:
get lost fucktard




hey sraw eat my cock



Definite proof the fedex is gay

again the youngster is wrong.I tell Jigsaw and the creators of every game i rage on to eat my cock.

Now if fedofile here actually came over and fucked you at your house...that actually might amuse us.

But you wouldn't be calling him gay unless you wanted him to be so i hope he likes bondage.

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Down Rodeo said:
Outcast said:
You can also play it on Xbox 360 or Ps3 if you have any of those,it's a cheaper solution instead of upgrading your pc.

He wants the mods likes.

Yes yes i do. i would look into modding my xbox for it but i read not to try it for it. :(
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Down Rodeo said:
Yes, brushes textured with CLIP are invisible but stop players moving through.


That is the kind of wall I'm looking. Can it be outside of the map too :P ? I need walls like for example in zm_infantry.
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Down Rodeo said:
Well, what are the specs of your computer? Have you tried playing Oblivion on it? Cheap way would be to buy very crap graphics cards to improve your computer, you can get one that would do it for $70, probably less nowadays.

Updated post. The site didnt put in the stuff so i had to edit it..
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Down Rodeo said:
Yes, brushes textured with CLIP are invisible but stop players moving through.

Nades, bullets, or anything that is not a player can go through it though.

If you want an impenetrable barrier, that is nothing can go through it. Make the brush with AAA texture, then make it a func_wall.
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Down Rodeo said:
has a CD of.

We're not in 1990...
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Down Rodeo said:
Fortunately, that's a 403 forbidden.

Now it is... It wasn't when I chose it, yesterday...

What? When taking the picture with the 403 and copy-pasting the URL, it works...

And you. I'm itching as hell again for having to watch those images again
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Down Rodeo said:
What?

Look, i made a map with blocks and stuff, and i save and compiled, but then when i added new stuff, the new objects dissapear when i enter in one specific spot dont know why.
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molkman said:
Rockbomb said:
Down Rodeo said:
Not sure I understand what you're trying to say.



I think that what he was trying to explain, were that if its driven by electricity, why not pull or cut the plug?
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Rockbomb said:
Down Rodeo said:
Not sure I understand what you're trying to say.


either.
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Down Rodeo said:
Not sure I understand what you're trying to say.

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Down Rodeo said:
Ew, Bill O'Rielly or however you spell it, ew, ICP. They're nutcases, and he's quite fat.

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Down Rodeo said:
As it is, I want to tell him that the attention button is not working.

Make sure you use the attention button for that so he sees your post.
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Down Rodeo said:
I cannot deal with two years, because that's a lot of years, in no small way. I'm no longer making sense.

Are you wearing a giant grey suit? If so, then David Byrne would like to have a word.
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sprinkles said:
Down Rodeo said:
Oh, awesome! You're a "pick a fight over the internet" man! :D

I will swim to fucking Scotland and kick your ass to Saudi Arabia.

Oh no you di'int! Etc, etc. I've been drinking, it makes me want to respond. OTOH you're still funny.

SUPERJER: can we keep him?

Oh my God, I meant to bring this to SuperJer's attention, but the buttan is not workan!
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Down Rodeo said:
Oh, awesome! You're a "pick a fight over the internet" man! :D

I will swim to fucking Scotland and kick your ass to Saudi Arabia.
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Down Rodeo said:
I don't know if that's quite what you meant to say but by God, it's awesome.

wait did he mean about sex? i thought he meant the site.
No, sex was fucking awesome you should try it sometime edan. Especially if you can find a girl who can take a cock in the mouth really well...ahh those are the best.
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eDan Co. said:
Down Rodeo said:
I mean, is there even going to be an eternity? I also think you'd find it hard to write down a book describing the universe. There's not enough paper to write down a googolplex, even!


Especially since the book describing the universe is part of the universe which it is describing.

I keep telling you guys, it's an aleph, and a zahir, and they store in in the library of babel.
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Down Rodeo said:
FUN FACT: I stopped Windows 98 defragging midway through and it never worked ever after that. Further attempts to defrag failed.

What an OS.


LIKE
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Down Rodeo said:
I mean, is there even going to be an eternity? I also think you'd find it hard to write down a book describing the universe. There's not enough paper to write down a googolplex, even!


Especially since the book describing the universe is part of the universe which it is describing.
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Rockbomb said:
Down Rodeo said:
Rockbomb said:
Down Rodeo said:
It needs a few more months of constant shavin' I think.

That sure was something I said.

It sure was.

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Down Rodeo said:
I disagree.

I disagree with your disagreeing. As it turns out, this is the book and these are the people that have it:


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phoenix_r said:
Down Rodeo said:
At that stage, Windows says "HOLY SHIT LOW MEMORY", the damn thing nearly stops working and then starts killing programs, I think. Or asks you to do some. I dunno. I assume if you somehow managed to fill up lots of memory *really quickly* then it'd just lock up.

I don't miss 9x at all. AT. ALL.

Ah, so someone got the reference. Microsoft Word + Windows Media Player + IE = low memory at some point, I think.
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Down Rodeo said:
Rockbomb said:
Down Rodeo said:
It needs a few more months of constant shavin' I think.

That sure was something I said.

It sure was.
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Rockbomb said:
Down Rodeo said:
It needs a few more months of constant shavin' I think.

That sure was something I said.
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Down Rodeo said:
It needs a few more months of constant shavin' I think.
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Down Rodeo said:
At that stage, Windows says "HOLY SHIT LOW MEMORY", the damn thing nearly stops working and then starts killing programs, I think. Or asks you to do some. I dunno. I assume if you somehow managed to fill up lots of memory *really quickly* then it'd just lock up.

I don't miss 9x at all. AT. ALL.
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Apparently not.

Here is a list of things I think (or know) have changed during the 2 years I have been gone:

I was drafted to the army!

Havokk got a name change (again).

AaronJer never sent me candy back.

Havokk lost his virginity.

SRAW might be a little bit smarter now that he is older.

Down Rodeo got his degree.

SuperJer married a chimp?!

I owe you all many many points for all the Point Days I wasn't here for.
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Down Rodeo said:
tells the program you want to access the method FindWorlds from $world?

php code

<?php
require_once 'database.php';

// all we need to do is display, get, or set data
class World
{
public $id;
public $name;
public $description;
public $threads;
public $lastPost;
public $numberOfCategories;

public function __construct($inId=null, $inName=null, $inThread=null, $inLastPost=null)
{
$this->id = $inId;
$this->name = $inName;
$this->thread = $inThread;
$this->lastPost = $inLastPost;
}
/*
* Determine the amount of worlds
*/
public function FindWorlds()
{
//$database = new Database();
//$countRowsConnect = $database->ConnectToDatabase("general");
$countRowsConnect= mysql_connect("127.0.0.1","general","g-g-g-godlike");
mysql_select_db("general");
$countRows = mysql_query("SELECT `id` FROM `world`");
$this->numberOfCategories = mysql_num_rows($countRows);
//mysql_free_result($countRows);
//mysql_close($countRowsConnect);
return $this->numberOfCategories;
}
/*
* Get data from mysql
*/
public function GetData($worldId)
{
//connect to mysql
//$database = new Database();
//$getDataConnect = $database->ConnectToDatabase("general");
$getDataConnect= mysql_connect("127.0.0.1","general","g-g-g-godlike");
mysql_select_db("general");
$getData = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `world` WHERE `id`='$worldId'");
$Data = mysql_fetch_assoc($getData);

$this->id = $Data['id'];
$this->name = $Data['name'];
$this->description = $Data['description'];
$this->lastPost = $Data['most recent'];

//mysql_free_result($getData);
//mysql_close($getDataConnect);

// Get most recent post information (name, time, etc)
$this->lastPost = $this->GetMostRecent($this->id);
// Get number of threads
$this->threads = $this->GetThreads($this->id);


return true;

}
/*
* Set data, does not modify mysql
*/
public function SetData()
{

}
/*
* Sets data, modifies general.world
*/
public function Update()
{

}
/*
* Display data, must call GetData first, otherwise the function will return false
*/
public function DisplayWorld()
{
// if we don't make sure we call getdata we cannot display anything!
if( empty($this->id) || empty($this->name) || empty($this->description) || empty($this->threads) || empty($this->lastPost) )
{
return false;
}
else
{

return true;
}
}

private function GetMostRecent($worldId)
{
$mostRecentQuery = mysql_query("SELECT `most recent` FROM `world` where id=$worldId");
$mostRecent = mysql_fetch_assoc($mostRecentQuery);
$mostRecentPost = $mostRecent['most recent'];
$mostRecentData = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM region WHERE world=$worldId ORDER BY date DESC");
$final = mysql_fetch_assoc($mostRecentData);
return $final['poster'] . "," .$final['date'];
}

private function GetThreads($worldId)
{
$threadsQuery = mysql_query("SELECT id FROM region WHERE world=$worldId");
return mysql_num_rows($threadsQuery);
}

public function __destruct()
{
// Dark ages? (celestial year 60ish?)
}
} // end class world

// moar code less comments!
class Land
{

} // end class land

class Region
{

} // end class region

?>

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Down Rodeo said:
IPOAC - IP over avian carrier.

::fist-bump:: RFC 1149 is *legit*.
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Down Rodeo said:
CoD4 is a very good game. You should try that - the single player is *actually decent*.

________
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Down Rodeo said:
Urgh, if you keep buying run-of-the-mill, ordinary, boring, BOG-FUCKING-STANDARD games like this, you will only get more of them. This is, what, the seventh CoD game? Time to move onto something new, I think. There's nothing done here that wasn't done a decade ago.

For the most part I'd actually have to agree. I haven't ever liked COD... until this one. Modern Warfare 2 was fun online, but thats about it.

But, despite me not liking them, they have improved each time they released a new one.
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Down Rodeo said:
I DON'T UNDERSTAND D:

NatureJay said:
It's just Japan.

This is correct.
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"There's a post that deserves deletion. I kid, I kid." said Down Rodeo "My dog ate this resurrected truck, so he could re-resurrect this truck with his bare toes that are quite very cold because of snowball-fights."

"Stay frosty." I want to have hot sex with AaronJer because he won the rape-free for 1-week DotA contest priZe in Teheran, while chocolate tasted like chocolate, you chicken.
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"There's a post that deserves deletion. I kid, I kid." said Down Rodeo "My dog ate this resurrected truck, so he could re-resurrect this truck with his bare toes that are quite very cold because of snowball-fights."

"Stay frosty." I want to have hot sex with AaronJer because he won the rape-free for 1-week DotA contest price in Teheran, while chocolate tasted like

-And why were you complaining about my c? I suppose you were complaining, atleast.
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"There's a post that deserves deletion. I kid, I kid." said Down Rodeo "My dog ate this resurrected truck, so he could re-resurrect this truck with his bare toes that are quite very cold because of snowball-fights."

"Stay frosty." I want to have hot sex with AaronJer because he won the rape-free for 1-week DotA contest price in Teheran, while
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"There's a post that deserves deletion. I kid, I kid." said Down Rodeo "My dog ate this resurrected truck, so he could re-resurrect this truck with his bare toes that are quite very cold because of snowball-fights."

"Stay frosty." I want to have hot sex with AaronJer because he won the rape-free for 1-week DotA contest price
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"There's a post that deserves deletion. I kid, I kid." said Down Rodeo "My dog ate this resurrected truck, so he could re-resurrect this truck with his bare toes that are quite very cold because of snowball-fights."

"Stay frosty." I want to have hot sex with AaronJer because he won the rape-free for 1-week
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"There's a post that deserves deletion. I kid, I kid." said Down Rodeo "My dog ate this resurrected truck, so he could re-resurrect this truck with his bare toes that are quite very cold because of snowball-fights."

"Stay frosty." I want to have hot sex with AaronJer because he won the rape
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"There's a post that deserves deletion. I kid, I kid." said Down Rodeo "My dog ate this resurrected truck, so he could re-resurrect this truck with his bare toes that are quite very cold because of snowball-fights."

"Stay frosty." I want to have hot sex with AaronJer because he
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"There's a post that deserves deletion. I kid, I kid." said Down Rodeo "My dog ate this resurrected truck, so he could re-resurrect this truck with his bare toes that are quite very cold because of snowball-fights."

"Stay frosty." I want to have hot sex with
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"There's a post that deserves deletion. I kid, I kid." said Down Rodeo "My dog ate this resurrected truck, so he could re-resurrect this truck with his bare toes that are quite very cold because of snowball-fights."

"Stay frosty." I want to have
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"There's a post that deserves deletion. I kid, I kid." said Down Rodeo "My dog ate this resurrected truck, so he could re-resurrect this truck with his bare toes that are quite very cold because of snowball-fights."

"Stay frosty." I
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"There's a post that deserves deletion. I kid, I kid." said Down Rodeo. My dog ate this resurrected truck. So he could re-resurrect this truck. With his bare toes that are quite very cold because of snowball-fights.
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"There's a post that deserves deletion. I kid, I kid." said Down Rodeo. My dog ate this resurrected truck. So he could re-resurrect this truck. With his bare toes that are quite very cold
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"There's a post that deserves deletion. I kid, I kid." said Down Rodeo. My dog ate this resurrected truck. So he could re-resurrect this truck. With his bare toes that are
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"There's a post that deserves deletion. I kid, I kid." said Down Rodeo. My dog ate this resurrected truck. So he could re-resurrect this truck. With his bare
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"There's a post that deserves deletion. I kid, I kid." said Down Rodeo. My dog ate this resurrected truck. So he could re-resurrect this truck.
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"There's a post that deserves deletion. I kid, I kid." said Down Rodeo. My dog ate this resurrected truck. So he could
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"There's a post that deserves deletion. I kid, I kid." said Down Rodeo. My dog ate this resurrected truck.
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"There's a post that deserves deletion. I kid, I kid." said Down Rodeo. My dog ate
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phoenix_r said:
Mate de Vita said:
And you actually know anyone on this forum?

I went to high school with Aaronjer, Superjer, Mikejer, and some other assholes. </scene_cred>


I went to jr. high school with aaronjer and Nez. Nez went to one year of elementary school with aaronjer though. I guess he's better than me.

fedex _ said:
Down Rodeo said:
I miss days, sometimes. Though not often.

Isn't this like your third trade thread? How did the others go for you?




YES but they all failed

NEED ZON PLZ
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Down Rodeo said:
I miss days, sometimes. Though not often.

Isn't this like your third trade thread? How did the others go for you?




YES but they all failed
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Down Rodeo said:
OK, well, the scary thing is that the effect disappears if the detectors are switched on. Even worse, we can fire an electron with the detector switched off, turn on the detector before it gets to the detector and it still disappears!

Maybe it would be best if you ask questions of me.

OK, how about this for a start. Why does this happen?
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SolidKAYOS said:
cloud_the_system said:
SolidKAYOS said:
or the theory of shut the fuck up and stop hurting my head.


if u cant understand simple mispleeings then their is soemtinhng wirong wiht you

Oh it wasnt towards you. I understood you. Its everything els.

You know, if it hurts your brains, there's a very simple cure for that. It's called Don't read it.

Down Rodeo said:
No takers? Any guesses? Anyone understand what's going on?

Not really, no.
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Down Rodeo said:
I think you keep going until you hit a stack overflow. Must try this when I'm on my laptop.

lulz
+rep
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Down Rodeo said:
/thread.

Right.
Now, where were we? Oh, right:
Down Rodeo said:
However, we are sneaky physicists. We set a detector covering one hole - imagine a detector exactly covering the hole in the image above, between the mask and the screen. What happens now?

Someone?
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Down Rodeo said:
Sad times. Goldeneye for the N64 was possibly one of the best things to happen to my childhood.

That's right. I remember having some incredible fun with Goldeneye multiplayer on N64. Such a blast.
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Down Rodeo said:
Yes, you were quoting him, but why? They're the same guy, you know.



yea but it feels better to release anger on the new user name
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Down Rodeo said:
What?



system_the_cloud



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Rockbomb, Molkman and Down Rodeo each just fed the troll 200 points. Don't feed the troll kids!

Please note, this is more than a 60000% increase in his points.
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Down Rodeo said:
SRAW said:
Damn, I hoped sprinkles wouldn't have made it out alive

Don't be offended.

Right.

SRAW, if I told you to go die in a fire, then you were actually in a fire, would you be all that impressed if I expressed disappointment that you'd survived? You have some serious lessons to learn about social interaction. To be honest you are symptomatic of the problems the internet suffers as a whole.

Ya..i mean i didnt say oh im glad your alright. i just tried to lossen up the place..not being mean about it. Im glad sprinks is ok and his family but..ya..SK is gonna shut up now. Not good at these things.
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Down Rodeo said:
hi5!


Yay for stealing :D
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Down Rodeo said:
It's too easy to trivialise people into words that you don't know.

The vast majority of people are incapable of caring about people they don't know. SRAW is obviously one of those, as am I. I think most people just don't want to accept that. Realistically, disasters happen, people die... blah blah, only the people directly involved give a crap. I couldn't make myself care if I tried.

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Well, I probably wouldn't be offended if somebody told me they wished I'd died in a fire when I was in a fire. Especially if I already knew they were a troll. There's not really a limit on trolling. Some woman gets raped? Proper troll response: "Haha, you have unwanted sperm in you! Too bad he didn't murder you too..."

I mean... of course it's 'not cool'. That's the whole point of trolling. To piss people off. And you're all showing evidence of being pissed off very clearly! Why are you doing that? You are feeding the SJCOM official troll his favorite snack!

Down Rodeo said:
If anything, I am very disappointed.

What were you expecting him to say?
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*slaps head* sorry, i forgot about the faq 2 questions ago. Thanks Rodeo :)
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Down Rodeo said:
China is government are NOT COOL.



ill get right down to when that yes semitrance!
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Down Rodeo said:
It's all cloud based an' that, isn't it?


Yes, but I'm not sure what that means now that "cloud" is such a buzz word.

When you boot the OS you have to log into Google. And it gets your "stuff" whatever that may be. It's basically just like Android best I can tell.
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Down Rodeo said:
if(not(X))then(Y)

Has a table that looks a little like this:
code
X Y | Statement
T T | T
T F | T
F T | T
F F | F

I don't quite get your table. What does X - True, for example, mean? That it is a true statement?
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Down Rodeo said:
If this were deleted, no-one would ever have to know that it existed. And that would be the best thing.

You would know.
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Down Rodeo said:
Actually, it's not that Havokk stopped posting porn, it's more that he stopped posting. My bad!

Its been very uninteresting lately..you guys are still my homepage. Just lazy to post in things i have no care in the world for.
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Down Rodeo said:
Do we solve world hunger now?

Its pretty easy really. Kill everyone = nobody is hungry.
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Down Rodeo said:
I can virtually guarantee that won't help.

It did...
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Down Rodeo said:
SRAW said:
You're a noob if you go around correcting people's grammar on the internet

Out of interest, how is that the case?

Denial of Eternal September?
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Down Rodeo said:
I am become mainstream!

I am become death, the shatterer of worlds.

Uh... Listen to a shorter track like "Moya"? It's one of their better tunes in my opinion. I think that's on Slow Riot for New Zero Kanada.

I listen to a lot of instrumental post rock stuff because I need music while I'm studying and lyrics become too distracting. This way I can focus on what I'm doing while still having another part of my brain doing something else.

I'm not really a music junkie or anything relative to some people I know, I just don't generally pay attention to the mainstream unless some band that I've been listening to for ages somehow makes it big. There are a few exceptions though, like Radiohead and David Bowie and such.
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Down Rodeo said:
Firstly I'd drop the quote mark from the path.

Right.
Down Rodeo said:
MSVS

See my previous post please.
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Down Rodeo said:
Quote:

Huh, there's nothing. Have you interspersed your post with backspace characters?

You quoted the wrong post. Quote the post that says "in firefox, quote this post"
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Down Rodeo said:
I think you're the first I've seen to double post an image post. Impressive?

Indeed.
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aaronjer said:
I'd rather not know something that might result in me enjoying their music less. Call me blissfully ignorant.

No, the irony of this decision is not lost on me.

Fucking miracles man.

molkman said:
Down Rodeo said:
Everyone should listen to The Suburbs by Arcade Fire, it's awesome.

That is super true DR, it is in fact really awesome.

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Down Rodeo said:
Everyone should listen to The Suburbs by Arcade Fire, it's awesome.

That is super true DR, it is in fact really awesome.
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Down Rodeo said:
sprinkles said:
The fact is we gotsa be gettin' to ritin' those tuts so those peeps can teach.

That's true.


I still can't believe you're getting that worked up about it though. :)

Second that.

I think this is the first time weve had a little superjer.com drama happen lawl.
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Down Rodeo said:
They're hardcore nutcase Christians.


What?
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Down Rodeo said:
I think people don't like them BECAUSE THEY ARE RETARDED.


You know they're joking, right? Every one of their songs is a joke. You're not supposed to take them seriously. Unfortunately, lots of their fans think they are serious.
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Down Rodeo said:
It kind of does, doesn't it? I don't know any more. What game does? Uh, most games do in some way nowadays.

Half-life has func_train and func_tracktrain, both of which could be considered vehicles (for example the func_tracktrain is what is used in the level 'On the Rail').
It doesn't have func_vehicle however (func_vehicle can also be steered left and right and doesn't follow a path).
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Down Rodeo said:
Yeah, I can't find my way around. You say north, is that an actual direction? Can you even make a compass that doesn't just point to /home?

Nope.

aaronjer said:
I go by decided the direction I was facing when I first spawned is North. It's not North, though, so now we call that AaronJer North.

The direction you look in when you spawn is west.

Aaronjer north=west.
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Down Rodeo said:
Vehicles are covered in the FAQ.

I know, i just wanted to know if they were Half-life only or also for CS, since the CS standard maps dont have any vehicles.
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Down Rodeo said:
Half-Life is about $10 on Steam.

Vehicles are covered in the FAQ, I'm pretty certain. But see if you Googled keywords from your questions, you'd have all the answers, because were I to answer them that's all I'd be doing.
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Down Rodeo said:
You've been shown where to go in your other truck. Please, keep them all together.


yeah i know but i don't really get it how to help my self!?
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Down Rodeo said:
Well,if you've not ever bought Half-Life then it won't play. I'm not sure if you can get nonSteam copies of it any more...


Whats the difference in Steam and non-Steam? And also, i seem to have a few half life files on my computer in the Counter Strike directory. Any idea where i can get a legal copy and how much that would cost me?

Edit: Whoops, sorry for double post
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Down Rodeo said:
Well,if you've not ever bought Half-Life then it won't play. I'm not sure if you can get nonSteam copies of it any more...


Whats the difference in Steam and non-Steam? And also, i seem to have a few half life files on my computer in the Counter Strike directory. Any idea where i can get a legal copy and how much that would cost me?
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Down Rodeo said:
We're getting somewhere, I guess. Mind posting this new batch file?


@echo off
hlcsg -nowadtextures spike
hlbsp spike
hlvis spike
hlrad spike
copy spike.map "C:\Program Files\Counter-Strike 1.6\cstrike\maps"
cd "C:\Program Files\Counter-Strike 1.6\"
pause
hl -dev -console -game cstrike +sv_cheats 1 +map spike

u mean this?
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Down Rodeo said:
I printscreened it but forgot to save. Basically, a large part of the ocean nodraw'd so I could see the whole cave structure underneath, but I guess that's more to do with notch than you guys.

HOW DOES CAN'T DO DIRECTIONS :(


I think my server's just really slow and can't send you the ocean floor sometimes before you need it.

It's not really a big problem, and actually kind of cool to see the caves.
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Down Rodeo said:
Does this have anything to do with a horrible drawing bug that I saw earlier?



Ah man, this one?

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Down Rodeo said:
I'd hit that.

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sprinkles said:
Down Rodeo said:
When you say new features, are these features it has or will have?

Will have.
http://www.speedyshare.com/files/24871763/WhiteBird.exe
First release!

D:!

Norton thinks it's a virus and removes it!

D:!
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Down Rodeo said:
When you say new features, are these features it has or will have?

Will have.
http://www.speedyshare.com/files/24871763/WhiteBird.exe
First release!
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Down Rodeo said:
I see your music list and among its names there are artists that make me wonder what is wrong with the music industry today. Of course, I can quickly answer that question - there is nothing wrong as diversity is in fact the best thing and more music is always good - but seriously, some of it is shit.

most of it is just for one song

sprinkles said:
Did you use whiteout on your monitor?


the white out is eather repeats of albums or music the computer came with
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Down Rodeo said:
Holy crap your server's awesome.


Thanks! . . . why is it awesome?
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Down Rodeo said:
there appears to be information loss which Quantum Theory doesn't like

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Down Rodeo said:
Hey, some of Metallica's stuff isn't bad at all. I really like Kill 'em All.

I agree, but St. Anger was poop.
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Down Rodeo said:
Kind of, but sometimes the forums demand a refresh.

Doesn't that answer your question?
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Down Rodeo said:
I'm not sure I understand why only sometimes, if you use the back functionality, the yellow boxen remain.

Doesn't that jus' use your cache?
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Down Rodeo said:
I like I Belong to You/Ma Coeur S'Ouvre a ta Voix. Excuse the lack of accents, I can't be bothered finding them...

In twilight :O

Also Neutron star collision
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Down Rodeo said:
How true. It is a rather lovely place at that. Did you enjoy it buq?

The sun is too hot, the room is too small.

Otherwise, yeah. It was awesome.
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SRAW said:
And I'm pretty sure most everyone in this forum knows where mallorca is

Seriously, you're wrong. You live in europe, you know where it is. Down Rodeo knows where it is since he also lives in Europe. And Molkman, perhaps some other as well but Americans usually don't know what/where Mallorca is.

So, American Superjar users, tell meh.

And, SRAW, edit your post to remove the actual location
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SRAW said:
Down Rodeo said:
He's in Malaysia.


And apparently some spammers on yahoo answers keep on posting this site http://77.78.239.64/~search/ (put the ~search).


And now you're spamming it on the superjer-forum...
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Down Rodeo said:
He's in Malaysia.


And apparently some spammers on yahoo answers keep on posting this site http://77.78.239.64/~search/ (put the ~search).
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Down Rodeo said:
There's a way to make gcc do it, can't remember how though.


code
gcc -c -g -Wa,-ahl=example.s example.c


That will compile example.c into assembler in example.s, plus comments and line numbers showing your original source code. Pretty neat.
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Down Rodeo said:
I was trying to reply to this earlier but the forums ate my reply. Probably a good thing I didn't anyway as I now think I might have been wrong but in my defence I was doing lots of Java which is never good for you.

Yeah, you should switch to cappuccino...
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NatureJay said:
Down Rodeo said:
I half expect to find a post from Aaronjer here in the morning saying that Mary-Jane isn't that harful after all, just to pick a fight with me, but I think that's because I'm paraoid

Maybe you're paranoid because you've been smoking too much of it. Or not enough. Either way, you're missing some consonants

Aaronjer will care or he won't.

As for the song itself, I think the music is interesting but every time that I've tried to listen to it my brain has tried to make the lyrics, which are really more sounds than anything else, into some sort of coherent sentence and this causes my head to hurt. All I get is "Mary sailed all the way to London in a bottle/brothel".

Lol, thats what all the comments on youtube are about xD
This being one of my favorite movies, I've figured it out pretty much (it really is clips from the movie, not jsut random sounds)

Goes somewhat like:
Very sel- (very seldom)
always
-ll I better (well I better look first)
trouble




Then throughout the song it changes a little.
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superjer said:
Down Rodeo said:
It's quite easy to construct a universe which is finite but boundless (i.e. has no edge).


Maybe for you. I've been trying to get mine constructed for weeks and I can't get past a massless singularity.

That's what you get for shopping at IKEA.
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Down Rodeo said:
I half expect to find a post from Aaronjer here in the morning saying that Mary-Jane isn't that harful after all, just to pick a fight with me, but I think that's because I'm paraoid

Maybe you're paranoid because you've been smoking too much of it. Or not enough. Either way, you're missing some consonants

Aaronjer will care or he won't.

As for the song itself, I think the music is interesting but every time that I've tried to listen to it my brain has tried to make the lyrics, which are really more sounds than anything else, into some sort of coherent sentence and this causes my head to hurt. All I get is "Mary sailed all the way to London in a bottle/brothel".
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Down Rodeo said:
I am currently listening to Fleet Foxes. It's damn good but melancholic. I have lots of Norah Jones on my iPod. Other things that spring to mind... The Blue Nile, Bon Iver, Madeleine Peyroux, Midlake... I say spring to mind but that's what happens when I have a little think and scroll through my collection :)

I half expect to find a post from Aaronjer here in the morning saying that Mary-Jane isn't that harful after all, just to pick a fight with me, but I think that's because I'm paraoid

Ah, I believe you recommended fleet foxes to me in the past ;)
I'll check those other ones out though.


And, I don't see anything wrong with smoking weed really. It is bad for your lungs, but thats pretty much it. I smoked it for like a month when I was in 9th grade, but then I decided I was better off not smoking it (despite what anyone says, it is addicting), and haven't smoked since. I don't drink either... and also quit drinking soda (on a regular basis, not completely) cuz I was consuming waaaaay too much caffine
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Down Rodeo said:
Nah, not really for me, I like my lungs and my mental acuity.




Also, consider yourself asked, I'd like some more artists like this... I don't have that much calm stuff in my collection.
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Down Rodeo said:
"Go" is a great song, see if you can work out who's singing. Spacewalk is deadawesome, I also really like the Curse of Ka'zar.

I listened to it, and I made sure not to read the comments like I usually do just so I could guess. The whole way though the song I was going "Damn it, this voice sounds SO familiar", then I got to the end of the song and couldn't figure it out, so I read the comments, and I was all "D'OH!"

Yeah, I liked spacewalk, that was the first one I listened to :P
Curse of the ka'zar sounds pretty good so far. Definitely good music for just kickin' back and chillin' (or smokin weed, if you're into that )
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Down Rodeo said:
I don't know anything quite like that but you might want to try Lemon Jelly.

Hmmm, yeah they aren't really like the vid I posted, but I do like them so far... they do give you a similar warm feeling
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Down Rodeo said:
I tried to listen to it but it wouldn't let me :(

For whatever reason it pauses at like 1 second. You gotta either hit play again or just let it sit til the timer runs out and then it'll play.
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Down Rodeo said:
SRAW, sometimes you're so... young. Christ.

That settles it, SRAW is young christ. Picture related.
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Down Rodeo said:
Hmmm... Are you sure you have exactly the latest drivers? Did it work with a previous version? If so, you might consider downgrading.


Yes, i have latest drivers, and with previous version, of Hammer or driver? Guys, dont off topic, please. :/
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Down Rodeo said:
It's quite easy to construct a universe which is finite but boundless (i.e. has no edge).


Maybe for you. I've been trying to get mine constructed for weeks and I can't get past a massless singularity.

Down Rodeo said:
Again, this is all thought, since I know SRAW will complain. I might edit the original post to make it slightly clearer.


SRAW said:
When did I complain...

I count this as the complaint.
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It's quite easy to construct a universe which is finite but boundless (i.e. has no edge).

And yes, Superjer is correct: in essence, muons should not reach the surface of the Earth because they have a half-life of 2.2 microseconds, even at the speeds they travel at that's too short a time to reach the surface without decaying.

On the other hand we detect lots and lots of muons. So basically they're travelling quickly, their "internal clock" runs slowly and they reach the Earth. You can also measure the differences in muon counts at the bottom and top of a hill, for instance.
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Down Rodeo said:
An inertial frame is defined as one in which Newton's second law holds, so provided there is no force acting on the stick, it's an inertial frame.

I misunderstood the question. I thought the stick was flying back at the spectator after it entered the barn, not just passing through it, so I assumed the stick changed direction without accelerating.

Ah, my bad. It's best to think of the spectator standing at one side of the barn, looking through a window or something. Again, this is all thought, since I know SRAW will complain. I might edit the original post to make it slightly clearer.
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Down Rodeo said:
An inertial frame is defined as one in which Newton's second law holds, so provided there is no force acting on the stick, it's an inertial frame.

I misunderstood the question. I thought the stick was flying back at the spectator after it entered the barn, not just passing through it, so I assumed the stick changed direction without accelerating.
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Down Rodeo said:
Special relativity is the theory that describes how bodies move at velocities close to light. It's weird, but one of its (experimentally verified) predictions is that lengths are contracted. Another is that clocks moving relative to you appear to run slowly, and there's a quick argument I can run through if you like :)

Is it saying that the objects ACTUALLY are contracted, or just that they appear contracted?
Also what experiments have they done to verify this? A stick moving at the speed of light would be pretty fuckin dangerous
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phoenix_r said:
Down Rodeo said:
hypotenoise


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Down Rodeo said:
hypotenii

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Down Rodeo said:
Finally this is all thought-experiment, so we're assuming that the doors work properly for our purposes and that. I'm a physicist, not a masochist.

No, but assuming you intended us to endure your big walls o' text could make you a sadist.
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Down Rodeo said:
Mate de Vita said:
Well, it's this or nothing. I prefer this.

I WILL MAEK THE INTRESTIN DISCUSHUNS

You better!
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Down Rodeo said:
I think AaronJer's a girl.

I seriously used to think he was girl.
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Down Rodeo said:
I think AaronJer's a girl.

He just has the hair.

Beautiful girl hair.
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Down Rodeo said:
NatureJay said:
Rockbomb said:
aaronjer said:
How is that evidence?

You mean, how is me playing without hacks evidence that I don't play without hacks?

THE ABSENCE OF EVIDENCE IS NOT THE EVIDENCE OF ABSENCE

You sound like my mother.

Your mom is Gin Rummy?

(I was making a Boondocks reference )

This whole thing could have really been cut short a while ago. While I know aaronjer well enough to believe that when he says "I will never believe you don't use hacks", he is serious, I think the bottom line is that there are ways of broadening your programming knowledge/experience that don't really involve enabling others to be douches, or tacitly accepting those that do the same.
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melloyellow582 said:
Just to jump in, do you REALLY think that he is going to make hacks and then just throw them away?

Why not? It's what I do with every program I make as a part of my learning to program. I save it and never touch it again, unless I need it for another program.

Down Rodeo said:
Either way I'd like to see an end to this discussion. It's boring.

Well, it's this or nothing. I prefer this.
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Down Rodeo said:
Seriously though, this truck got blown out of proportion. Rockbomb completely refused to step down from the issue and AJ was picking a fight over it. I don't agree with those that use or make "hacks" at all but I am not sure I agree with Banhammering RB.

Y'know?


YOU COMPLETELY IGNORED ME! THE HELL? I DID SOMETHING DAMN IT! THIS IS AMAZING! I CAN GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING!

Rockbomb said:
Hell, pretty much everyone hated Tesla for the stuff that he did, but he did it anyway...

Hitlar?

Edit:
Well, I think that banning him actually made it worse. So, yah, I agree with Mats de Vitor that I agree with Down Rodeo that I agree with the disagreeing with the agreement of the ban.
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SRAW said:
Down Rodeo said:
WORDS


... I think my head hurts, so I take back that statement about calling you a knucklehead, havokk

I was ganna go off on you but ill let it slide this time :)

Fuck it slid into my leg!

you stupid piece of shit. go home and masturbate to gay porn while using tears and snot as lubricant. Knuckle head..pshh..that pun is so lame i cant counter it...
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Down Rodeo said:
Not really, that's not a logical conclusion. Logic is awesome :)


How so?
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Down Rodeo said:
WORDS


... I think my head hurts, so I take back that statement about calling you a knucklehead, havokk
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Down Rodeo said:
Looks like it's too big. But Goddamn, I was looking forward to an interesting "Programming Help" post. Screw you lorenzo, whatever your name is.


Same. I was like 'oh a chance to learn!'
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Down Rodeo said:
WHO IS IT BY?!

I've had rather a lot to drink so capitals seem like a fine idea

...Patrick Rothfuss?

//your eternal friend, google.
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Down Rodeo said:
I wasn't drunk nine hours ago. I will admit to tipsiness one hour ago.


You know when he's drunk:
The Chat Box said:
Down Rodeo said:
I'm pretty slashed, I thought you'd want to know.
18:44:30 MDTDown Rodeo said:
It's not the kind of thing I'd want to let you know though
18:45:14 MDTDown Rodeo said:
At least, I'd not let you know by poor typing quality, the kind that is filled with errors like Ke$ha is filled with cocks
18:46:32 MDTDown Rodeo said:
I'd merely let you know by the fact that I am actually daring to excrete these sentences.
19:47:28 MDTnectar said:
hi sprinkles
19:54:22 MDTDown Rodeo said:
I'm not Sprinkles.
20:01:14 MDTnectar said:
i know
20:01:15 MDTnectar said:
lol
20:01:21 MDTnectar said:
btw what u saying?
20:09:49 MDTDown Rodeo said:
NOTHING
20:12:42 MDTnectar said:
can u help?
20:13:57 MDTDown Rodeo said:
I can only unhelp, you probably don't want that.
20:14:28 MDTDown Rodeo said:
NIGHT CHILDREN
20:14:37 MDTnectar said:
i love u
20:14:39 MDTnectar said:
u help me
20:25:53 MDTsprinkles said:
what do you need help with
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Down Rodeo said:
Mumble.

I suggest you stay off these forums when you're drunk
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Down Rodeo said:
Link fail! You've somehow made it a Superjer link.

Which is to say, drop the quotes.


Google Chrome likes to do that crazy shit for you.
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Down Rodeo said:
First I was like , then I was like


Those are my orgasm faces.
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Down Rodeo said:
Waaagh, I want the game.

2011...
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Down Rodeo said:
Huh, I've never had that.


I'm probably thinking of this other site, in which you could ask it any question then it would respond with the answer
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Down Rodeo said:
But 20q does *everything*. Not just 'slebs. And no information is put into 20q, all you need to do is play and if there's something that is wrong it will gradually be changed by your answers. Neural networks are awesome.

True, it's more awesomer.
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SRAW said:
http://en.akinator.com/#

Down Rodeo said:
http://20q.net/ is better.

The first one got both Katy Perry and Brad Pitt, the second one only got Katy (and claimed that Brad is under 40 years old).
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Down Rodeo said:
No idea - if something's wrong with a cracked version, there's really not a whole lot that can be done, AFAIK. Can you not just use your version in work by signing onto Steam there?


Steam is blocked at work, we play on an internal LAN(10-12 guys)

As far as the error, it gives me a 'The Instruction at 0x####### referenced memory at 0x#######. The memory could not be 'read'
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the_cloud_system said:
Down Rodeo said:
SuperForumComJer always excites and pleases me.

That's a lie.


that was a lie to

Your sex life is a lie.
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Down Rodeo said:
SuperForumComJer always excites and pleases me.

That's a lie.


that was a lie to
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Down Rodeo said:
Mello has it: the best thing to do is go to your router's webpage, as it will have the IP it is currently using prominently displayed somewhere. For instance, in this flat I go to http://o2wirelessbox/ which redirects to the config pages for the router. You can get there via an IP - it begins with 192, but I can't remember what it is for most routers :p

Its 192.168.0.1
And, the first IP I was usin I got from my router config page
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Down Rodeo said:
wangle it.


DR, you have to teach me some cool Scottish words.

wangle
flatmate
And what were the others you use?
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sprinkles said:
Down Rodeo said:
Killer-Duck said:
SRAW said:
HALFLIFE.WAD YOU SILLY NOOB
AND DOES MY BIG TEXT SCARE YOU?? CAUSE IF IT DOES YOUR A PUSSY



<3


Epic.


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Down Rodeo said:
Bad connections, file missing on server, disabled uploading/downloading of sounds...?

Its a map that he made, so prolly not
You'd know this if you stayed up late and joined the beta parties
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Down Rodeo said:
Killer-Duck said:
SRAW said:
HALFLIFE.WAD YOU SILLY NOOB
AND DOES MY BIG TEXT SCARE YOU?? CAUSE IF IT DOES YOUR A PUSSY



<3


Epic.
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buq25 said:
Down Rodeo said:
I reckon there'd be more than you think. Though obviously since everyone lies it's impossible to tell.

I was going to say that *I* might even be female, sadly Jake?! and Sprinkles know this to be highly unlikely. Ah well.

Well, none of you know me. I could be of the female gender.

We heard you on AS, remember?
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buq25 said:
Down Rodeo said:
I reckon there'd be more than you think. Though obviously since everyone lies it's impossible to tell.

I was going to say that *I* might even be female, sadly Jake?! and Sprinkles know this to be highly unlikely. Ah well.

Well, none of you know me. I could be of the female gender.


The fact that your a complete asshole rules that out
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Down Rodeo said:
I reckon there'd be more than you think. Though obviously since everyone lies it's impossible to tell.

I was going to say that *I* might even be female, sadly Jake?! and Sprinkles know this to be highly unlikely. Ah well.

Well, none of you know me. I could be of the female gender.
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nob491 said:
"C:\Users\Triin\Downloads\ZHLT compile tools\cookie.bat.txt"

Down Rodeo said:
or your text file is named incorrectly (like catpee.bat.txt)

There's the problem - rename it, dropping the txt from the end.
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Down Rodeo said:
Yes, I am 21 now. It's much the same as 20, except I can now do things in America that I have been doing here for like three years.


Well now you can go out and get drunk.
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sprinkles said:
Down Rodeo said:
sprinkles said:
Oh, by the way, the main point is I'm going to make something

Hah hah hah hah hah hah.

The original SUCKS.


Are you ready for what you are about to undertake? Required: a good knowledge of C/C++, Windows programming, vector maths, OpenGL and parsers. Also being able to write all your data into a file.
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Down Rodeo said:
sprinkles said:
Oh, by the way, the main point is I'm going to make something better than Hammer.

Hah hah hah hah hah hah.

The original SUCKS.

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Down Rodeo said:
Yes, but so is America; it's just bigger.


According to Merriam Webster's online dictionary it isn't

: a tract of land surrounded by water and smaller than a continent
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the_cloud_system said:
buq25 said:
Down Rodeo said:
Which game? Antialiasing plox!

Then it must have been Cloudy! We had a pretty big chat with characters from the game. That's what I meant with "Then it must have been Cloudy!", not that your Cloudy. Since I'm pretty surtain that you aren't Cloudy, based on your ability to spell slightly better.



after you said that


i like the knight


There's another knight that you might like.
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Down Rodeo said:
Do you know what was going on with the post edit thingy?

I'm pretty much stumped. The weird character is #65533.
W3C said:
Character 65533 (FFFD hexadecimal) is the last valid character in UCS-2.

I guess that makes it invalid UTF-8 so it's getting killed before it can make it into the textarea.

You should be able to just copy the post, paste and edit it.
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buq25 said:
Down Rodeo said:
Which game? Antialiasing plox!

Then it must have been Cloudy! We had a pretty big chat with characters from the game. That's what I meant with "Then it must have been Cloudy!", not that your Cloudy. Since I'm pretty surtain that you aren't Cloudy, based on your ability to spell slightly better.



after you said that


i like the knight
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Down Rodeo said:
I quite literally cannot glean any kind of sense from your post. I feel confused and alone

Don't feel alone! You have a friend!
->Your friend<-
Wow, I did alot of work to hide the URL...
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Down Rodeo said:
Which game? Antialiasing plox!

Then it must have been Cloudy! We had a pretty big chat with characters from the game. That's what I meant with "Then it must have been Cloudy!", not that your Cloudy. Since I'm pretty surtain that you aren't Cloudy, based on your ability to spell slightly better.

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Down Rodeo said:
Awesome, but it has to download it for each button, so you get this funny pause before it happens. I imagine you could get it to use the same thing for every button and only download it once.

Added a preloader for the rollover images, shouldn't be any delay now.
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sprinkles said:
Rockbomb said:
sprinkles said:
Down Rodeo said:
We could pull a Viacom and ask Youtube for everyone's IPs. Hah.

Reference?

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess he's referring to when Viacom asked Youtube for everyone's IPs.


STFU Sraw.



FTSU
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Rockbomb said:
sprinkles said:
Down Rodeo said:
We could pull a Viacom and ask Youtube for everyone's IPs. Hah.

Reference?

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess he's referring to when Viacom asked Youtube for everyone's IPs.


STFU Sraw.
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sprinkles said:
Down Rodeo said:
We could pull a Viacom and ask Youtube for everyone's IPs. Hah.

Reference?

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess he's referring to when Viacom asked Youtube for everyone's IPs.
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Down Rodeo said:
We could pull a Viacom and ask Youtube for everyone's IPs. Hah.

Reference?
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Down Rodeo said:
If it's big and bulky, it's CRT (Cathode Ray *Tube*). If it's very thin, like the kind you get on laptops, it's an LCD type. Is it still in warranty?


It's an LCD.
I'll go ask my parents if it's in warranty.

@Aaronjer, what I don't like about CRT is that it emitts a bright tone all the time it's turned on. Kinda sucks since it increases my tinnitus.
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Down Rodeo said:
I choose to believe that your middle initial is 251.

Don't be silly, you can't have numbers in your name... its obviously smecker.
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fedex _ said:
Down Rodeo said:
Epic fial.



and you laugh at me...


lol

I laugh at you because you frequently misunderstand jokes. Ruminate on this for a while.
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Down Rodeo said:
Epic fial.



and you laugh at me...


lol
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Down Rodeo said:
jrkookid just disappeared without giving notice

True
SRAW said:
Weren't you taking a break or something from this forum?

Also True.

It doesn't really matter because I'm back, I probably won't be taking another break until school starts anyway.
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Down Rodeo said:
fedex _ said:
rockbomb thats gay man , i dont know what u see in this gay video

You bring joy into my life because I can laugh at your constant misunderstanding.




There's nothing wrong with my EdJUmaCation , .......


is there?
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Down Rodeo said:
So you're not trying to pay Steam through Paypal? I don't understand. Or have you linked this gift card to Paypal? And exactly what happens when you try to pay?



declines it , dunno why .
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Down Rodeo said:
I'm racist too. I thought we all were!

I'm not racist, cuz racism is a crime, and crimes are for black people.
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Down Rodeo said:
jrkookid said:
I just find SRAW stupid and pointless.

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SRAW said:
the_cloud_system said:
Down Rodeo said:
These forums don't ban for ignorance, sadly.


that was pointed at me....right?

These forums never ban, unless your... will actually unless you piss an admin off and that admin isn't aj or sj cause they are the kings

SRAW said:
Fail troll is fail.
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sprinkles said:
jrkookid said:
Down Rodeo said:
SO CONTACT STEAM SUPPORT





I DID DUMBASSES , they want some other shit and its a FUCKING GIFT CARD FROM VISA
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jrkookid said:
Down Rodeo said:
SO CONTACT STEAM SUPPORT


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Down Rodeo said:
SO CONTACT STEAM SUPPORT

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Down Rodeo said:
Pretty much, though it's not going to make him any money if he can't sell it for more. I suppose, all you need to do is keep making low offers while he has it, because if no-one else is buying then he has the option of selling to you or keeping it for himself. Assuming, like I said, that no-one else makes an offer.

Yeah, I guess thats what I'll do. And, eh's had it for at least a year (some site said he's had it since 2002, so yeah...)

Honestly, I'd prolly pay him like $100 for it if he'd take it, but I think thats way overpriced.
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Down Rodeo said:
I reckon that he thinks the domain is worth a fair amount on the basis that it spells infectious. Which is a word. You will find that some domains are worth more than others, even if websites don't necessarily say so. www.proflat.co.uk is like £15 for two years, for instance.

Well any .us domain from godaddy is normally $10 (there ahving a sale where they are $5 right now). But since this guy already bought it, he really can charge whatever he wants for it... even a million dolalrs if he thinks its worth it xD
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Down Rodeo said:
You should contact Steam support, they can help with payment issues. From Superjer's point of view, if you can't pay Steam through Paypal then you might not be able to pay him.


i can pay him with paypal , but its not goind through steam . dunno why . i bought somthing online at it worked , but steam is just acting like a mother fucker with me
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Down Rodeo said:
old jrkookid

What do you mean by old?
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Down Rodeo said:
Wait, so you actually do that? Poor show. Like really.

All I have to really say is, "Modding is Fun".
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Down Rodeo said:
sprinkles said:
Basically, Chrome is like its own mini OS.

I disagree with some of your points, but this is the one that I disagree with the most :p


Not me, the one I disagree with most is that each tab runs in its own sandbox... thats not true at all. And if it was, you wouldn't be able to get any viruses while using chrome. You also wouldn't be able to save any downloaded files to your comp from chrome. Or access cookies.
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Down Rodeo said:
Am I really answering this question? Oh, I got the mp3 almost working, as in, it displayed something in-game. Had to quit at that point, I might get another look tomorrow. There are no changes you need to make to the code, you just need to add a couple of files to resource/. I'll tell you later, but bonus points if you work it out yourself :)


I've been busy volunteering at Dream Power. Haven't had a chance to look at any code lately. Can you screen shot it for me (in game menu/whatever)?
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Down Rodeo said:
sprinkles said:
Basically, Chrome is like its own mini OS.

I disagree with some of your points, but this is the one that I disagree with the most :p


Explain.
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Down Rodeo said:
_fedex signature fail.

Not anymore
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Down Rodeo said:

Yours is a lot more difficult, somehow.


Yeah. I think its because there isn't many defined lines to focus on, but rather a lot of particles. It looks awesome once you get it focused though, but is indeed harder to focus on.
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Down Rodeo said:
When I cross my eyes it goes out of focus. This must be why I never got those funky images, where you have to semi-focus on them to see a dinosaur or something.

That then my mind follows lines. The magic stuff flying up (or whatevah) doesn't want to go past the line between the pictures, no matter how close or far away I am.

Go get some 3d glasses and give them to me and I'll try to make something out of it .
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Down Rodeo said:
When I cross my eyes it goes out of focus. This must be why I never got those funky images, where you have to semi-focus on them to see a dinosaur or something.

Its hard to get it completely focused... especially the first time you do it. But, with this type of stereoscopics, you will get a completely clear 3d image, not like those ones with the dinasaur you're talking about :P

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SolidKAYOS said:
Down Rodeo said:
With GIFs you can define one colour to be transparent. Thusly the pixel can be either transparent or not; PNGs support multiple-level transparency so you can have gradients and the like.

..What?

You can make a transparent gif. To do so you set it so that one color (lets say true blue just as an example) will be rendered transparent. Then when your making the image, any pixel you want to be transparent you will make true blue.

.png's do transparency differently, and allow you to make things semi-opaque.
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Down Rodeo said:
With GIFs you can define one colour to be transparent. Thusly the pixel can be either transparent or not; PNGs support multiple-level transparency so you can have gradients and the like.

..What?
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Down Rodeo said:
Oh - well RockBomb is doing it in a very boring way. Best thing to do would be to use transparency :)

Well, nobody is using transparency... Your wrong!
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Rockbomb said:
Down Rodeo said:
Firstly, there is a truck in which it is discussed how to make these signatures.

Secondly, it is not that difficult to work out. I'll give you a hint: it involves transparency.

There is no transparency whatsoever in my sig



then kiss my ass ,,,, lol
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Down Rodeo said:
Firstly, there is a truck in which it is discussed how to make these signatures.

Secondly, it is not that difficult to work out. I'll give you a hint: it involves transparency.

There is no transparency whatsoever in my sig
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the_cloud_system said:
Down Rodeo said:
SolidKAYOS said:
But..hold on ill continue this post in a minute i gotta take a dump.

SolidKAYOS said:
Ok anyways..:relief:

Where was i...

EPIC


Sick vid

You know what... im playing FFVII on my psp as we speak and im where you jump off the train with barret and tifa and im in the back of the tunnle fighting shinra soldiers constantly just grinding..

I'm level 20..when i shd be like..8 or 9 and my materia is almost lvl 2..Barret as limit break 3 and Tifa and cloud have limit breaks at 2 more than likely almost three...(for cloud anyways). ill have to leave in another 5 or so levels though cause tifa is almost out of mp...OH WAIT! I can just give barret my restore materia and keep going!
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Down Rodeo said:
SolidKAYOS said:
But..hold on ill continue this post in a minute i gotta take a dump.

SolidKAYOS said:
Ok anyways..:relief:

Where was i...

EPIC


Sick vid
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Down Rodeo said:
Sprinkles: surely Steam would be the easiest thing to chat through :p


You expect me to use Steam?
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Down Rodeo said:

SRAW I feel slightly sorry for you because you are pretty young but... just let it go, man.

How do I let it go?

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Down Rodeo said:
steam://install/640 ought to do it. I'm a smart cookie.

Dammit, Supererer! Hmmm.

This maybe?


You expect my forum to hotlink Steam protocol links??

Wow.
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Down Rodeo said:
How many internet-culture references are you aiming for, Rockbomb?

OVER NINE THOUSAND!
Bet you didn't see that coming...
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Down Rodeo said:
You then have access to Hammer...

So this is what Hammer 4.0 looks like....
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Down Rodeo said:
Rockbomb: that error means that for some reason, one of the compiling tools exited early. hlvis needs certain files to operate on; one of those (mapname.prt) is created by an earlier tool. So that file missing could even be caused by simply not running one of the compile programs beforehand. Or there could be some other horrendous problem that we've never seen before causing hlbsp to fail. Who knows.

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Down Rodeo said:
I plan to live forever, so really I'm being selfish.

lolsome
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Down Rodeo said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple-image_Network_Graphics

The reason for the last-millennium thing was that GIFs were written around then and the first release of MNG was in 2001, so the joke was not only funny but accurate!


I thought you meant like 1000 years ago but I get the joke now.
Bwahawhawhawhaw!
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Down Rodeo said:
Also, mods. Seriously missing out there.

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Down Rodeo said:
Really? I thought very few people even *knew* about MNGs, because no-one uses them. I guess that's because it'll take another decade for IE to support them, if it ever does :D

I meant the millenium part. You know, 1000 years? What's an MNG?
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Down Rodeo said:
What I'm trying to say is that some people live unnecessary lives and I wish they'd simply die :)


The rest was too boring to quote.
But I agree. Lets kill everybody on earth, except me and 1.9... billion people.
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Down Rodeo said:
Everyone should use MNG, GIFs are so last millenium.


Down Rodeo said:
Obvious joke is obvious?

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Down Rodeo said:
a really bad function that will

continuously loop.
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Down Rodeo said:
As RockPaperShotgun reminded me, it is important to keep your Aliens Warm.

Did I already post that here?


Haven't read it before so I don't think so?
I'll add you. My login name begins with Bur and my name otherwise is currently "Elfen Lied [IBIS]".
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Down Rodeo said:
Final Fantasy needs to die. They can even make the same game, just call it a different name! Christ.


How would that even make any difference? It's just a name... the final fantasy games don't have anything to do with each other.

the_cloud_system said:
and fall out 3 for ps3


LOL fail.
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Down Rodeo said:
It is rather. We did a hard run tonight :) it ended up with one guy running to the Bloodhound, Aliens... well... swarming around him. Good times. If you like, I can try to help with your errors, because I've spent quite a while around Source. And it's quite stable :)

Connection issues will either be: your firewall, not allowing the game in/out. This probably isn't your problem on Windows 7. It could be because the person's internet you're playing on is quite slow, in which case, there's not a huge amount you can do. It could be that their firewall is blocking Alien Swurm (yes Swurm) so you can ask them to fix that... Dunno what else. Some of my friends and I might rent a server, it's so much better when you don't have a half-second lag going down :p

Tell you what, if you can find my Steam name on this site, and can put up with HORRIFIC connections because you're a few thousand miles away, we'll play with you. Probably not worth it for you, eh? :p


"for example mine would (maybe) be like 'C:\Program Files\Steam\Steamapps\Down Rodeo\cstrike\maps'" is the closest thing I found.

AHA! GOTCHA: Killatron40k!

And... probably not anyways, because of the rest you wrote.
Superjer didn't answer to a question more than 2 years ago. Why he has 4 accounts...

Well, if you could fix my errors(or help me fix my errors), I'd be so freaking happey dude! It was probably the server I was trying to connect to that was lagging but still.

Still want me to add you to friends list?
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Down Rodeo said:
The main problem is that there are no, or at least very few dedicated servers, so you end up with a bunch of people local hosting, and that's bad times.


...
My computer hates me. That's the main problem for me. I really wanted to play it so I downloaded it with some friends. Then it began!

I tried to run it. My desktops changed for 2 seconds then back, then AS chrashed, without any error. Try multiple times, not working. I googled it and it said I should try to delete a folder in the installation. I did, had to redownload the entire game in steam. It said that some files were missing, well no shit, I removed them.

I reinstalled and thought it might be the same problem I had with Killing Floor, so I made my extra screen useless (still plugged it but all black and not doing anything) and that the problem was because I had dual screens. I started it and got an error. That's atleast easier to google. I restarted my extra screen and got to a steam support site and did the 2 things it told me too, tried again, nothing. Shut down my extra screen again, same problem. Googled some more. nothing.

I shut down my main screen with my extra screen running, was able to start it. Wasn't able to play practise (wanted to learn the controls, after release and such) and it crashed. Was invited to a game by my friend, the server was annoying for my computer to connect to so I got the "25(countdown) seconds left before auto disconnection" for 3 seconds every 30 seconds play time.

I played with a bunch of people who had never played the game before who weren't aware of friendly fire and didn't know how little ammo you have.

...
Lovely game when it works, though.
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Down Rodeo said:
I find it odd that you haven't managed to kill four people in slow motion. That's the main way you kill people in FEAR...

I agree. F.E.A.R is way to repeditive for me so I challenged myself. I got down 12 enemies in slowmotion. What's your record?

edit: played on my computer and on easy, slightly easier then, maybe?
Also edit:
the_cloud_system said:
fear 2 for ps3


Down Rodeo said:
I feel I should ask, are you playing on the Xbox?
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SRAW said:
YOU MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLES I BET YOU SUCK COCK EVERYDAY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLL NOOBS ASSHOLE BITCHES FUCKERS DICKHEADS

You cant insult right. Whats with the lol'ng anyways? You think your funny cause you can "assume" we suck dick? Your in such denial your trying to make us look like we do.


aaronjer said:
Yep. It's Edan. You got it right.


Anyways... wait..whos EDAN? Edans here? Where?!

Down Rodeo said:
This is hilarious it's not hilarious. I make a joke about having a problem with homosexuality, changing the meaning from taking issue with those who are gay to implying that you yourself are attracted to people of your own gender, and you have all hit the roof! Christ, what kind of backwards types are you? I mean really. Is there actually a problem with it?

It's the completely the over-the-top reaction that I expected but did not hope to find. There is this huge tendency among men to react to any suggestion of homosexuality with complete denial and


screw it, this is a post for another time.


I'm sorry. I could have done without fighting with sraw..i just couldn't resist.
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Down Rodeo said:
I have Kill 'em All. It's pretty decent, but some of it's pretty gash. My flatmate's picked up two of their albums recently.


What do you mean 'gash?'
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molkman said:
Lars Ulrich is the biggest douche in the world.

Let shitty drummers be shitty drummers


Down Rodeo said:
I have Kill 'em All. It's pretty decent, but some of it's pretty gash. My flatmate's picked up two of their albums recently.


Your flatmate has good taste (unless he picked up the black album since enter sandman is really annoying)
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Down Rodeo said:
Maybe you shouldn't consider it a problem, and just accept it as a part of who you are.

Yeah. I like hot-dogs..but not tacos..are you gonna shun me? Some people just like different things. I like pussy but sraw likes dick..i dont hate the fact that sraw sucks dick..i just dont like him.
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Down Rodeo said:
You want like a good handfull, not too much though.

I second that
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Rockbomb said:
In windows, have the program open, then right click the speaker in the taskbar notification area and click open volume mixer, then you can adjust the volume for individual applications.

Thanks. I've learned something new.

@Down Rodeo, Rockbomb helped me install Windows 7 so he's probably not forgotten it. Yet.

@Sprinkles, that would be helpful if he wasn't already screaming.
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Down Rodeo said:
Maybe you shouldn't consider it a problem, and just accept it as a part of who you are.

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Down Rodeo said:
So you guys have a problem with homosexuality?


Yes we do.
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SRAW said:
Rockbomb said:
feeding_on_pain said:
cigar.
My cheney's much bigger than yours!


Dead giveaway... obviously cloud.


My cheney's much bigger than yours is a reference to the soad song cigaro

No shit, thats why I said its cloud, he said the 'system' part of his name came from soad.




Down Rodeo said:
The one where they say they like to puch the weak around but I'll be damned if I can name it. Bubbles? I dunno. It's been a long time :p

Its deer dance
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Down Rodeo said:
Well, t'ain't me, wouldn't be cloud unless he ran it through a spellchecker first... I mean, there are mistakes, but they're not *his* mistakes :P

I have no idea. Maybe, just maybe mello or CornJer. Or maybe it is just someone random who's been lurking here for however long. Welcome! Welcome, to City 17 SuperJerForumsCom.


Darn you, Down Rodeo! It was annoying to spell wrong for people to blame Cloud! Well, back to spelling better again. Ahh... Feels fresh again.
Pushing your little minds around, with my fully automatics, I like to push your minds around.
What soad song is that remade from then .
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SRAW said:
AHA! I just trapped you into admitting that you are an older member.
At this rate I can only think that you're down rodeo cause he likes soad.


i just told you that im either redicolously random or an older member. you dont think im random enuf.
and you know what kind of music every older member on this website listens to? creepey.
and if you dont maybe somebody else likes soad.
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AHA! I just trapped you into admitting that you are an older member.
At this rate I can only think that you're down rodeo cause he likes soad.
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Down Rodeo said:
It'd be pretty funny if the chat replaced all 'e's with '3's. THat sort of thing.

SRAW, I was beginning to tolerate your presence on this truck depot. But you're just a giant bellend.


http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3289342&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Will that fix it for you? It's really awesome
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Down Rodeo said:
It is a sad face... just left-handed.


The sad face is left handed? I must have been away for a while, when did faces grow hands?
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Down Rodeo said:
It is a sad face... just left-handed.

Exactly. it IS a sad face.
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Down Rodeo said:
Ohmigod, superjer should totally include support for columns.


fedex _ said:
ok i had this weird ass dream that all these people where following me for no reason and i all looked at them and said why are all you people are following me , am i someone famous or a ghost please tell me , they just stood there and are not answering me , so i walk in to this place and i see all the people are just standing there behind this gate and not daring to come past it . so i walk in this place and ask this man that was siting down on a chair and he seen me and said , your not like one of them. and i askedthis weird man what do you mean ,he said these people are like zombies they deal with only each other , and dont bother talkin to outsiders . and i said to him so then why you are the only one talkin to me . he says cause i aint like one of them . i threaten all of them and said if you dare come past this gate i will kill all of yous , and they all walked away from my house , so i was just payin attention to this man , and then i asked him how can i get back home , he asked me where do you come from. i told him california . he tells me well get used to this town , cause once your here you cannever leave , just like me the man told me . and i started to freak out and asked him why i cannot leave here i need to go back home to my family and friends . he said look what happend to me , u think i want to live here , i cannot leave for no money in the world , i been stuck in this god forsaken town for 35 years and i cannot leave . so then i calmed down and kept talkin to this man , then i asked him why we cannot leave , he says ........ and that when i woked up and kept tellin my self what kinda fucked up dream was that...

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Down Rodeo said:
obiiob said:
And sprinkles why do you always have to be a bitch? this forum is for people with QUESTIONS not where you can bitch at the people who dont know much about technology you asshole.

BURN

Sprinkles is totally a bitch, he's left us for another forum, but still comes crawling back here. I CAN'T LOVE YOU LIKE I USED TO SPRINKLES


WHAT??? YOU WERE HAVING A GAY RELATIONSHIP BEHIND MY BACK?

And obiiob, if you still cant find your fgd file, try right clicking on the hammer shortcut and choosing properties then go to find target
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Down Rodeo said:
Sprinkles, you've been a bit quiet recently. You're not cheating on us with another forum, are you?


Of course not. I'm cheating on you with Teamspeak. I'm an admin on some CS servers now, so I'm busy.
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SRAW said:
See his second pic, test.map is only 0kb, which means that your map is empty, so try exporting it from rmf again



the_cloud_system said:

2. is everey thing there


Down Rodeo said:
Well caught Sraw.



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Down Rodeo said:
Rockbomb said:
Install it in the 32bit program files rather than the 64bit, and it'll work.

Actually, Program Files (x86) is the 32-bit folder, that's why it's trying to put the 32-bit hammer program in there. The folder C:\Program Files\ is for 64-bit, but this is all a minor point :)

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Down Rodeo said:
Rockbomb said:
Install it in the 32bit program files rather than the 64bit, and it'll work.

Actually, Program Files (x86) is the 32-bit folder, that's why it's trying to put the 32-bit hammer program in there. The folder C:\Program Files\ is for 63-bit, but this is all a minor point :)

My bad, I switched 'em around....
Listen to DR, he knows whats up
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Down Rodeo said:
You'd possibly have to make the entire area the terrorist could be in a teleporter entrance and have it activated by the counter terrorist's teleporter. It's a bit of a setup challenge anyway.

I've not changed my answer, I think this is how you should do it. I think it is possible to trigger both teleports at once by using a trigger_multiple. Like, a trigger multiple in the same place as the CT's teleporter, which turns on both the CT and T teleporter. See?
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Down Rodeo said:
I think the main problem is you're using bing.

Yes, that would be the main problem. The next problem is that he can't read.
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Down Rodeo said:
The most important difference lies in the amount of memory your computer can address. 32-bit tops out at 4 GB, with a maximum of 2 GB for any given program. If you have less than 4 GB ram there is very little reason for you to get 64 as at the moment most programs only have a 32-bit incarnation anyway :)

Taskbar: I dunno.


I've got 4GB ram. 32 bit I guess.
I googled the taskbar thingy, I only found people doing it the other way around (Windows 7 taskbar on vista). Well, I'll just have to find my USB memory and I'll begin.
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Down Rodeo said:
ISS drops out of space, flaming wreck destroys Godzilla. Always bagels. As evidenced by first answer, blowing shit up is ideal, regardless of circumstance.




-.5 pts missed the condaments Q
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the_cloud_system said:
Down Rodeo said:
These forums don't ban for ignorance, sadly.


that was pointed at me....right?


These forums never ban, unless your... will actually unless you piss an admin off and that admin isn't aj or sj cause they are the kings
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Down Rodeo said:
These forums don't ban for ignorance, sadly.


that was pointed at me....right?
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making a mod or some amx program requires some knowledge of c# c++ or aney other language

if you are willing to learn post a truck in our programing section and somebody (e.g Down Rodeo, sprinkels, maybe Mate de Vita) will help you
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Down Rodeo said:
It could well be a bug - there are many of them. You could try setting them to start on then triggering the light switch to turn it off, maybe? I've heard about funny things like this happening from time to time.


Well I found an easy fix like said in my edit, but thanks for this.
That was a really weird bug.. I set one to off and they all start off. :l But you really can't see blue light at all if you put it by a white light. Didn't know that.
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Down Rodeo said:
This is possibly the bet help post I have ever read skimmed. :)


Haha because I'm such a dumbass?
Sorry for the newbie questions, but here's another for anybody reading this far.

I have two rooms with a door between them. One room has a light, the other doesn't. But it's really aggravating, because the light from the other room shines through the door into my dark room even when the door is closed. It acts as if there is no door, but instead just an empty space. How can I make it so that light does not shine through my closed door?

Probably a simple fix that I just haven't learned yet.
Thanks.
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SolidKAYOS said:
sprinkles said:
SolidKAYOS said:
...In reality this would be awkward of us all watching him..dont you think?


What do you think porn is?

You have a very very good point. But that would be gay porn


Unless you are gay then you would like that. Down Rodeo
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Down Rodeo said:
It's not awkward, it's arousing.

I think we need to have a talk, son.
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SRAW said:
the_cloud_system said:
Down Rodeo said:
AaronJer, you crazy, sum bitch eclipsis



WTF is eclipsis?



What cloud meant was an ellipsis. An eclipse is where the sun or moon covers the other.
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the_cloud_system said:
Down Rodeo said:
AaronJer, you crazy, sum bitch eclipsis



WTF is eclipsis?
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Down Rodeo said:
AaronJer, you crazy, sum bitch eclipsis

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Down Rodeo said:
Perhaps sprinkles wants it for his own use. I know I'd like my own personal svn/git/mercurial...


And DR, because I like you, when I set up my server you will have your own svn; only on one condition though, its not shitty like Google's svn.
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Down Rodeo said:
I think I understand what you mean but do not necessarily know why they're doing it. Are there any properties that allow you to change their orientation, that sort of thing?


Think so. Atleast if "Origin (X Y Z)" is that. Want the numbers to be able to yell at me?

Oh, and I realised something that I should test. I really hope it works but probably not.
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Down Rodeo said:
Fiver bet Killer-Chicken has a sphere casting a shadow as an avatar in a few days.


Since he read that I bet it will be the decal tool icon.
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Down Rodeo said:
He's everywhere! How was your break?



was good , lol
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Down Rodeo said:
There were rules?

I actually just looked, I don't see any... nor do I remember seeing any upon signup.
Maybe it was in the small print.
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Down Rodeo said:
Yeah, I had meant to say, insulting Pantera is about the one and only way to get banned from these flora.

Was that actually in the rules? I can't remember. I guess what I mean to say is: Is there no standard anymore?
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Rockbomb said:
Down Rodeo said:
I came.

All in my truck!?

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Down Rodeo said:
I came.




Here's the .wad if you wanna use it. I'm makin a new one already
http://www.speedyshare.com/files/22646699/tempdecal.wad
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fedex _ said:
down rodeo - dick head lol

I'm proud of that.
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Down Rodeo said:
Actually, fedex_, I'm pretty sure I understood what he meant, which was what you said. We're not 'tarded.



im just tryin to help this guy , thats


also sushi i found this for you

http://www.fpsbanana.com/tuts/4422

follow what he says
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Down Rodeo said:
Supes has a point.


He always has a point, and thus he wins the medal of least retarded person here (the most is probably fedex)
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Down Rodeo said:
Said "Fuckin' Imageshack. Pile of crap :("

Indeed you did!
I agree
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Down Rodeo said:
I did, what of it?

You did what?
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Down Rodeo said:
Fuckin' Imageshack. Pile of crap :(

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Down Rodeo said:
Well, if they're both wrong you could in fact argue that it's not yours :p


I fixed it, but I vowed not to make one, but since my friend made it for me, I'm just using it...
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Down Rodeo said:
Not asking for medals helps.

Girl power!
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Down Rodeo said:
Cheers Jer!

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Down Rodeo said:
All it does is dump the entire contents of the header file you specify at the top of your file (at least it does in C, but what does #include <cstdlib> mean in that sense? Is it still a header? Jer, help me!)

There is a header called stdlib.h that gets included by that. It contains declarations for all the standard library functions and stuff.
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Down Rodeo said:
You don't need the brackets around the 0, you can do it like
return 0;

Also you have to declare the function before you use it, just like variables. So at the top of your file you can have one line like "int test()" then later on you can define it. This is what header files are mainly used for.

Ah, ok.
So since I'm putting it up in the top before the main() function, do I need to use the pound symbol? (seems like everything up there has a pound symbol before it, but idk)
would it just be
int test()

Or would it be
#int test()
???
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Down Rodeo said:
Put it before you ever intend to use them. It's like... the preprocessor basically substitutes whatever happens after

Screw it, example time:

#define 1 2

Means that wherever the preprocessor sees '1' in the source it replaces it with '2'. So, #defines should go at the top of the source. The #ifdef and #ifndef are like small if-else constructs but again are only followed by the preprocessor. It's like asking "what platform am I on?" One final thing to note is that #include is just the same - it is only used by the preprocessor. All it does is dump the entire contents of the header file you specify at the top of your file (at least it does in C, but what does #include <cstdlib> mean in that sense? Is it still a header? Jer, help me!)

Ok, so it'll work if I put it up where I put my "#include"s.
Also, another question... in the part I quoted from superjer, its cin.ignore(1000) , whats the 1000 do? I've just been doing cin.ignore() and it works fine.
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buq25 said:
... Wait? Umm... What? ...

Have you figured out some magical way of reading those building things that can't be read by mortals? Or am I missing something obvious?

Down Rodeo said:
You have two legs, don't you?!

Not anymore. It took an hour before fedex answered... I couldn't figure it out myself.

And am I the only one who's not understanding aaronjer?

Yes, I did use 2 tabs in firefox, I don't remember more than two words to write at one ti...

Dear god, were you deprived from pokemon as a child?
Or were your friends just not cool enough to show you missingno?
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... Wait? Umm... What? ...

Have you figured out some magical way of reading those building things that can't be read by mortals? Or am I missing something obvious?

Down Rodeo said:
You have two legs, don't you?!

Not anymore. It took an hour before fedex answered... I couldn't figure it out myself.

And am I the only one who's not understanding aaronjer?

Yes, I did use 2 tabs in firefox, I don't remember more than two words to write at one ti...
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sprinkles said:
Down Rodeo said:
hey dumbass


its Sprinkles's.




lmao
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sprinkles said:
Down Rodeo said:
Sprinkles'


Sprinkles's.

But you already end with a s so the ' goes after.
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Down Rodeo said:
Sprinkles'


Sprinkles's.
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Rockbomb said:
SRAW said:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Python_(programming_language)


Down Rodeo said:
Privet like the hedge :)

I'd agree with SRAW on Python and Haskell; they both use whitespace to delineate blocks of code, like functions or class bodies or whatever. You can do this with tabs but can also do it with spaces.


superjer said:

PHP is a programming language.




Ahhh, this thread makes me happy


Just a question, do you know sprinkles personally? cause you guys act as if you do, but apparently you guys are in different continents.
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SRAW said:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Python_(programming_language)


Down Rodeo said:
Privet like the hedge :)

I'd agree with SRAW on Python and Haskell; they both use whitespace to delineate blocks of code, like functions or class bodies or whatever. You can do this with tabs but can also do it with spaces.


superjer said:

PHP is a programming language.




Ahhh, this thread makes me happy
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Down Rodeo said:
What's wrong with the batch file method?

'Nough said.
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Just so people don't think I'm a crossdresser, there IS a story behind that pic
I actually wore that to school, but it was cuz in my spanish class we had to do this presentation thing, and the assignment was to basically do a fashion show and do all the announcements in spanish. But my group was all guys, so we had to have one of us model the girls clothes... I got volunteered for it

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Down Rodeo said:
anything more than this and it's paedophilia :D

Might as well push it to that point...
Also its a cool pic of my mohawk
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Down Rodeo said:
In Soviet Russia, patent protects you?

Patent protects you anywhere you go... in Soviet Russia, you protect patent.
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Down Rodeo said:
In Soviet Russia, patent protects you?

In Soviet Russia, things misread you.
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Down Rodeo said:
Ah, me being a dick, good times.

You know what they say, you are what you eat
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Down Rodeo said:
addictive.


... so if you find this addictive, it makes me wonder what else you find addictive
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Ok, this is what you need to do...
Save your map to a floppy diskette (or whatever those round things are you kids use these days), and put it into an envelope. Go to your local post office and put a stamp on it, and make sure they stamp it with the date. Mail the envelope to yourself.
Now, if anyone steals your map, you can take them to court and bring the envelope with you. Present the envelope as evidence, and it will prove that you were the original owner/creator of said map, and you will win the case.
Wasn't being serious, but this is actually really good advice if you ever have a cool idea that you don't want anyone to steal and copyright before you get the chance to.

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Down Rodeo said:

Look, why do you want people to play this map on one server only? Besides, you're also placing quite a lot on people *liking* your map enough. You've just started, I can't see it being that likely.

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Down Rodeo said:
exploderised

I thought that was an awesome word, so I googled it to see if it was real. And SJ forums came up on the second page
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Down Rodeo said:
Maybe I'm thinking of another tetris that hates you but the guy developing it said you can make it give you anything. Now that you mention it though, I don't think I ever got a T.


I've played Tetris of all forms a LOT and I don't think a T has ever been bad at any time.

Maybe if you have a layout like this:
tetris code
..........
..........
..........
..........
XX..XX..XX
XX..XX..XX

But I don't think anything like that is even possible in hatetris.
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sprinkles said:
OS doesn't matter. What matters is that I am missing the "Microsoft.VC90.DebugCRT" assembly.

That'd make sense considering that the .exe came out of my debug folder. Is there a way I can generate a proper executable? With VB they always worked straight outta the debug folder, but I guess thats not the case now.


Down Rodeo said:
If you are going to keep this up, PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, type either "you are" or "you're" when you mean "you are". I'm not going to put up with "your" any longer, it is hurting my head. AaronJer or Superjer will of course nuke this post but I don't care, you're getting on my tits.

And yes, Visual Studio + errors = XML vomit. Have fun

Most of this was written at about 10:30 last night, and I was pretty tired. Also I didn't proofread any of the text part... Since this really isn't an important program, I'm not gonna go through it and fix spelling, but I'll keep it in mind for the future. It actually bugs me too, so I'll try and be more of a hardass on myself when it comes to grammer
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Down Rodeo said:
Actually, I infinitely prefer Java to Javascript. Javascript makes me cry.

I've never worked with java. Javascript is actually pretty easy to work with, in my opinion anyway.
Really my point was though, is they are two completely different languages, so they shouldn't be grouped together.
As far as javascript though, I think in most cases php should take its place. Php is just so much more superior.
Idk why, but the first thing I think of when I think of Java is Runescape, and I hate runescape, so I feel biased against it for that
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Down Rodeo said:
Yes, it's called "nested ifs". You can do the same with select...case (it's switch...case in Java, think it's select in C++).

And sprinkles is right, formatting is very important. Good to see someone else using that style - I'm not a fan of the K&R/Java style:
Java code

try {
do {
something()
} while (something_else() )
}
catch (Exception e) {
ohshit!()
}


Not for me likes.



Java has try{} catch{} statements?
Didn't know that.
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Down Rodeo said:
Yer wot?



Is that your pirate persona?
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Down Rodeo said:
Consider changing IP then :p

Not up to me atm, right now its whatever my mom wants to pay for
But I'll be 18 before the year ends, so freedom of ISP choice isn't too far away
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Down Rodeo said:
Consider changing ISP then :p

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Down Rodeo said:
I cannot help you with dyndns, so don't do anything hasty ;) Really, I'm not sure why these ports haven't been opened. What is it your ISP is saying again?

My ISP is a bunch of dumbfucks, I'm not gonna listen to anything they say. At first I called them and asked them to walk me through everything, and they told me to disable NAT (which, when done, causes me to have no internet connection), then they're all "Oh, you don't have internet anymore? Well, you should..." Then they told me to contact Actiontech and ask them about it, and basically all they had to say was that my ISP is retarted and there's no way I'd be able to connect if I have NAT disabled.
So yeah, my ISP isn't much of a help
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Down Rodeo said:
Ddosing you would be difficult as I can't even make a connection! www.dyndns.com is another service, it's one that I've actually heard of :)

Ok fine, I'll set up an account with dyndns NO-IP is pretty popular though, but if dyndns is what you can help me with, I'll use that.

sprinkles said:
So tell your ISP you want a static ip.

Having a static IP isn't gonna solve my problem (and I already have one). The problem is getting my ports to be open and seen from outside my network.
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Down Rodeo said:
I use Pidgin. It's very basic but it works well. It is also open-source.



I use Digsby


It is purely awesome.
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Down Rodeo said:
Icky. Play an interesting game sometime! Not "everything can be solved with bullets the size of 7.62mm" Marcus and Dom...

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Down Rodeo said:
So long as water is over 6 inches deep players won't get hurt, I think.

I've seen maps with less than 6 inches. Deffinately. I'll give it a test anyways.
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Down Rodeo said:
I've no idea what NO-IP is. You could sign up for dynamic DNS, though this is where my knowledge gets sketchy...

NO-IP is a dynamic DNS.
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Down Rodeo said:
Eh, if you tell your router to forward all data to one device you should be able to connect to the internet through that one device. Without NAT. I think. Why is NAT so bad again?

But then I'll only be able to connect to the internet through my server PC. I have 3 laptops that also need to be able to connect too.
And, I hate NAT because it seems that no matter what I do, it blocks almost all of my listening ports... making it impossible to forward the ports that I need to forward.

Edit: Also, just as an update on where I am as far as setting everything up... I've got Ubuntu running on my PC, and have the LAMP components installed and working. Now I just need to learn how to use it all ;)
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Down Rodeo said:
I could get it at a competitive price.


Liar.
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Down Rodeo said:
The hint's in the name - it's year.month, with releases every half-year.



Thanks, have you seen the new Ubuntu? Its super sexy.
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Down Rodeo said:
Wait for Ubuntu 10.04, it'll be out soon. The router we have has an option to point directly to a certain network device should you want it to. We also have a static IP :)




What? I jus' upgraded to 9.10, when does it come out?



April, but the Beta second edition is out now!


And it is damn pretty, and fast!
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Down Rodeo said:
Wait for Ubuntu 10.04, it'll be out soon. The router we have has an option to point directly to a certain network device should you want it to. We also have a static IP :)

Yeah, its gonna be a little bit before I can get a new router anyway, so I'll wait to d/l Ubuntu.
I've got a dynamic IP I've got no problem running no-ip DUC or something, but I'm pretty sure that won't work with NAT
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Down Rodeo said:
Q: How do I plug a leak?

First of all, make sure you did not create any entities outside your map. An entity outside your map is just like a leak, if not worse.

If you can not find any entities outside your map:
Load the pointfile generated by the compile tools by selecting the "load pointfile" option in the Hammer menus. Then follow the red line in the viewport to the hole. DON'T delete entities quoted as causing the leak, as they are just mentioned as a reference point. DO use the grid to help avoid leaks in the first instance.

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Down Rodeo said:
I assume Sprikels means the Javascript engine in Chrome.



Haha, you caught me.
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Down Rodeo said:
Is it right that the bullets move along the bottom of the screen, killing any and all slugs? When you aim down, that is.


superjer said:
I just left it in because I thought it was fun.

I'm not too worried about the edge-of-screen detection right now because it's all got to be redone to allow scrolling anyway.



You should put V8 in it.
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Down Rodeo said:
Ideally there'd be a link to the first unread post but I don't think your cookies work like that :)


Well I can try but that's pretty tough. I'd have to store what everyone's read on every single truck

That's a users X trucks problem space of nasty-ass O(n^2) proportions.

But I'll see what I can do anyways.
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Down Rodeo said:
You guys are either mental, or joking. I seriously hope (mostly for my own sanity) that it is the latter.

I wasn't joking, I really do have all that stuff and plan on getting the rest of it. Its not likes its an obsession or anything though, its mostly just stuff that I've collected over the years. And its not like I went out an built some armored underground bunker, its an actual house that was abandoned a long time ago and I know the people that own the property.
Plus, remember the boy scout motto... be prepared

Edit: Yes Sprinkles, I wanna go out with a bang, a BIG bang
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Down Rodeo said:
[...] add page numbers to the forum section? [...] click through to the last page of the monster "Dream Truck" without first loading the first page, that sort of thing.


jrkookid said:
You can always click on the time of the recent post, next to starter. It just sends you to that person's post.


DR: Just to be clear do you want something more than the "recent" link au kookid? Or did you not notice that before?
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Down Rodeo said:
Oh dear children. Someone should check those guys' IPs.


How would you do that?
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Down Rodeo said:
My old laptop had horrifying lag when playing Half-Life when some kind of effect fired, I changed it and then it played better.


What is that referencing? The computer? The graphics setting? The effect?
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Down Rodeo said:
Actually, I disagree.


I agree.
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Down Rodeo said:
Someone will get this lyric, eventually. I'm convinced of it. Mate noticed that the last one was an Elbow song (a great Elbow song) but this one is a tad more obscure. Googling is cheating, yes.

Well, I've already googled it, so I guess I don't count.
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Down Rodeo said:
There's a lot of research in a field called AI you know, and since the messages you're reading are in text form already... could be you're just a sophisticated parser with a 'tude.


lol but it would still be impossible
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Down Rodeo said:
Lovestruck! I've fallen for a lamppost


Do you live in Narnia now?
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Down Rodeo said:
Ask the last person that wanted their colour changed

Who was that, by the way?
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Down Rodeo said:
No, you don't get what you ask for. Ask the last person that wanted their colour changed, or those that wanted medals.


I ll ask them.

By the way...medals?lol
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Down Rodeo said:
Because this is Superjer, and that's what happens.


So Superjer likes so much pink that he puts pink everywhere?

Because this is what i get by what you said...
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Down Rodeo said:
What can I say? Physics is my subject.

Which, thinking about it, makes it incredibly odd for me to be writing a program that takesles seqüències d'ADN arbitrària i visualitza en una manera aclaridora. Per què estic fent això? De vegades, em sento molt confós.

A més, com una addició, és perquè la majoria dels monitors LCD són veure-dependent, és a dir, si es miren des ángulos divertits els colors tendeixen a estranys, a diferència de la CRT. No puc recordar per què ho fan. I no pot realment saber per què, però m'imagino que serà una cosa així com una raó. He d'anar a buscar el te ia continuació, Pub Quiz sobre el RMS. Oh my God I'm blogging.

Això no vol treballar, no crec. L'equació relaciona el Doppler de la freqüència d'un observador en moviment respecte a alguna font d'ona mesures pel que fa a la freqüència en la font. S'acaba amb ... diré una cosa, vaig a publicar, quan revisi la secció de les ones del meu curs provenen d'abril, a finals d'abril, el que sigui. Estic segur que tots ens encanta.

Thats what i heard
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Down Rodeo said:
Eh, no, not at all like the Doppler effect. And the Doppler effect *is* with colours (it's called redshift, wiki it).


So substitute the distance variable for angle.
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Down Rodeo said:
Eh, no, not at all like the Doppler effect. And the Doppler effect *is* with colours (it's called redshift, wiki it).

I like it when people try to be smart around you. It warms my heart.
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Down Rodeo said:
To be fair, I noticed this, and I think it's to do with the angle you see the colour at. For instance if my post is at the bottom of the screen it appears to be more saturated than it does at the top. It's something like that anyway. Because I can still hide text like this!



So its like the Doppler Effect, but with colours.
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Down Rodeo said:
Why not get Ubuntu? Having used a few, it's one of the better. I've got a 9.04 partition on my laptop, I downgraded to fuck around with OpenCL, but will probably got for a 10.04 install at some point.



I jus' don't like the set up.

One good thing about Linux is that any 'admin' actions they prompt you for the password. So even if you leave your computer on and someone gets on it they can't 'really' do anything. Also, there is not really an 'admin' account, its like an invisible-hard-to-use-admin-account.

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Down Rodeo said:
I don't bother watching videos recommended by you guys any more.


"What do you mean you people?"
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Down Rodeo said:
Well, in some sense you already are, no? Because if you are using IE 6 as your base renderer then surely you'd have no qualms about swapping it out for something, well, better. Frankly. Internet Explorer is a very poorly-written piece of sh- software.


I don't consider using the web browser class (that is IE 6) as my 'competitors' work. This is simply because I am promoting the Windows OS. I am using things only compatible with Windows (Windows 7 API, .Net Framework).

Although I do plan to use Chrome's V8 javascript engine.
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superjer said:
sprinkles said:
Down Rodeo said:
What was the renderer before? Custom? Shurely not :p


Everybody knows it rendered in SuperjerGL.

I was using SDL blits. And on most/newer machines they are not hardware accelerated.


So it was rendered in Superjer3D? or Superjer Software mode?


You limited it to semi-automatic!
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sprinkles said:
Down Rodeo said:
What was the renderer before? Custom? Shurely not :p


Everybody knows it rendered in SuperjerGL.

I was using SDL blits. And on most/newer machines they are not hardware accelerated.
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Down Rodeo said:
What was the renderer before? Custom? Shurely not :p


Everybody knows it rendered in SuperjerGL.
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Well jesus, Rodeo, be direct. There's no point in beating around the bush (unless its a Mulberry bush).
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sprinkles said:
the_cloud_system said:
i hope your happy sprinkles


Shut up.

Down Rodeo said:
You made someone cry on the internet!


Shut up.

Mate de Vita said:
Mate de Vita said:
sprinkles said:
I hope, and strongly encourage nobody to help you, because you posted the same thing 4 times.

Actually he posted the same thing twice, then changed it a lil bit and posted it twice more.
That makes it even worse, since that means this wasn't just some F5 screwup or something like that.

I still stand by this


Keep talking.


steam.dll said:
sprinkles said:
I hope, and strongly encourage nobody to help you, because you posted the same thing 4 times.

i have to say ..i posted that 4 time bexouse i have a connection problem.. in my country...i Did not mean to poste them
so iam sory if i have caused a problem


You could have at least deleted the other 3.




UR MESSED UP MAN!
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the_cloud_system said:
i hope your happy sprinkles


Shut up.

Down Rodeo said:
You made someone cry on the internet!


Shut up.

Mate de Vita said:
Mate de Vita said:
sprinkles said:
I hope, and strongly encourage nobody to help you, because you posted the same thing 4 times.

Actually he posted the same thing twice, then changed it a lil bit and posted it twice more.
That makes it even worse, since that means this wasn't just some F5 screwup or something like that.

I still stand by this


Keep talking.


steam.dll said:
sprinkles said:
I hope, and strongly encourage nobody to help you, because you posted the same thing 4 times.

i have to say ..i posted that 4 time bexouse i have a connection problem.. in my country...i Did not mean to poste them
so iam sory if i have caused a problem


You could have at least deleted the other 3.
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this is intresting down rodeo , but it is sometimes boring
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the_cloud_system said:
..and a flux capacitor...for time traveling needs.


Yes, truly when you are smoking pot you need something else for time traveling.

Down Rodeo said:
Is... is that a lightbulb? Dear oh dear. At least this explains many of the posts our dear cloudy comes out wi'.


It is a light bulb and a 'round stick' (aka a pen).
All though I do have to 'give you props' on the use of electrical tape.
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SRAW said:
sprinkles said:
Down Rodeo said:
You look at the menu options to see if it does what you want it to do. Or click things until it happens.



That is what I do in bed.


so you go to bed with your laptop and a mouse?

You do not?
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sprinkles said:
Down Rodeo said:
You look at the menu options to see if it does what you want it to do. Or click things until it happens.



That is what I do in bed.


so you go to bed with your laptop and a mouse?
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sprinkles said:
Down Rodeo said:
You look at the menu options to see if it does what you want it to do. Or click things until it happens.



That is what I do in bed.


gay but alrights
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Down Rodeo said:
You look at the menu options to see if it does what you want it to do. Or click things until it happens.



That is what I do in bed.
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Down Rodeo said:
I don't understand.

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Down Rodeo said:
I don't understand.

Why are you wet!?
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Down Rodeo said:
You look at the menu options to see if it does what you want it to do. Or click things until it happens.

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Down Rodeo said:
I can see fedex_ reading Aaron's post and being like the guy in his avatar.



i thought we was all friends
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Down Rodeo said:
You talk slowly.


Im used to talking to dumb people.


New version fixed the bug.

What are the two text documents SPARToR makes when it runs, then turns around and deletes them?


Also, will there be a way to make maps for this (like mario or sonic)?

Because, I will be down with that.
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Down Rodeo said:
You talk slowly.

wat
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Down Rodeo said:
Uff, I'm outta this thread truck.

That could quite easily have been the smartest thing you have done this week (and that is saying something).
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i sent them to my phone cause people sead i need to have more girl pictures >.>


but https://www.gbypass.info/ also words as a proxey

Down Rodeo said:
hash cracker

i downloaded a hash cracker for hackthissite but nao i dont know what to do with it
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Down Rodeo said:
Ah AJ, never change.

Also, this is stupid. You are working FOR PORN, when you are on the INTERNET. And I'm not trying to funny but I don't know that many young women with a sufficient knowledge of webhosting to have a hash-based link-counting system on the go. I mean I know it's not difficult if you know what you're doing, but really?

Ya i know... but its somewhat frustrating....and you wanna see....and when you cant..you will go great lengths...
I remember just recently a porn video i downloaded was a MKV file and i spent about a hour trying to find the codec that it worked for. Many said they worked it actually failed.
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aaronjer said:
A couple minutes cycling through my proxy list and BAM. Done. That's all it takes to "get everything" on that obviously fake site designed to waste your time.

http://superjer.com/atojer/thatdumbsite.zip

And now Edan and possibly Down Rodeo are going to make fun of me for bothering to do that.


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bigmac said:
Down Rodeo said:
bigmac said:
lol fail

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Down Rodeo said:
bigmac said:
LOL no... i mean is there any entities where if you fu#@ up the properties on it... it will either lag the server a hole lot or just crash completely... i can do that because i know how to make plugins and i would know which entity to remove
Example of an Entity

entity "light"
Name "badlight"
Target ""
Brightness "255 255 255 9999999"
Appearance ""
Custom Appearance ""
...

All i have to do is create a plugin that will remove that when i load that map then it wont be lag for the server im trying to put it... i tried the light all ready and didn't work but im sure theres entities that if you mess up it will crashs
o.O never mind i got on
hehe
it you want to know how to mess it up so no can steal your map just let me know...


You're weird, stop it. Sadly BSP files are "binary space partition files" are binary files, not easily-editable text files. Look, why do you want people to play this map on one server only? Besides, you're also placing quite a lot on people *liking* your map enough. You've just started, I can't see it being that likely.


Sadly how can you say that lol. you do not even know me... and you and yes i know there binary space lol fail but you could use a plugin where it coded for the map to run. as you can see in what i uploaded...
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Down Rodeo said:
Ah, now, see you say you closed a tab where Silverlight was running - I think I see the issue.


Microsoft!


Anyways, I have never had IE crash on me (though I don't use it enough); Chrome has crashed on me 2 or 3 times; Opera never really crashed on me, but sometimes pages don't load, or they hang, etc.; Firefox crashed probably 10-15 times on me.
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Down Rodeo said:
I guess you have the Steam version of Counter-Strike then?


uh...no...im using non-steam...
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sprinkles said:
sprinkles said:
Down Rodeo said:
If you can tell me what -1.#J means, please, do :)

So yes, I think it is a problem :D



Try the quadratic equation mate.

x= -(-1) +/- Damnit no quadratic sign!


I meant square root.


sry i have no idea how to script lol
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sprinkles said:
Down Rodeo said:
If you can tell me what -1.#J means, please, do :)

So yes, I think it is a problem :D



Try the quadratic equation mate.

x= -(-1) +/- Damnit no quadratic sign!


I meant square root.
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sprinkles said:
Down Rodeo said:
If you can tell me what -1.#J means, please, do :)

So yes, I think it is a problem :D



Try the quadratic equation mate.

x= -(-1) +/- Damnit no quadratic sign!


i just wanna know how to fix it lol
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Down Rodeo said:
If you can tell me what -1.#J means, please, do :)

So yes, I think it is a problem :D



Try the quadratic equation mate.

x= -(-1) +/- Damnit no quadratic sign!
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Down Rodeo said:
If you can tell me what -1.#J means, please, do :)

So yes, I think it is a problem :D

I can't even get it with Google!@#
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Down Rodeo said:
I am wondering why you have -1.#J percent of your map covered in textures. I'm also moderately impressed.


hmm...not sure wat u mean, would that be one of the problem?
my map is full of textures tho...
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Down Rodeo said:
You should try resisting.


How can I resist an irresistible urge?
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Rodeo Down said:
Uff, you're annoying me now.



Yea, I have nothing better to do.
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Rodeo Down said:
What?



What is going on?
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Rodeo Down said:
I am wondering why you have -1.#J percent of your map covered in textures. I'm also moderately impressed.

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Down Rodeo said:
What?

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Down Rodeo said:
You should use regular expressions!



Regular expressions are shit.
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Down Rodeo said:
You tried Google, yet did not try Ye Righteous FAQ. Sadly Edan, the next coming of Christ, is not here to smite ye.


why the hell do we need to call eden? just answer the questions by our self

and to the question.. use func_wall with 0 renderfx and rendertype is texture
or use the clip texture
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Down Rodeo said:
Euh, best guess is you have the American dictionary on.

Moste lykely.
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Down Rodeo said:
sprinkles said:
By the way, you are on an ENGLISH forum. Thusly, I will bitch as much as I want about anyones grammar or spelling here. Furthermore, due to my seniority, I am allowed to bitch at your spelling, grammar, and you being a dumb-ass. If you happen to obtain more posts than me, or are on this forum longer than me then you will be allowed to tell me when I am and am not allowed to bitch at you. Lastly, I wasn't bitching at you, I was merely comment on the origin of the word ain't.

And, now thanks to you, I need a chew.

I now laugh at you when I need to laugh. Well done.

I now look at your posts when I need to see yellow colour (and why does firefox underline the spelling of color with u?). Well done.
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Down Rodeo said:
Well, I'm very impressed, your code is a whole lot cleaner and goddamn if it doesn't check itself for errors as well. On top of that it seems to work. Well done sah!



I should have put in a statement or expression that checks the calculation again and fixed any errors. Also, I should have check, constantly, for overflow errors.

And, if it truly was user input error I should have had a try{} catch{} statement to handle that.

Moreover, I could have had several catches (not to be confused with the try{} catch{}) to find out where, if anything, something went wrong; and, possibly fix it, or at least, report exactly what went wrong.

Lastly, I should have included some kind of error reporting.
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Down Rodeo said:
Not quite, kayos has no earring. Not that I'm looking *that* closely. But Rockbomb! You look so young! Man, I feel like a paedophile.

I'm 17...
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Down Rodeo said:
An md5 sum folds all the data in a file into a hex string. My list explains everything!


But, your list, explains it as if I know what you (or I) is talking about.


But, I have the Blowfish source code (Blowfish is supposed to be really good), its in C; but, when I try to compile it it says something about it cannot compile with the clr option or whatnot.
how me fix problem?

Also I decided to use C#. If I get the Blowfish algorithm to work and compile it into a dll (as a subroutine or function) can I use it in my C# program (since its in C)?
Oh wait I have the code in the C++ as well.

Ok it compiles now.
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I jus' though of something, ironically its how malware evade av applications. That is, they encrypt any unused exe, dll, or any other file as well as any code that is in memory that is not currently being used. They decrypt what they need when they need it then re-encrypt it when they're done. Damn good idea.

Down Rodeo said:
...while it is not useful for high-security applications...

So an av program isn't 'high-security?'


Also, would encrypting a file then encrypting the encrypted file add to security?
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Down Rodeo said:
No, paranoid is *good*.

Sure paranoia never leads to schizophrenia.

And, you could have jus' said encryption algorithm.

Also...

US-CERT of the U. S. Department of Homeland Security said MD5 "should be considered cryptographically broken and unsuitable for further use,"[7]

Also how do I use a cryptographic algorithm? And where do I actually find the 'source code' or whatever to use the algorithm?
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Down Rodeo said:
Intel are shit for graphics...


Yes they are. Running (see above) with an Intel Graphics I only max out at 60ish fps... (Playing Counter Strike 1.6 p47)
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Down Rodeo said:
Then you can verify it by using md5 sums...

What?

Down Rodeo said:
...if you're paranoid...

Cautious.
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Down Rodeo said:
OK, your manhood is intact, you *could* have, but the point is you haven't.


I don't think there really is much of a point. Fucking isn't really a complicated or meaningful enough thing to change anyone in any big way. I'm exactly as much of a douche before and after I popped my peen-cherry. Silly sexual position jokes don't become any less funny afterwards.

From what I can see, the whole "you're a virgin/you aren't getting enough" thing that people do is just a superiority complex. Strangely enough, whether or not people are in fact "virgins/not getting enough" themselves doesn't seem to affect whether or not they have that particular superiority complex.
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Down Rodeo said:
superjer said:
Down Rodeo said:
You're funny, I think I like you.


IS A FORAM ROMANCE!!


Something like that.


its not gay till you make eye contact
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superjer said:
Down Rodeo said:
You're funny, I think I like you.


IS A FORAM ROMANCE!!


Something like that.
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SolidKAYOS said:
Down Rodeo said:
OK, your manhood is intact, you *could* have, but the point is you haven't.

Not saying that i havent done everything els.




from naming positions to askin who or who isnt a virgin... wow
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Down Rodeo said:
You're funny, I think I like you.


IS A FORAM ROMANCE!!
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Down Rodeo said:
OK, your manhood is intact, you *could* have, but the point is you haven't.

Not saying that i havent done everything els.
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SRAW said:
Down Rodeo said:
This truck is made for, and by, people who don't have enough sex. How two-dimensional are you?


down rodeo is a smart person, and people who like this stuff only watch it cause they never performed it

1. i google shit and i actually found a site with a shit ton.

2.Ive could have probably already had sex but ive actually chosen not too cause on the inside i do really care. Most guys would have been all over that.
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Down Rodeo said:
I'm not sure that it alternates. At least, a refresh did nothing for me there. Or maybe it does, I dunno.

Try refreshing a couple of times.
I think it's selected completely at random.
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Down Rodeo said:
This truck is made for, and by, people who don't have enough sex. How two-dimensional are you?


down rodeo is a smart person, and people who like this stuff only watch it cause they never performed it
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Down Rodeo said:
enough

Doesn't necessarily mean none. I might perhaps amend it to include those who are braindead.
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Ok time for the nasties...

:rules:

post a weird sex position one post at a time.
(explaining how its done is optional)

:Example:

The Rodeo - while doing someone lean over slighty and whisper "Your sister was better..." Then see if you can stay "on" and "in" for the full 8 seconds.
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Down Rodeo said:
Still don't know what graphics card you have in there son.

God damn it! I just looked at that dxdiag i posted and its two of the same tab; one of them was supposed to be the graphics tab xD

Reposting the info in 3....2....1....

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Monitor Name: Generic PnP Monitor
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Monitor Id: SEC3451
Native Mode: 1366 x 768(p) (60.031Hz)
Output Type: Internal
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WHQL Logo'd: n/a
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Vendor ID: 0x8086
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SubSys ID: 0x360B103C
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Down Rodeo said:
We did work out who you were once, thanks to the IP thingy. If any of us could be bothered searching...

Yeah, I remember now, he was some friend of cornjer's, who for some reason registered and posted from cornjer's computer or something like that.
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Mate de Vita said:
Down Rodeo said:
xD said:
xD said:
How to make transparent Glass which you can see , but you can"t pass?




Make a func_wall, Render Mode: Texture, FX Amount something 80ish (40-150).
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Down Rodeo said:
xD said:
xD said:
How to make transparent Glass which you can see , but you can"t pass?



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Down Rodeo said:
Rockbomb said:
Roflmfao, some idiot actually downloaded it.

This is the internet. People are retarded on the internet. I had been going to say that you wouldn't need to try to spread it, it would just happen. And it does. Because people, particularly people on YouTube, are trusting and stupid.


Lol, yeah people really are stupid. I've now gotten 3 accounts without doing any advertising or anything for my video
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Down Rodeo said:
DVD... Rewinder...?

Even I was like.."What!?....the fuck?"
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the_cloud_system said:
sprinkles said:
no cloud
15:46:56 EST
sprinkles said:
its all over 2*a
15:53:48 EST
sprinkles said:
x= (-(b) +/- Sqrt( b^2 -4 (a)(c)) / 2(a)
15:54:12 EST
sprinkles said:
also
15:55:29 EST
sprinkles said:
x= 2(c)/(-(b) +/- Sqrt( b^2 -4 (a)(c))
16:00:41 EST
the_cloud_system said:
ahh fuck the therum
16:02:07 EST
Down Rodeo said:
Once again it is the busys!
16:16:56 EST
Down Rodeo said:
Oh then everybody left
17:14:31 EST
sprinkles said:
Hey who is a good speaker?
18:00:29 EST
the_cloud_system said:
i am
18:34:12 EST
Down Rodeo said:
Well, depends how one defines "good".
18:49:23 EST
sprinkles said:
you are cloud?
18:49:42 EST
Down Rodeo said:
No, I'm Down Rodeo.
18:52:49 EST
sprinkles said:
hey do you mind i am talking to myself here
18:54:02 EST
the_cloud_system said:
HOLEY SHIT
18:54:05 EST
the_cloud_system said:
CAWK
18:55:00 EST
Down Rodeo said:
I agree.
18:55:11 EST
Down Rodeo said:
When was the last time proper chat happened here?
18:56:06 EST
the_cloud_system said:
hmm
18:56:46 EST
the_cloud_system said:
shit...
18:57:16 EST
sprinkles said:
Holy hell! There are people on this website!?
18:57:23 EST
the_cloud_system said:
yah
18:57:26 EST
the_cloud_system said:
iknowright
18:59:01 EST
sprinkles said:
I think thats 2.5 words not 1
18:59:15 EST
the_cloud_system said:
fuck spaces
18:59:29 EST
the_cloud_system said:
18:59:38 EST
the_cloud_system said:
woo
19:04:26 EST
sprinkles said:
Cloud!
19:06:35 EST
the_cloud_system said:
YES
19:07:10 EST
sprinkles said:
You needeth to check the trucketh
19:08:23 EST
the_cloud_system said:
eye capten
19:10:41 EST
the_cloud_system said:
ahhhh just looking at the qwuation almost makes me lose fath
19:10:53 EST
sprinkles said:
In?
19:13:28 EST
the_cloud_system said:
... im gona try >.>
19:24:26 EST
sprinkles said:
Hey aaronjer
19:25:55 EST
sprinkles said:
Hey Down Rodeo
19:29:10 EST
sprinkles said:
ggrrrrrrrr
19:29:45 EST
Down Rodeo said:
Haaaaaaaay
19:31:31 EST
the_cloud_system said:
lopl
19:36:28 EST
Down Rodeo said:
Ah, you guys.
19:38:27 EST
the_cloud_system said:
ahhhh fuck this shit...
19:38:40 EST
the_cloud_system said:
i cant think right
19:39:02 EST
the_cloud_system said:
im better off just taking apicture with comantarey notes to the side
19:41:32 EST
the_cloud_system said:
but i digress
19:42:06 EST
the_cloud_system said:
ill try and hope for a lez freek fest
20:03:04 EST
sprinkles said:
Hey rockbomb
20:11:06 EST
Rockbomb said:
Hey
20:11:09 EST
sprinkles said:
Cloud!
20:11:29 EST
sprinkles said:
Hey rockbomb you want to narrate something for me?
20:11:49 EST
Rockbomb said:
I would, but I don't have a mic :/
20:12:49 EST
sprinkles said:
Cool you can speak it into an envelope and mail it to me
20:13:16 EST
Rockbomb said:
Only if you can cover me for shipping, I'm broke.
20:14:26 EST
sprinkles said:
Ok I will email you the money then you send my your voice in the
mail
Down Rodeo said:
Oh then everybody left
17:14:31 EST
sprinkles said:
Hey who is a good speaker?
18:00:29 EST
the_cloud_system said:
i am
18:34:12 EST
Down Rodeo said:
Well, depends how one defines "good".
18:49:23 EST
sprinkles said:
you are cloud?
18:49:42 EST
Down Rodeo said:
No, I'm Down Rodeo.
18:52:49 EST
sprinkles said:
hey do you mind i am talking to myself here
18:54:02 EST
the_cloud_system said:
HOLEY SHIT
18:54:05 EST
the_cloud_system said:
CAWK
18:55:00 EST
Down Rodeo said:
I agree.
18:55:11 EST
Down Rodeo said:
When was the last time proper chat happened here?
18:56:06 EST
the_cloud_system said:
hmm
18:56:46 EST
the_cloud_system said:
shit...
18:57:16 EST
sprinkles said:
Holy hell! There are people on this website!?
18:57:23 EST
the_cloud_system said:
yah
18:57:26 EST
the_cloud_system said:
iknowright
18:59:01 EST
sprinkles said:
I think thats 2.5 words not 1
18:59:15 EST
the_cloud_system said:
fuck spaces
18:59:29 EST
the_cloud_system said:
18:59:38 EST
the_cloud_system said:
woo
19:04:26 EST
sprinkles said:
Cloud!
19:06:35 EST
the_cloud_system said:
YES
19:07:10 EST
sprinkles said:
You needeth to check the trucketh
19:08:23 EST
the_cloud_system said:
eye capten
19:10:41 EST
the_cloud_system said:
ahhhh just looking at the qwuation almost makes me lose fath
19:10:53 EST
sprinkles said:
In?
19:13:28 EST
the_cloud_system said:
... im gona try >.>
19:24:26 EST
sprinkles said:
Hey aaronjer
19:25:55 EST
sprinkles said:
Hey Down Rodeo
19:29:10 EST
sprinkles said:
ggrrrrrrrr
19:29:45 EST
Down Rodeo said:
Haaaaaaaay
19:31:31 EST
the_cloud_system said:
lopl
19:36:28 EST
Down Rodeo said:
Ah, you guys.
19:38:27 EST
the_cloud_system said:
ahhhh fuck this shit...
19:38:40 EST
the_cloud_system said:
i cant think right
19:39:02 EST
the_cloud_system said:
im better off just taking apicture with comantarey notes to the side
19:41:32 EST
the_cloud_system said:
but i digress
19:42:06 EST
the_cloud_system said:
ill try and hope for a lez freek fest
20:03:04 EST
sprinkles said:
Hey rockbomb
20:11:06 EST
Rockbomb said:
Hey
20:11:09 EST
sprinkles said:
Cloud!
20:11:29 EST
sprinkles said:
Hey rockbomb you want to narrate something for me?
20:11:49 EST
Rockbomb said:
I would, but I don't have a mic :/
20:12:49 EST
sprinkles said:
Cool you can speak it into an envelope and mail it to me
20:13:16 EST
Rockbomb said:
Only if you can cover me for shipping, I'm broke.
20:14:26 EST
sprinkles said:
Ok I will email you the money then you send my your voice in the mail
20:35:17 EST
the_cloud_system said:
im getting to it :@
20:35:38 EST
the_cloud_system said:
but other people can do it to :D
21:05:49 EST
sprinkles said:
I want multiple people to do it so its not the same every time.
21:54:22 EST
sprinkles said:
We have a new user!
21:54:30 EST
sprinkles said:
Welcome to Superjer.com
21:57:08 EST
sprinkles said:
Cloud check general section pls.
21:58:00 EST
Rockbomb said:
Lol, the new guys first post is a necro :D
22:02:43 EST
sprinkles said:
Hey everybody http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/ads/1523168805.html

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Down Rodeo said:
You know. The usual.


Point in case.
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Down Rodeo said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quadratic_equation#Alternative_formula



So A can be zero? if you use the alt form?


Now its scientific notation time.


Oh no its polynomial time.


I jus' realized I am putting in all these auxilairy features of
the calculator and it cannot even add or subtract!
Thats right I haven't even coded it to do basic functions.
My main problem was that I had 1 inputbox [because 2 is jus' gay]
and I didn't want to have to go through the problem of separating
functions [ie 4-3+18 would be 4 - 3 + 18 5 different strings/ints]
then I realized I could jus' get the value of the inputbox
when the pressed a function.
So lets say they input 43 then they hit minus I could get the
current value of the inputbox and then add the + then get the
current input of the inputbox again compare it with the previous
one and remove any similarities [so that 43 =? 43+ would result in
43 and +] with a few tweaks and adjustments it would work even
better!
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Down Rodeo said:
It's very little like Halo 3. Yes, you run around circular maps shooting mans, but it's a lot faster. None of this ridiculous shield nonsense. It's also a lot easier to get kill streaks, rather than Halo's mostly kill/die loop. No, in terms of playing, they *feel* so much different.

I didnt mean in terms of gameplay. I meant that, Halo2 was great for everyone then Halo 3 came out. It had some new things added to it and that was it. Got boring. Same for modernw2
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Down Rodeo said:
Wow, you're a hero. Any thoughts on the bots issue? Since that thread has been largely hijacked.

Get back on the rails, damn it!

So these bots

Can you guys give me some examples of these bots? I'll try to track them down. I don't know if you guys are deleting their posts a lot or what because I don't see them much.

It could just be real people which means we just need better banning controls or down-voting or something.
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Down Rodeo said:
Ah, um, yes? :p

I'm sure it makes sense. Your code looks extensible as well, for instance, the prime numbers could
be replaced by a more complete list. If you restructure a bit you can remove the goto.


If I restructeireor it a bit it would look like
code
Public Function calcformula() a = INa.Text b = INb.Text c = INc.Text radican = (b * b) - 4 * (a * c) 'lets hope you computer knows oder of operations If radican < 0 Then 'the radican is less than 0 see summary radican = Abs(radican) 'get the absolute value of the radican I = True 'remember to inlcude the I in the final answer End If x1 = (-1 * b) + Sqrt(radican) 'radican should now be positive and not result in 0 x2 = (-1 * b) - Sqrt(radican) 'radican should now be positive and not result in 0 divisor_x1 = 2 * a divisor_x2 = 2 * a remainder = IEEERemainder(x1, divisor_x1) If remainder = 0 Then x1 = x1 / divisor_x1 End If remainder = IEEERemainder(x2, divisor_x2) If remainder = 0 Then x2 = x2 / divisor_x2 End If Return x1 And x2 And divisor_x1 And divisor_x2 End Function


'''<summary>
''' the radican_check is meant to abort getting the square root of the radican
''' beause the radican is less than 0 meaning √(-radican) if you remember radicals
''' then you know that you cannot get the square root of a negative number
''' --this is not equaviliant to -√(radical) that is possible
''' so you need to drop the negative and include an i (i as imaginary number) in front
''' of the radical thus i√(radican) however Visual Basic does not account for that
''' and does not throw an error (as they do when you try to divide by 0)
''' it simply returns 0 (not null or nothing) thus you will get 0/denominator
''' where denominator is the 2*A and 0 is x1 (ie if A=1 B=24 C=144 the end result would be -12/2 because (-1*b) is not inside the √())
''' it is not -24/2 because below that we divide the numerator by the denominator (-24/2 = -12/2)
'''</summary>



Shitty ass hotel wireless internet!!!
It's so slow it posted 31 times!!!!
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Down Rodeo said:
code
for(int j = 0; j < length; ++j) { if(denom % factors[j] == 0) denom /= factors[j]; }

Stupid stupid stupid! Needs to be more like:
code
for(int j = 0; j < length; ++j) { while(denom % factors[j] == 0) { denom /= factors[j]; } }
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Down Rodeo said:
Try writing the for loop without any spaces.


Like this?
code
for(int j=0;j<


Good catch. Thanks. I fixed it now.
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Down Rodeo said:
PS Soopyjams, I founds an error in your softwares! Or, something that doesn't necessarily work as expected.

And what be that error, matey?
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sprinkles said:
So lag=bullets traveling on a curved trajectory?



down rodeo watch too much wanted. lol
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SRAW said:
i like how sprinkles sig is a pic of his score in cs, where you can see his teammates(and most probably everyone) on the server lagging except for him


Whats that supposed to mean?



Down Rodeo said:
Ouch. What do you want to know about quadratics? I can tell you rather a lot about them, I guess, if you really wanted to destroy this truck.



Well I have a problem see it in the programmin section please.



When the hell did my avatar change?
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Down Rodeo said:
To be fair, he has. But then it is perhaps easier to keep track of what he spells correctly.

I have my reasons to spell it that way. and its Kayos now.
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Down Rodeo said:
fedex _ said:
Rockbomb said:
Whatever size the person viewing it's browser window is.



mostly people use that ive seen is 1024x768

try that

*slap*

Fedex, stop posting in this truck :p

This is pretty much what you want to do, right?


Thats EXACTLY what I wanna do, thanks
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Down Rodeo said:
I think our friend here is not entirely sure what a func_wall is. Personally. Because a default install of Hammer with default options wouldn't do that. So do as the nice duck says and TIE IT TO AN ENTITY.



How can he be nice if he has a Killer prefix to Duck? Does he kill you and then say please?
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Down Rodeo said:
What do you mean, what do I mean?


What the hell is a regular expression?
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Down Rodeo said:
You should use regular expressions!

Which, interestingly enough, are no longer considered regular! That is, their complexity is greater than than a regular language, they're now something like a context-free.


What do you mean?
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Down Rodeo said:
You should use regular expressions!

Which, interestingly enough, are no longer considered regular! That is, their complexity is greater than than a regular language, they're now something like a context-free.

than than?
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Down Rodeo said:
Ah :)


Oh :(
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Down Rodeo said:
Seriously, Sushi: there is a way to retrieve passwords, I think, if you still have the e-mail address used to setup the account.


I would but they also changed my secret question, used to be "What is your favorite team?" Now it's "What did customer support last reset your passphrase to?"
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Down Rodeo said:
"Come here, my little moth...you're not a moth, you're an angel"

I'm actually playing at the moment and am rather enjoying it. Surely you remember this dialogue though?


Oh fuck I was lookin at your name.
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Down Rodeo said:
That's not what he said. When you said "no I did not" what do you mean? Have you done none of it?


Yes. I did not do any of those stuff.
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Down Rodeo said:
You'd probably need to play.


I've played Bioshock, one of my favourite games actually, but there is nothing Bioshocky about your name.
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Down Rodeo said:
Something which is in some way like Bioshock, or reminiscent of Bioshock.


How does your name of a semblance of Bioshock?
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Down Rodeo said:
That's not what he said. When you said "no I did not" what do you mean? Have you done none of it?


I would have won if it wasn't for you.
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Down Rodeo said:
Well, it is true. Though my title is rather Bioshocky.


Bioshocky?
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Down Rodeo said:
Have you ever used your account on another computer? Have you tried logging in again? Have you tried resetting your password, using the e-mail account you set it up with?



No I did not.
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SolidKAYOS said:
sprinkles said:
SolidKAYOS said:
Down Rodeo said:
The trick is to get her hooked on games too, but you know, that's probably not happening.

Actually she plays video games too. She just never got to get a hold of any so ive been letting her borrow some. Shes borrows Kingdom hearts from some other people. Shes lovin it.


Thats not all she's borrowing from them.

hey now


What kind of reaction was that?
You're off of my "Make fun of" list now.
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sprinkles said:
SolidKAYOS said:
Down Rodeo said:
The trick is to get her hooked on games too, but you know, that's probably not happening.

Actually she plays video games too. She just never got to get a hold of any so ive been letting her borrow some. Shes borrows Kingdom hearts from some other people. Shes lovin it.


Thats not all she's borrowing from them.

hey now
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Down Rodeo said:
sprinkles said:
Down Rodeo said:
Don't use bing, it's shit. Use Google. :)


And no, Bing kicks ass over Google any day.

How?


It gives me what I want when I want, Google gives me porn except when I intentionally search for porn.
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SolidKAYOS said:
Down Rodeo said:
The trick is to get her hooked on games too, but you know, that's probably not happening.

Actually she plays video games too. She just never got to get a hold of any so ive been letting her borrow some. Shes borrows Kingdom hearts from some other people. Shes lovin it.


Thats not all she's borrowing from them.
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Down Rodeo said:
The trick is to get her hooked on games too, but you know, that's probably not happening.



I knew I was doing something wrong, I used crack instead of games on accident.
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Down Rodeo said:
The trick is to get her hooked on games too, but you know, that's probably not happening.

Actually she plays video games too. She just never got to get a hold of any so ive been letting her borrow some. Shes borrows Kingdom hearts from some other people. Shes lovin it.
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Down Rodeo said:
Where?

In the ass and around the corner.
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sprinkles said:
Down Rodeo said:
Don't use bing, it's shit. Use Google. :)


And no, Bing kicks ass over Google any day.

How?
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Down Rodeo said:
Don't use bing, it's shit. Use Google. :)


And no, Bing kicks ass over Google any day.
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Down Rodeo said:
Rockbomb is in fact correct. If you're using Visual Studio there should be some sort of code completion.


Yes, I turned that off don't like it at all.

Edit :: New Question

So I have an ellipsis button that, when I click it, I wan't it to open a new gui specifically windows explorer so that they can search for their file.


Well lucky for you, Sprinkles, I happen to be a novice in Visual Basic, you would do something like this


Visual Basic code
Dim myStream As Stream = Nothing Dim openFileDialog1 As New OpenFileDialog() openFileDialog1.InitialDirectory = "c:\" openFileDialog1.Filter = "Map files (*.map)|*.map|All files (*.*)|*.*" openFileDialog1.FilterIndex = 2 openFileDialog1.RestoreDirectory = True If openFileDialog1.ShowDialog() = System.Windows.Forms.DialogResult.OK Then Try myStream = openFileDialog1.OpenFile() If (myStream IsNot Nothing) Then ' Insert code to read the stream here. End If Catch Ex As Exception MessageBox.Show("Cannot read file from disk. Original error: " & Ex.Message) Finally ' Check this again, since we need to make sure we didn't throw an exception on open. If (myStream IsNot Nothing) Then myStream.Close() End If End Try End If


I don't know what it does but Microsoft said it will work.
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Down Rodeo said:
It's telling you that a TextBox, i.e. component of a Windows form, is not a string. You need to so something like textbox.contents, or .text, or whatever the class definition says.


So you're saying
code
map20text.Text

[map20text is the name of the inputbox]
or
code
map20text.contents

??

Edit ::
Thank you DR you're a freakin' genius.
vb code
map20text.text

That works...well until I fuck it up again.
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Down Rodeo said:
Your dad should have stopped at "no".


He did, but no was way too late.
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Down Rodeo said:
Generally speaking, no. I've seen... the first one, second and third, I think. But not more than that, they bore me, because the books are far more evocative.



You should have jus' stopped at no.
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Down Rodeo said:
Tennis is awesome! Have you never watched the men's final at Wimbledon?


You watch Harry Potter?
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superjer said:
I just made someone an admin. See if you can find out who!!

Seeing Rodeo's massive points explosion I'm guessing.
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Down Rodeo said:
That's because you all suck.

Dont hate the 2nd player, hate the game
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I think DR. Rodeo is pretty cool; I don't know him a damn bit, but he has a faint overtone, a silhouette of coolness.
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the_cloud_system said:
code
Sick vid

Rodeo, I think he just pwned you.
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Down Rodeo said:
You ought to post these in the Schpida truck.



aaronjer said:
Okay.




come on aaronjer lemme see new drawings!
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Down Rodeo said:
But still, assuming you know what electrons, atoms and photons are, you're sorted! And that's not that much of a thing to ask, is it? It's hardly Quantum Chromodynamics...

True dat
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Down Rodeo said:
And mine isn't *that* tough...

That would depend on one's knowledge of physics, I think.
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Down Rodeo said:
I'd have been happy with the high current density exciting the electrons present in the atoms of the wire, so they emit photons to lose that energy. That's all I was looking for...

Well, my answer, others can understand.
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Down Rodeo said:
I don't know where someone came up with "ATi dropping their support for OpenGL" [...]

ATi has terrible OpenGL support whether or not it is "dropped."

There are several neat things in OpenGL you can't really use unless you have no users with ATi cards. Polygon selection for example.
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Down Rodeo said:
As for the "function is private" errors... well... how much do you about OO programming?


Luckily that turned out not to be the real problem. The ios_base errors were just the result of passing around an ofstream object by-value.

Other than that all I did was add 0 to return; in a couple spots and <iostream>, <fstream>, using namespace std;
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Down Rodeo said:
Why it emits light, and you're wrong. Anyone else can answer now, but no points. There were never points, or even presents.

what do you mean why? Just cause it does!

I quit my life.. *cut*
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Down Rodeo said:
Points if you know why.

why it gives out light or why he made it?

Why it gives out light is the electric current going through that wire called a tungsten filament. That alloy when burnt by electricity gives off light like as if carbon was burning.

Why he made it...well id say he was smart inventor considering all the things he made, and that he wanted ppl to have longer working hours in factories. and to have sex in the light
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Down Rodeo said:
Points if you know why.

What if I tell why? Do I get points?
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There is a FAQ for a reason you know.


eDan Co. said:
Q. How do I change weapons players get/buy?

Disable buying
Create a func_buyzone brush-entity, and place it inside your map in a place inaccessible to players (inside a wall is good). This will remove the buyzones at all spawn areas in the map.

Place weapons on the ground
Create an armoury_entity (point entity) where you want the weapon to be. You can open the armoury_entity's properties to set what weapon will spawn (Item) and how many (Count).

Give weapons to players on start
Create one single game_player_equip for all players in the map. You can set what weapons will be given in the entity's properties, or even make the players spawn with sparks flying around!
Note the more than one weapon of each category can be given at once. e.g. A player can receive AWP, M4A1 and AK47 all at once!


Thank you Down Rodeo for the great inspiration!

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Down Rodeo said:
There was a problem - missing in texturedef.


Well thats got to do with the map and wads, but the compiler and bat are working. If you got that error and the compiler didn't show it then the compiler would have a problem.
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Rockbomb said:
SuperJer's Tutorial



macogoo said:
Down Rodeo said:
As sprinkles says, that means your batch file is wrong. Or at least that's what he means. If you post it here we can tell you the problem (but if you copy Superer's tutorial it *will* work).




Well, i can't find superjer's guide anymore :/

ANd also, how am i able to post the comile log , when i don't even can get the compile to work?


Thats the point of posting your bat file.
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Down Rodeo said:
As sprinkles says, that means your batch file is wrong. Or at least that's what he means. If you post it here we can tell you the problem (but if you copy Superer's tutorial it *will* work).




Well, i can't find superjer's guide anymore :/

ANd also, how am i able to post the comile log , when i don't even can get the compile to work?
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Down Rodeo said:
Done any VM? Also, like it says, check the texturing.

Vertex manipulation? Nope, I don't think so. Anyway I tried changing the textures but the problem is still there.

superjer said:
Do you have huge rooms? Do you have a teeny tiny texture scale?

I tried scaling down the rooms but its still the same.

Can anyone help me review and edit the map? Give me an email address and I'll send the map to you
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Down Rodeo said:
Audacity is a good shout.

Thats what I use for it.
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Down Rodeo said:
I reckon he'll be trying to compile in C:\Program Files\. Dammit, Vista.


I'm not using vista :/
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happy thanksgiving 09
we have a lot to be thankful for and so i will give thanks for what i have

i am thankful for...
Matt- he kept me sane threw the insane.
dad- cause he can...
sis- for leaving me (the fuck) in this hell hole.
bro- for all the computer wisdom
grandma,aunt dawn, ALL my cuzens- you guys are great
football
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superjer- knows what to say to ass holes
melloyellow582- your pink to me
KnightOfH3ll-
molkman- you make me laugh and cry out of my penis
Mate de Vita- your awesome in the sense of a shotgun to a deer
Jrkookid-... your name starts with a j
DAVEDAYS-
eDan Co.-...oh shit
phoenix_r- is like a transvestite brother to me
Aaronjer- is the flavor of mouse pad
fedex_ - your the heart and soul of the mapping part and so is sprinkles-
Sloth- is awsom
the_cloud_system-
SolidKAYOS-...
SRAW- does her his best in the maping help
Down Rodeo- has great lines
shigidy-
NatureJay- eats birds
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windey- fuck yeah
kay- fuck no
frath- next time don't use a glow in the dark shirt
phx - shoot dah swoop
kandey- ahahhaahah you have school
joop- you have awesome glasses
garey- you blew
rr your awesome in china
jessey-... your a flat out whore
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and this cunt-cludes my thanks over the net >:D

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jayjaywray said:
Warning: More than 8 wadfiles are in use. (20)
This may be harmless, and if no strange side effects are occurring, then
it can safely be ignored. However, if your map starts exhibiting strange
or obscure errors, consider this as suspect.



Down Rodeo said:
Error: More than eight wadfiles are in use

Like the damn thing says, more than eight wadfiles are being used. Since the compilers store the directory locations in a fixed amount of memory using too many wads can cause a lovely buffer overflow! So while it might say in the log "this may be harmless" it doesn't necessarily mean it. In fact if it warns you of this and your map has failed to compile consider this as suspect. Remove them and try again. Seriously, the number of times we've all seen this error. If you have, say, nine wads and are using one texture from each of them, you will need to merge wads.

Q: How do I merge wads?
1. Download and install Wally (yes, it's the same program you are told to install for making your own wads).

2. Open Wally and from the drop-down menus on the top, go to Wizard-> WAD Merge.

3. You can use either the Add WAD or the Quick Add, depending on your needs. (You can open the Add WAD to see what it has to offer)

4. Set all the other options to suit your needs (WAD type should be WAD3) and hit Go.

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Down Rodeo said:
That's quite impressive. You're like a proper scientist.



So does that mean you're going to let me cut you open and move all your organs and such?
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Wow!!! Thank you SO MUCH Killer-Duck!!!

Before I checked this from Hammer I noticed that you had posted that reply, I rememberd that you have always given great advises and you gave one once again.

Thanks again!

And hey Down Rodeo, I also checked Catalyst Ctrl Center but the solution wasn't there. Thanks anyway.
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Down Rodeo said:
Really it's CoD 6, but they don't want people thinking that.


Well if you consider Modern Warfare a branch of CoD and not a continuation of the franchise then its not CoD 6. But who cares?
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Great it's fixed! Thanks to Down Rodeo!
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Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, SolidKayos pisses all over that

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eDan Co. said:
Q: How do I make my own textures?

You'll need to download and install program called Wally.

1. Make a .bmp of what you want you texture to be.
(The texture size needs to be multiplications of 16. Examples: 16x16 pixels, 32x16 pixels, 96x96 pixels, 80x64 pixels... and so on...)

2. Open Wally and go to File->New.

3. A window titled 'Create New Texture' will open. You can set only one thing in that window- 'Type'. Set the 'Type' to Half-Life Package [wad3] (.wad)

4. Drag and drop the .bmp you made on to your New Texture in wally. You can add as many textures as you want to your .wad file.

5. Save your file in you Counter-Strike directory.

6. Load the texture in Hammer. (Tools-> Options-> Textures-> ADD WAD.)


Down Rodeo said:
Q: How do I plug a leak?

First of all, make sure you did not create any entities outside your map. An entity outside your map is just like a leak, if not worse.

If you can not find any entities outside your map:
Load the pointfile generated by the compile tools by selecting the "load pointfile" option in the Hammer menus. Then follow the red line in the viewport to the hole. DON'T delete entities quoted as causing the leak, as they are just mentioned as a reference point. DO use the grid to help avoid leaks in the first instance.


That's pretty much the solution right there. Yes, it sounds like you have a hole in your map somewhere. You might want to review the tutorial too.
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Down Rodeo said:
There's a post in the FAQ about how to make WADs I think. There ought to be, anyway, but it's not tough. You can find out by playing around with the options.

For the leak the light is the first entity the game found. This is not necessarily the closest, it just means that's what the game hit first. You can look at the FAQ for some information on how to solve this.


I checked the FAQ many times and I can't find how to solve this problem.
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Down Rodeo said:
someone said:
@echo off
hlcsg -nowadtextures nothing
hlbsp nothing
hlvis nothing
hlrad nothing
copy nothing.bsp "C:\Program Files\Steam\SteamApps\lolcake345\counter-strike\cstrike\maps\"
pause
"C:\Program Files\Steam\Steam.exe" -applaunch 10 -dev +sv_cheats 1 +map nothing

You need to change this, an absolute path would be best, that being something like "C:\Program Files\Steam\steamapps\lolcake345\counter-strike\cstrike\maps\nothing.bsp".

Hmm still the same error.. am i doing something wrong?
I have my map file and my bat file both named as the same thing in my ZHLT folder.
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Down Rodeo said:
All you need to do is point to the correct directory where you have Steam installed!

I did! It says The specified file cannot be found.
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Down Rodeo said:
I'm pretty certain SoopyJams has a server. At least, I've played on it once, dunno if it still runs.


Ah. Well if he's still got it going that'd be cool, otherwise I'm still down for running one. The one I gave the ip for in my first post I'll be running regardless, but if nobody else has one set up for this site, I'll make that one dedicated to stuff that people here made. Otherwise, it will just be maps that I make + other maps that I find fun.


Edit: My server crashed and I'm having problems getting it back up, so for the time being I'm just gonna leave it down.
If anyone shows some interest in having it running, I'll try to get it back up.
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sprinkles said:
sprinkles said:
Sloth said:
Mate de Vita said:
Zarathustra said:
Sloth said:
NatureJay said:
Crytax said:
the_cloud_system said:
DaveDays said:
Mate de Vita said:
sprinkles said:
Sloth said:
sprinkles said:
the_cloud_system said:
aaronjer said:
Zarathustra said:
Down Rodeo said:
[quote=DaveDays said:
Mate de Vita said:
sprinkles said:
Sloth said:
sprinkles said:
the_cloud_system said:
aaronjer said:
Zarathustra said:
Down Rodeo said:
said:
Sloth said:
Mate de Vita said:
Sloth said:
Mate de Vita said:
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sprinkles said:
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sprinkles said:
NatureJay said:
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lol

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Mate de Vita said:
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sprinkles said:
DaveDays said:
sprinkles said:
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sprinkles said:
Sloth said:

lol






I see that the construction of my new Amazing Technicolor El Tigre Complex is proceeding swimmingly
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Well this is where it gets tricky the compile tools didn't actually mean that the armoury entity was outside of the world; simply put, it is the most likely entity outside the world or the closest to the entity that is outside the world.

What you need to do is load the point file. [see below]

OR

You could go to your entities report and click each one and click go to and see if it is outside of the world.

Moreover

You could manually go around the edge of your world and check for any outside objects/entities.

I would tell you your best bet is to take the number two path, but its up to you; however, I strongly advise against using the point file it is a long and most times inaccurate process

[below]
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Q: How do I plug a leak?

First of all, make sure you did not create any entities outside your map. An entity outside your map is just like a leak, if not worse.

If you can not find any entities outside your map:
Load the pointfile generated by the compile tools by selecting the "load pointfile" option in the Hammer menus. Then follow the red line in the viewport to the hole. DON'T delete entities quoted as causing the leak, as they are just mentioned as a reference point. DO use the grid to help avoid leaks in the first instance.

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Down Rodeo said:
I find English to be a very interesting language simply for the vast number of influences it has had on it. And I know what you mean NatureJay, every day I spend on the internet makes me feel that little bit more stupid. I've taken up reading again in an attempt to reverse the trend (it's surprising, since I did I've noticed my spelling, once pretty damn good, latterly a bit more crap, pick up again). That was a tortuous parenthetic statement, wasn't it?


I recall with some astonishment when I learned that I was the only student in my English class (during my High school / community college days) that didn
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eDan Co. said:
fedex _ said:
Down Rodeo said:
interchangeable.


Big Word...


Small Brain...

You missed cloudy saying "policy" "memorable" and "spouting" were big words the other day.

That wasn't even me playing it up all that much, but now I'm beginning to question why I started dumbing down the way I communicate in the first place. It's starting to make me feel as though my thoughts are getting dumber as well.
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eDan Co. said:
fedex _ said:
Down Rodeo said:
interchangeable.


Big Word...


Small Brain...

Big Lulz.
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fedex _ said:
Down Rodeo said:
interchangeable.


Big Word...


Small Brain...
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SolidKAYOS said:
Down Rodeo said:
The L4D2 demo left me cold. It seemed too broken and unfinished; not something I expect from a Valve game. I've been playing a fair amount of Borderlands, I really rather enjoy it. The weapon-hunting is compulsive.

Well its a demo after all. I spent months on the first l4d and this one has even more so..

Yes i do too! theres like 36 gazillion of them!

New name ftw!
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Down Rodeo said:
The L4D2 demo left me cold. It seemed too broken and unfinished; not something I expect from a Valve game. I've been playing a fair amount of Borderlands, I really rather enjoy it. The weapon-hunting is compulsive.

Well its a demo after all. I spent months on the first l4d and this one has even more so..

Yes i do too! theres like 36 gazillion of them!
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Mate de Vita said:
the_cloud_system said:
SRAW said:
Down Rodeo said:
That's because all a map-file is, is that. Basically a text file describing everything about the map to be compiled.


i wanted to answer that :( before i saw this



purple....

Srsly.

Oh mai!
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the_cloud_system said:
SRAW said:
Down Rodeo said:
That's because all a map-file is, is that. Basically a text file describing everything about the map to be compiled.


i wanted to answer that :( before i saw this



purple....

Srsly.
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SRAW said:
Down Rodeo said:
That's because all a map-file is, is that. Basically a text file describing everything about the map to be compiled.


i wanted to answer that :( before i saw this



purple....
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Down Rodeo said:
That's because all a map-file is, is that. Basically a text file describing everything about the map to be compiled.


i wanted to answer that :( before i saw this
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Down Rodeo said:
interchangeable.




Big Word...
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Down Rodeo said:
Perhaps it was because he said "much" rather than "many".

Shizzam!
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Down Rodeo said:
I think it's more a performance thing. Quite a few games have the option to turn them off; Source games allow you to specify how many you can have at any one time (the maximum is 4096, I do this because I have lots and lots of memory). It's funny, the performance on my machine kind of stays constant no matter the options I put on.



go die in a gold fish hell
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Down Rodeo said:
"DON'T FUCKING SAY ANYTHING OR I WILL RIP YOUR FUCKING STOMACH OUT AND SLICE IT INTO AS MUCH PIECES AS POSSIBLE WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE THEN BURN IT AND THROW IT BACK AT YOUR DEAD BODY!"

Yeah?


yeah, but hes obviously joking
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Down Rodeo said:
Another Linux win! There are entire sets of icons that can be distributed, it's kind of awesome. I'm not trying to preach here by the way, I am posting this from my Windows partition.

Well, Linux>Windows anyway if you know how to use it and don't really care about games.
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The song "Down Rodeo" by Rage Against the Machine.
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Down Rodeo said:
Must not be. Surely there's a "software" option though, no? Also, what kind of card is it?

Nah, don't think so. Because it doesn't even let you into the game if you don't have OpenGL support.
It's a mobility radeon 9200. This is on my laptop.
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Down Rodeo said:
Fair enough, but I'd say that level of weight loss is not healthy...


People keep telling me that, but when I look it up on teh interwebs the interwebs tell me the exact opposite. Fasting was described as being particularly healthy, in fact. The only drawback being... no tasty food?

People saying fasting is unhealthy seems to be some sort of semi-conscious attempt by fat people with no willpower to avoid doing something they should do but don't want to do.

I would really like a hamburger right now...
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Down Rodeo said:
It's become too confusing. They've lost it, just like heroes.



and friday night lights and smallville and well tv in general
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Mate de Vita said:
Zarathustra said:
Sloth said:
NatureJay said:
Crytax said:
the_cloud_system said:
DaveDays said:
Mate de Vita said:
sprinkles said:
Sloth said:
sprinkles said:
the_cloud_system said:
aaronjer said:
Zarathustra said:
Down Rodeo said:
[quote=DaveDays said:
Mate de Vita said:
sprinkles said:
Sloth said:
sprinkles said:
the_cloud_system said:
aaronjer said:
Zarathustra said:
Down Rodeo said:
said:
Sloth said:
Mate de Vita said:
Sloth said:
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Sloth said:
Crytax said:
sprinkles said:
DaveDays said:
sprinkles said:
NatureJay said:
sprinkles said:
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lol

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Sloth said:
Mate de Vita said:
Sloth said:
Mate de Vita said:
Sloth said:
Crytax said:
sprinkles said:
DaveDays said:
sprinkles said:
NatureJay said:
sprinkles said:
Sloth said:

lol






I see that the construction of my new Amazing Technicolor El Tigre Complex is proceeding swimmingly
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NatureJay said:
Crytax said:
the_cloud_system said:
DaveDays said:
Mate de Vita said:
sprinkles said:
Sloth said:
sprinkles said:
the_cloud_system said:
aaronjer said:
Zarathustra said:
Down Rodeo said:
[quote=DaveDays said:
Mate de Vita said:
sprinkles said:
Sloth said:
sprinkles said:
the_cloud_system said:
aaronjer said:
Zarathustra said:
Down Rodeo said:
said:
Sloth said:
Mate de Vita said:
Sloth said:
Mate de Vita said:
Sloth said:
Crytax said:
sprinkles said:
DaveDays said:
sprinkles said:
NatureJay said:
sprinkles said:
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lol

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Sloth said:
Mate de Vita said:
Sloth said:
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Crytax said:
sprinkles said:
DaveDays said:
sprinkles said:
NatureJay said:
sprinkles said:
Sloth said:

lol





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Crytax said:
the_cloud_system said:
DaveDays said:
Mate de Vita said:
sprinkles said:
Sloth said:
sprinkles said:
the_cloud_system said:
aaronjer said:
Zarathustra said:
Down Rodeo said:
[quote=DaveDays said:
Mate de Vita said:
sprinkles said:
Sloth said:
sprinkles said:
the_cloud_system said:
aaronjer said:
Zarathustra said:
Down Rodeo said:
said:
Sloth said:
Mate de Vita said:
Sloth said:
Mate de Vita said:
Sloth said:
Crytax said:
sprinkles said:
DaveDays said:
sprinkles said:
NatureJay said:
sprinkles said:
Sloth said:

lol

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Sloth said:
Mate de Vita said:
Sloth said:
Mate de Vita said:
Sloth said:
Crytax said:
sprinkles said:
DaveDays said:
sprinkles said:
NatureJay said:
sprinkles said:
Sloth said:

lol




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the_cloud_system said:
DaveDays said:
Mate de Vita said:
sprinkles said:
Sloth said:
sprinkles said:
the_cloud_system said:
aaronjer said:
Zarathustra said:
Down Rodeo said:
[quote=DaveDays said:
Mate de Vita said:
sprinkles said:
Sloth said:
sprinkles said:
the_cloud_system said:
aaronjer said:
Zarathustra said:
Down Rodeo said:
said:
Sloth said:
Mate de Vita said:
Sloth said:
Mate de Vita said:
Sloth said:
Crytax said:
sprinkles said:
DaveDays said:
sprinkles said:
NatureJay said:
sprinkles said:
Sloth said:

lol

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Sloth said:
Mate de Vita said:
Sloth said:
Mate de Vita said:
Sloth said:
Crytax said:
sprinkles said:
DaveDays said:
sprinkles said:
NatureJay said:
sprinkles said:
Sloth said:

lol



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DaveDays said:
Mate de Vita said:
sprinkles said:
Sloth said:
sprinkles said:
the_cloud_system said:
aaronjer said:
Zarathustra said:
Down Rodeo said:
[quote=DaveDays said:
Mate de Vita said:
sprinkles said:
Sloth said:
sprinkles said:
the_cloud_system said:
aaronjer said:
Zarathustra said:
Down Rodeo said:
said:
Sloth said:
Mate de Vita said:
Sloth said:
Mate de Vita said:
Sloth said:
Crytax said:
sprinkles said:
DaveDays said:
sprinkles said:
NatureJay said:
sprinkles said:
Sloth said:

lol

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Sloth said:
Mate de Vita said:
Sloth said:
Mate de Vita said:
Sloth said:
Crytax said:
sprinkles said:
DaveDays said:
sprinkles said:
NatureJay said:
sprinkles said:
Sloth said:

lol


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Mate de Vita said:
sprinkles said:
Sloth said:
sprinkles said:
the_cloud_system said:
aaronjer said:
Zarathustra said:
Down Rodeo said:
said:
Sloth said:
Mate de Vita said:
Sloth said:
Mate de Vita said:
Sloth said:
Crytax said:
sprinkles said:
DaveDays said:
sprinkles said:
NatureJay said:
sprinkles said:
Sloth said:

lol

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sprinkles said:
Sloth said:
sprinkles said:
the_cloud_system said:
aaronjer said:
Zarathustra said:
Down Rodeo said:
said:
Sloth said:
Mate de Vita said:
Sloth said:
Mate de Vita said:
Sloth said:
Crytax said:
sprinkles said:
DaveDays said:
sprinkles said:
NatureJay said:
sprinkles said:
Sloth said:

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sprinkles said:
the_cloud_system said:
aaronjer said:



Zarathustra said:
Down Rodeo said:
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Sloth said:
Mate de Vita said:
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Mate de Vita said:
Sloth said:
Crytax said:
sprinkles said:
DaveDays said:
sprinkles said:
NatureJay said:
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Well I do
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Down Rodeo said:
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Sloth said:
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Down Rodeo said:
Because of the dirty communists, son. Damn those reds.


agreed!
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Down Rodeo said:
No bullet will travel through two walls. Come on guys! We remember this, don't we? Leaving the space between them means nothing will go through, which is not true for the ones that say bullets won't go through them.


then explain how i keep on getting hsed thru walls in awp_india or awp_map(i never seem to hit them though)
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Mate de Vita said:
Down Rodeo said:
You confuse me, Mate. Since the avatar change I'm not sure you're the same person!

? Do explain more.

You just sound a little different. Also, you no longer look like fps_doug.
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Down Rodeo said:
You confuse me, Mate. Since the avatar change I'm not sure you're the same person!

? Do explain more.
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Down Rodeo said:
I don't get it. What's the thing in the last panel supposed to be?

It looks like a half-blown baloon the shape of a mushroom and the size of a mid-sized dolphin.
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Whats the significance of
Down Rodeo said:
this



the whole point of this truck is that there was a link [above] that was offered to me to "See me" me being me thought it was going
to be a naked picture of a man

technically that doesnt make sense since pictures cant be naked
but point still being...
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Down Rodeo said:
What?


Mr. Down Rodeo your question is confusing.
haha
But what are you whating?
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Down Rodeo said:
Sprinkles, you put far too much effort into that, but it was unmitigated awesome, and I don't even care if that is not the correct usage of "unmitigated".



Ah stop I am blushing......


My favourite one is when I pretended to be gay for 45 min, and then, at the end, I was like I got a wife.

Now thats classic

The Michael Jackson one was stupid at best.

The others were decent.

Damn, man, they should make this a sport!



Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: salirophilia
Stranger: konichiwa
You: thats a real word dumbass
You: you jus got learned motherfucker
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

penis


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: My sexual fetish is salirophilia!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Down Rodeo said:
I didn't know you could do that.


what, jizz?
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Down Rodeo said:
But you see he doesn't try...

True that, he doesn't try, he just succeeds. Most likely.
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I could give out points, but they'd be based on merit and not seniority as Edan felt was right.

In fact, I'll do it now!

+100 points to DaveDays for being the most famous.
+87 points to EnJay to round it off at a smooth 400.
+75 points to Havokk for being the most improved.
+65 points to Molkman for being as cuddly and delicious as a cotton candy teddy bear.
+60 points to Down Rodeo for never being a retard.
+55 points to Mate for being a god damn son of a gun.
+55 points to that duck for filling in for Edan's sorry ass.
+10 points to Jake?! for playing DDO with me at least a little.
+9 points to Cloud because he'd be upset if I left him out.
+5 points to Sprinkles for being an uppity bastard.
+3 points to Cornell for checking in on us every 9-16 months.
+1 point to SRAW for posting far, far less than he used to.

+0 points to Edan because he's an Admin and can change his own points, although I would give him -50 for leaving us.

The first person to post thanks for their point increase will receive a (3x) multiplier. The second person will receive a (2x) multiplier. The third will receive 1 additional point. The fourth will receive a stern lecture, and those afterwards will be looked upon with silent disappointment.
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In the F.A.Q. Down Rodeo said:
Error: More than eight wadfiles are in use

Like the damn thing says, more than eight wadfiles are being used. Since the compilers store the directory locations in a fixed amount of memory using too many wads can cause a lovely buffer overflow! So while it might say in the log "this may be harmless" it doesn't necessarily mean it. In fact if it warns you of this and your map has failed to compile consider this as suspect. Remove them and try again. Seriously, the number of times we've all seen this error. If you have, say, nine wads and are using one texture from each of them, you will need to merge wads.

Q: How do I merge wads?
1. Download and install Wally (yes, it's the same program you are told to install for making your own wads).

2. Open Wally and from the drop-down menus on the top, go to Wizard-> WAD Merge.

3. You can use either the Add WAD or the Quick Add, depending on your needs. (You can open the Add WAD to see what it has to offer)

4. Set all the other options to suit your needs (WAD type should be WAD3) and hit Go.

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Down Rodeo said:
Gah! Firstly, you post in the right forum. Secondly, you read the FAQ. Thirdly, you solve the program by following the instructions on there.


1.is it the right forum ---> HAMMER MAPPING

2. i have read FAQ

3.my problem is not there.


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Down Rodeo said:
I don't know what you mean.


Solder, you know that fancy stuff you put on transistors and capacitors like glue, only metaly.
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Down Rodeo said:
I don't think Jimmyboy up there meant imperative.

No, I know that, but I didn't get the joke.

EDIT: Oh right, imperative programming *facepalm* God, I'm stupid, how was that not obvious...
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Cut the green wire!

Down Rodeo said:
No, they're Object-Oriented.
Huh?

(lol'd at htf method)
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Havokk Edge said:
I Think Rodeo Should. No offense Sloth. Then again No one cares about my thoughts so im going back to cutting myself.

Yeah, you go do that, I'll leave you in peace.
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I Think Rodeo Should. No offense Sloth. Then again No one cares about my thoughts so im going back to cutting myself.
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Down Rodeo said:
What do you call 'em?

Probably mammary papilla.
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sprinkles said:
Down Rodeo said:

It depends how much of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (a trilogy in five parts) you have read/listened to/watched. When I say watched, I mean the TV series, because there was no movie. Nope. None at all.



How does a trilogy have 5 parts?

You serious? I hope you were joking because right now I'm loling my ass off.
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Down Rodeo said:

It depends how much of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (a trilogy in five parts) you have read/listened to/watched. When I say watched, I mean the TV series, because there was no movie. Nope. None at all.



How does a trilogy have 5 parts?
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Down Rodeo said:
Yahtzee wrote a piece about supersoldiers recently.



Women are like yahtzees, cause i rarley get them.

Oh and great job, aaronjer.
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Down Rodeo is right.

Start with a "Check for problems" (alt+p) and fix any problems. If it still doesn't work make sure your map isn't too close to the end of the grid, if it is: "Map" ---> "Select all" and move the whole map closer to the center of the grid.
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Down Rodeo said:
Because many republicans are fundamentally racist.


i seckent that
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Down Rodeo said:
This is fuckin' awesome. I could listen to this indefinitely.

mah record is 1:07:42 When its about one hour you receive 1 dollar!!
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Down Rodeo said:
That's because

What, no IT explaining it?
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Down Rodeo said:
I have a new picture on my home machine! Here, haev look:


Also, presents for anyone who recognises this.
Not real presents.


Kleiners lab were Lamarr makes trouble
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Down Rodeo said:
Which tutorial's that? Uh, I started at C++ then looked at C because many things are similar. By that stage I knew what a lot of things did so I was able to look up very specific bits of C if I didn't know how to do something.

It was something I found googling.

Down Rodeo said:
I found a C tutorial that tells you to type void main() which is retarded in SO MANY WAYS argh and that's the number one search result on Google, don't use that one.

So what exactly is the difference? Between void main() and int main()?
Down Rodeo said:
It might be instructive to think about the things you want to do then try to find small pages on those. Like, "how do I do pointers?" Or you could ask me for a botched job that is more personalised, it's up to you :p

Yeah, unfortunatelly I don't know enough about programming to even know what I need for a certain thing.
For example if I want to printf an integer variable's value then a plus sign ("+") and then another integer variable's value that were previously read by scanf, I have no idea what to use. I just know from that tutorial that it has something to do with %d and &variable_name.
So I'm not even sure what to google.

What I would really need is a good C tutorial for a complete beginner. Though my dad did say he has some book about C, it may prove to be useful. If he can find it.
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I've posted it here before, but just for you it's Killatron40k. No-one ever gets the joke! Thanks to the magic of Steam Friends I am now Down Rodeo there too.
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@Rodeo

You can change the preferences to "Good Connection" so you get matched up with people who have a better connection. Honestly Halo 3 Matchmaking sucks, its all about Modern Warfare for me!
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Down Rodeo said:
Check your home folder. There should be a file called "a.out" there which you can run with the terminal. Uh, there should also be a green arrow at the top of the screen, unless I'm thinking of another IDE.

K, will try that when I get to my linux computer.

Down Rodeo said:
So, tell us, what does it do? :D

This one is actually just the default start up script, which is int main() { printf("Hello World!\n"); return 0; }

Down Rodeo said:
And when you say, nothing happens, does it error at you, or just pull up another terminal line?

The latter, just pulls up another terminal line.
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Down Rodeo said:
For some reason I just triple posted. I didn't think that was possible. Ah well.

You did?
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Down Rodeo said:
Applications -> programming. I assume you used the Add/remove programs tool?

Nope, terminal commands, I copied them off of their wiki. Anyway it is right where you said it'd be. Amazing.
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Down Rodeo said:
You could do it like that. You don't have to - in fact it is entirely possible to do it with loops and control variables. But I'd be interested to see your solution. For what it's worth arrays are defined like
int myIntArray[50]
Remember that the elements are numbered from 0.

I was thinking something like a for loop that checks every number from 1 to 1000 if it gives anything when modded (spelling lol?) by (with?) 3 and 5. If either of those mods is zero it writes the number into the array[z] and then does z++ (so that the next number is written into the next field).
Then another for loop, this time for z and just do number+=array[z] (or whatever the syntax for that is).

Another way I thought of is first a while loop that does while y<1000 y+=3 z++ array[z]=y and then another while loop that does the same for 5, only that it checks for every number if it's been written into the array before. Then it finishes the same way as the previous one.

And yes, I do usually complicate where there's no need to. That's one of the main flaws I need to get rid of if I'm to be any good at programming.

Also I may have made a few mistakes right now, I'm a bit tired after a 2-hour training and a 1 and a half hour walk home afterwards while pushing a bike with a flat tire.
I'll get to this tomorrow, right now I think I'm going to just fall down asleep.
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Down Rodeo said:
Fair enough. It seems sound, but if ever you want to make a program that is not for your own use, be careful with user input. People have been known to put some crazy shit in there...

What do you mean by that?

Down Rodeo said:
Also, remember those Project Euler links I gave you? I'd recommend them as a great way to get started in the language. They can teach you recursion and useful tricks for speeding programs up. I guess you could post here or in the truck I made.

Yeah, I'll do the problems there, but first I need to learn the basic syntax of C :) Mostly for arrays because I'll be needing them in the first problem, I think. If I'm to do it like my head is telling me to do it.

Also is there a certain text editor that I can use that's made for the purpose of programming? Because I'm used to having a text editor that e.g. automatically makes 2 spaces or a tab or whatever you're using when you go to a new line and stuff like that.
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Down Rodeo said:
It means effectively the same as "what the hell" except it's a bit different and adds flavour.


hmmm i see now..
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Down Rodeo said:
See I just don't understand why that's there. Whatever.

Just so you can see the "Headsplosion successful" before the program terminates.
Down Rodeo said:
"I'd recommend GCC, the GNU Compiler Collection. Or the GNU C Compiler. It varies :D

Open a friendly console, type "sudo apt-get build-essential" and that will get you pretty much all you need. Unless I'm wrong."

It says E: Invalid operation build-essential

Down Rodeo said:
Ah, your earlier questions... By default, 1 has a type int. But we want it to be a long long unsigned int, so we need to "cast" it as such, by sticking (long long unsigned int) in front. The thing you suggest sounds like you are confusing it with assignment. That is like saying "long long unsigned int fishes_in_the_sea = 1; which we can then cast to lots of different things. Like long long signed int if we want negative numbers and so on.

Ah ok, yes, I was confusing the two. All clear now.

Down Rodeo said:
This explains the primes thing.

Ah, I see.
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Down Rodeo said:
I meant fall over as in "What the Christ?"


whats what the christ
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Down Rodeo said:
You say this in a post where you miss one apostrophe then add one where it isn't needed. How do you manage to do that and not see that it is wrong?!

Roflmao

du duuu du du du.
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Down Rodeo said:
The appended LL means that the number preceding it should be a long long integer. They are unsigned by default I think. The bit preceding the 1 means "cast the integer 1 to a long long unsigned integer".

Shouldn't it be just "unsigned long long int 1" then? Like "int a" or "float adsf"
And why do you need to multiply the prime by anything, isn't the prime supposed to be 2^something - 1? Meaning that you should only do prime = prime - 1;?
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Down Rodeo said:
"cin.get()" is a member function of the class "cin". "cin.get", if it exists, would be some kind of variable, so I assume that I have missed out the brackets in one of my references to cin.get().

No, I didn't say it, so you saw it somewhere else. Um. If you were to use C instead of C++ then you could use the function "scanf()" to take input from stdin, which is usually the command line.

No, I was just curious because in pascal read = read() and write = write() etc.

Down Rodeo said:
I feel I should ask: are you coding on Linux? If so, good on you. Makes life so much easier.

Well I wasn't until now, but I could move to linux now that I'm going to start with C.

Down Rodeo said:
If you do do C, we get to discuss pointers! Yay! They're awesome, you can do clever things with them. For instance ask me about how I used pointers in an obscure and pointless way when I could have used modulus operations!

Did you ever use pointers in an obscure and pointless way when you could have used modulus operations? If so, please elaborate.
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Down Rodeo said:
float temp1 = a,temp2 = b;ratio = temp1/temp2;

So I first 'transform' the integers into floats and then divide them? OK.
Down Rodeo said:
A quick question: how much object-oriented programming have you done?

Well, actually I haven't really done any. I mean, I know what it is and understand its basic principals but I haven't really done any programming other than the simple procedural (or whatever it's called in english).
Down Rodeo said:
If you understand what a class is it would help quite a lot with understanding the basics of C++'s IO libraries.

Hmmm... again I only know as much as my dad mentioned while explaining object-oriented programming to me.
Down Rodeo said:
Coming from Pascal, C might be the better option :)

Yeah, I think I'm going to go for C first.
Down Rodeo said:
Since I said I'd not edit any more I'd recommend staying away from cin.ignore(). I can see that it is useful in some situations but using the redirect operator ( >> ) with cin does not require ignore().

So what about cin.get()? And is "cin.get()" the same as "cin.get"?



P.S. Happy birthday.
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Down Rodeo said:
For instance I can play Diablo II on my Linux install

Can you play it online as well?
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Down Rodeo said:
I don't put much stock in IQ tests in general. The idea that any one aspect of a person can be summed up as a number is a little silly to me.


Because age and wealth certainly aren't real.
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Down Rodeo said:
Ignore SRAW.

This.
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Mate de Vita said:
eDan Co. said:
Q. How do I change weapons players get/buy?

Disable buying
Create a func_buyzone brush-entity, and place it inside your map in a place inaccessible to players (inside a wall is good). This will remove the buyzones at all spawn areas in the map.

Place weapons on the ground
Create an armoury_entity (point entity) where you want the weapon to be. You can open the armoury_entity's properties to set what weapon will spawn (Item) and how many (Count).

Give weapons to players on start
Create one single game_player_equip for all players in the map. You can set what weapons will be given in the entity's properties, or even make the players spawn with sparks flying around!
Note the more than one weapon of each category can be given at once. e.g. A player can receive AWP, M4A1 and AK47 all at once!


Thank you Down Rodeo for the great inspiration!


With the Give weapons to players on the start, do i need to tie it to a AAATRIGGER?
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eDan Co. said:
Q. How do I change weapons players get/buy?

Disable buying
Create a func_buyzone brush-entity, and place it inside your map in a place inaccessible to players (inside a wall is good). This will remove the buyzones at all spawn areas in the map.

Place weapons on the ground
Create an armoury_entity (point entity) where you want the weapon to be. You can open the armoury_entity's properties to set what weapon will spawn (Item) and how many (Count).

Give weapons to players on start
Create one single game_player_equip for all players in the map. You can set what weapons will be given in the entity's properties, or even make the players spawn with sparks flying around!
Note the more than one weapon of each category can be given at once. e.g. A player can receive AWP, M4A1 and AK47 all at once!


Thank you Down Rodeo for the great inspiration!
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Down Rodeo said:
When I first saw this, I thought "coal?"

+1
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Jake?! said:
Havokk Edge said:
Down Rodeo said:
Awesome! Where do you source it? I find that amazon's stocks have become of worse and worse quality of late. And the return policy is awful.

Well my gf gets it and doesnt mind sharing. Im not sure were Jrkookid gets it but i dont care...because its just so awesome.


Lol

I have to say i did laugh but very uncalled for you dick.
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Havokk Edge said:
Down Rodeo said:
Awesome! Where do you source it? I find that amazon's stocks have become of worse and worse quality of late. And the return policy is awful.

Well my gf gets it and doesnt mind sharing. Im not sure were Jrkookid gets it but i dont care...because its just so awesome.


Lol
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Down Rodeo said:
This and this.

Well, I want to be able to play online...
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Down Rodeo said:
Awesome! Where do you source it? I find that amazon's stocks have become of worse and worse quality of late. And the return policy is awful.

Well my gf gets it and doesnt mind sharing. Im not sure were she gets it but i dont care...because its just so awesome.
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Down Rodeo said:
Didn't I just reply to this truck?



Yes u did. But Mr. Sloth had to make a truck about him going away. Hey Sloth! My truck has more replys than you.

BTW what kind of pie do you want me to bring when i get back?
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Down Rodeo said:
Didn't I just reply to this truck?

Yeah, you did. Double-poster!
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aaronjer said:
Asking for a medal usually results in no response. However, in some rare cases Havokk has ended up with that embarrassing abomination of a medal. If someone is totally awesome, and they ask for a really weird medal, they'll usually get it. Like in the case of Molk's sausage medal.

SO im not awesome? I have been working my ass off here for two fucking years! I have taken care of the kids! I do the laundry! I even fucking cook for you! I wash the car, fix the car ,fuck the car. do the shopping. get your beer. turn on the tv. get the newspaper. Let you fuck me. WHAT ELS!?

I was there for you when your cousin wanted to rape you and i disguised myself as you for your safety! Shes probably pregnant with my kid!

I'm the one that brings all the hot steamy chicks here so that DR can really have a Rodeo!

I'm not awesome...YOUR NOT AWESOME!

I do all this and all you can give me is this shitty medal!? No "thank you havokk" No "your really a cool guy havokk" its Havokk do this Havokk do that havokk shove it havokk fuck off. FUCK YOU!
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Down Rodeo said:
Which tutorial is this? Superjer's says to have them all on the same drive.


yea superjer's tutorial. in the last chapter it says to put the zhlt folder on the C drive.. it didn't say why.
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The only way a spawn can make a leak is if the info_player_start (or info_player_deathmatch) is (partially) outside the map.

Down Rodeo said:
Q: How do I plug a leak?

First of all, make sure you did not create any entities outside your map. An entity outside your map is just like a leak, if not worse.

If you can not find any entities outside your map:
Load the pointfile generated by the compile tools by selecting the "load pointfile" option in the Hammer menus. Then follow the red line in the viewport to the hole. DON'T delete entities quoted as causing the leak, as they are just mentioned as a reference point. DO use the grid to help avoid leaks in the first instance.

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superjer said:
Down Rodeo said:
[...] I can't help as I [...] am currently running Ubuntu which means no Hammer or compile tools [...]


Hey! Don't think you're off the hook... Hammer works fine on Ubuntu (wine) and so do the compile tools (native). And CS works fine, too (wine).

For me Hammer works better on Ubuntu. None of that GL_Shutdown_MakeCurrent Failed Whatever error, for example.

Ok, fair play. But Steam uses all of one of the cores on my laptop for doing nothing! I have to say, that's one of the weirder Wine things I've found.

I will admit that I assumed nothing would work. Have you not found worse OGL performance with 9.04 compared to 8.10 though?
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Next time you can just copy the contents of the .log file here. It's much simpler that way. Like this:

Quote:
hlcsg v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlcsg -----
Command line: hlcsg -nowadtextures Jump4!tV1-1
Entering Jump4!tV1-1.map

Current hlcsg Settings
Name | Setting | Default
---------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ on ] [ on ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ off ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
min surface area [ 0.500 ] [ 0.500 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]

Using mapfile wad configuration
Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]

26 brushes (totalling 156 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
(1.36 seconds)
SetModelCenters:
(0.02 seconds)
CSGBrush:
(1.86 seconds)

Including Wadfile: \eredeti\m�rk_mobil\zhlt.wad
- Contains 5 used textures, 11.11 percent of map (7 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \eredeti\m�rk_mobil\zhlt253-17\cs_assault.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (22 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \eredeti\m�rk_mobil\zhlt253-17\cs_cbble.wad
- Contains 3 used textures, 6.67 percent of map (61 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \eredeti\m�rk_mobil\zhlt253-17\cs_dust.wad
- Contains 4 used textures, 8.89 percent of map (28 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \eredeti\m�rk_mobil\zhlt253-17\cs_office.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (102 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \eredeti\m�rk_mobil\zhlt253-17\cstrike.wad
- Contains 6 used textures, 13.33 percent of map (123 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \eredeti\m�rk_mobil\zhlt253-17\de_aztec.wad
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'SPECIAL_THANKS'
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'THANKS'
- Contains 3 used textures, 6.67 percent of map (24 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \eredeti\m�rk_mobil\zhlt253-17\torntextures.wad
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (240172 bytes): 'TK_STONEWALLHI'
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (306812 bytes): 'TK_CLAYROOF'
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (272812 bytes): '{TK_PLANTLG'
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (327212 bytes): '{TK_PLANTSM'
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (235412 bytes): 'TK_TORNMAP'
- Contains 10 used textures, 22.22 percent of map (162 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \eredeti\m�rk_mobil\zhlt253-17\sky001.wad
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (436012 bytes): 'SKY001'
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (1 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \eredeti\m�rk_mobil\zhlt253-17\strongkong01.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (1 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \eredeti\m�rk_mobil\zhlt253-17\wooden01.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (1 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \eredeti\m�rk_mobil\zhlt253-17\danger01.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (1 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \eredeti\m�rk_mobil\zhlt253-17\metal01.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (1 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \eredeti\m�rk_mobil\zhlt253-17\cs_747.wad
- Contains 2 used textures, 4.44 percent of map (143 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \eredeti\m�rk_mobil\zhlt253-17\cs_havana.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (122 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \eredeti\m�rk_mobil\zhlt253-17\glass01.wad
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (213312 bytes): 'GLASS01'
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (1 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \eredeti\m�rk_mobil\zhlt253-17\thxtext01.wad
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (213312 bytes): 'THXTEXT'
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (1 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \eredeti\m�rk_mobil\zhlt253-17\de_storm.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (74 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \eredeti\m�rk_mobil\zhlt253-17\sajat.wad
- Contains 9 used textures, 20.00 percent of map (11 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \eredeti\m�rk_mobil\zhlt253-17\cs_bdog.wad
- Contains 3 used textures, 6.67 percent of map (132 textures in wad)

Warning: More than 8 wadfiles are in use. (20)
This may be harmless, and if no strange side effects are occurring, then
it can safely be ignored. However, if your map starts exhibiting strange
or obscure errors, consider this as suspect.


added 10 additional animating textures.
Texture usage is at 1.90 mb (of 4.00 mb MAX)
4.06 seconds elapsed

----- END hlcsg -----


hlbsp v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: hlbsp Jump4!tV1-1

Current hlbsp Settings
Name | Setting | Default
-------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
nofill [ off ] [ off ]
null tex. stripping [ on ] [ on ]
notjunc [ off ] [ off ]
subdivide size [ 240 ] [ 240 ] (Min 64) (Max 512)
max node size [ 1024 ] [ 1024 ] (Min 64) (Max 4096)


Warning: === LEAK in hull 0 ===
Entity info_target @ (-391, -63, 101)
Error:
A LEAK is a hole in the map, where the inside of it is exposed to the
(unwanted) outside region. The entity listed in the error is just a helpful
indication of where the beginning of the leak pointfile starts, so the
beginning of the line can be quickly found and traced to until reaching the
outside. Unless this entity is accidentally on the outside of the map, it
probably should not be deleted. Some complex rotating objects entities need
their origins outside the map. To deal with these, just enclose the origin
brush with a solid world brush

Leak pointfile generated

4.22 seconds elapsed

----- END hlbsp -----


hlvis v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: hlvis Jump4!tV1-1
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file Jump4!tV1-1.log for the cause.

----- END hlvis -----


hlrad v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: hlrad Jump4!tV1-1
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file Jump4!tV1-1.log for the cause.

----- END hlrad -----

First of all, you're using way too many wads. 8 is the limit. So remove the unused wads from the list (Tools->Options->Textures in Hammer).
Second of all, you have a leak.
Down Rodeo said:
Q: How do I plug a leak?

First of all, make sure you did not create any entities outside your map. An entity outside your map is just like a leak, if not worse.

If you can not find any entities outside your map:
Load the pointfile generated by the compile tools by selecting the "load pointfile" option in the Hammer menus. Then follow the red line in the viewport to the hole. DON'T delete entities quoted as causing the leak, as they are just mentioned as a reference point. DO use the grid to help avoid leaks in the first instance.


And I'm not sure about this but you may want to change your map name to something else (I'm not sure if symbols are allowed).
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Havokk Edge said:
Anyways...
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that

When i read this it made my day that day. I was so happy I stretched out the page but AJ was there to put my helmet back on so I guess I should thank him.

thank him by lickin' him clean
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Havokk Edge said:
Anyways...
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that

When i read this it made my day that day. I was so happy I stretched out the page but AJ was there to put my helmet back on so I guess I should thank him.

Glad I could.
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Down Rodeo said:
[...] I can't help as I [...] am currently running Ubuntu which means no Hammer or compile tools [...]


Hey! Don't think you're off the hook... Hammer works fine on Ubuntu (wine) and so do the compile tools (native). And CS works fine, too (wine).

For me Hammer works better on Ubuntu. None of that GL_Shutdown_MakeCurrent Failed Whatever error, for example.
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Down Rodeo said:
main(){int i=1;while(i<9)printf("-%d-",i++);}

is shorter, probably works, still too long.

That is 45 characters, but it does the right thing...

Down Rodeo said:
main(){int i=1;for(i;i<9;)printf("-%d-",i++);}

is quite smart I think, ought to work still, the thing with all these is I am hoping since all the bits are on one line the curlies are not needed which is true.

You don't need curlies and you really don't need the extraneous i in your for. Change for(i;i<9;) to for(;i<9;) for starters.

Down Rodeo said:
Do I get any credit for trying?

Sure! You get virtual kudos.
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superjer said:
That is a good answer but it doesn't do exactly the same thing as the original program.


You should be more like the dick judge on American Idol, i.e.:

Your code is sloppy and lacks resonance Down Rodeo, I find myself wondering why I'm reading it at all. Although I was intrigued by it's apparently sassy attitude, it turned out to flat and pretentious. Oh and by the way, IT'S BLATANTLY WRONG AND DOES NOT DO THE EXACT SAME THING YOU PANDY FACKLER. Don't worry though, I'm sure you will find a programming job someday... say 1971..ish.
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Down Rodeo said:
main(){puts("-1--2--3--4--5--6--7--8-");}



That is a good answer but it doesn't do exactly the same thing as the original program.
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I'm glad I could make Rodeo provide you with enjoyment.
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Anyways...
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that

When i read this it made my day that day. I was so happy I stretched out the page but AJ was there to put my helmet back on so I guess I should thank him.
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Down Rodeo said:
Uhm, changing the assignment n =-20; might work?


that will only print one minus sign because i is never less than n.
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Down Rodeo said:
More to do with what I meant, it works perfectly. Linux is awesome.

You don't even get drunk because of the emulation...
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aaronjer said:
NatureJay said:
This truck is parked. Down Rodeo won.


Get the fuck up, THIS TRUCK IS REAL!

Fuck grass, I'm on the road, mothafucka!
Fuck trees, I climb lightposts, mothafucka!
I'm at the wheel with mah boys, mothafucka!
This truck's engine make noise, mothafucka!

Believe me when I say... I fucked a traffic cop? I dunno... sorta stops working there.

This is funny because I was wondering about a month ago when you would make a reference to this.
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NatureJay said:
This truck is parked. Down Rodeo won.


Get the fuck up, THIS TRUCK IS REAL!

Fuck grass, I'm on the road, mothafucka!
Fuck trees, I climb lightposts, mothafucka!
I'm at the wheel with mah boys, mothafucka!
This truck's engine make noise, mothafucka!

Believe me when I say... I fucked a traffic cop? I dunno... sorta stops working there.
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the_cloud_system said:
Down Rodeo said:
There is no cow level.

lies all lies

NatureBoy meant what he wrote, "There is no cow level" is cheating.
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This truck is parked. Down Rodeo won.
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Down Rodeo said:
There is no cow level.

lies all lies
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Down Rodeo said:
There is no cow level.

That's cheating
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Down Rodeo said:
Fedex, remember we said the things that are likely to piss people off? You can add that sort of post to that list.




ok ok ,
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Down Rodeo said:
That's... Ameritarded.

But it was made by the Japanese so....


Jappanu.
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turnip1 said:
Havokk Edge said:
Down Rodeo said:
Screenshot. How is that unobvious? I know that isn't a real word.


Omg how did i not know that? Ive heard that before on ffxi and i knew it haha.


I think its just because you partially failed at life. (When i say partially I mean you did.)


Fixed
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Havokk Edge said:
Down Rodeo said:
Screenshot. How is that unobvious? I know that isn't a real word.


Omg how did i not know that? Ive heard that before on ffxi and i knew it haha.


I think its just because you partially fail at life. (When i say partially I mean you do.)
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Down Rodeo said:
Screenshot. How is that unobvious? I know that isn't a real word.


Omg how did i not know that? Ive heard that before on ffxi and i knew it haha.
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Didn't aaronjer tell you to check the F.A.Q.? Now I have to make fun of you according to him.
But anyways
in the F.A.Q. Down Rodeo said:
Q: How do I plug a leak?

First of all, make sure you did not create any entities outside your map. An entity outside your map is just like a leak, if not worse.

If you can not find any entities outside your map:
Load the pointfile generated by the compile tools by selecting the "load pointfile" option in the Hammer menus. Then follow the red line in the viewport to the hole. DON'T delete entities quoted as causing the leak, as they are just mentioned as a reference point. DO use the grid to help avoid leaks in the first instance.

When loading the pointfile, you have to load the .lin file.
But first of all see that you didn't put an entity outside of your map.
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Down Rodeo said:
Ah, internet love.

Ah, random statement.
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Down Rodeo said:
NatureJay said:
I compensate by refusing to load 99% of apps and not taking quizzes.

Good man. Do you SuperPoke?

Pfft. I don't even do standard pokes. We all know that that leads to. STDs.
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@ Down Rodeo

Look at the rmf that I provided in the post so you can see what I am talking about..

Also fedex_ I have no idea what you're talking about haha.. If you could tell me what you mean exactly and tools are you referring to that would be awesome..
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Now don't be so negative KD and Rodeo. I see that you have wraith helping you. And next time try to make the map smaller.
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Down Rodeo said:
I feel compelled to say that it's Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo. Good song too :)

As it turns out, the update is a bit shit... I'm kind of disappointed. Unlocks are given at random, even if you are only spectating on a server. And yet there are still teams made of only Snipers and Spies (well, not quite, but close).



This truck was hijacked
by me, the haiku police.
Mind your syllables.
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Down Rodeo said:
Sorry, but generally speaking we're not good with Source here. Someone might turn up to help, but no guarantees.
oooh you!! GRRR
if it was valve hamemr editor then!? its almost the same??
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Down Rodeo said:
There are principles?

Operating principles, like beer goes here, sodomy goes there, off color comments spray out wildly.

Not moral principles, heavens no. They didn't make it past testing before he broke the restraints.
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Down Rodeo said:
See, that's just... Are you functionally impaired?


Yes, quite. And I'll take a side of sourdough toast with that as well, buttered both sides please!
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Down Rodeo said:
eDan Co. said:
Did I not get something?

It depends how much of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (a trilogy in five parts) you have read/listened to/watched. When I say watched, I mean the TV series, because there was no movie. Nope. None at all.


I've read the book... in Hebrew... 6 years ago.
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Down Rodeo said:
(a trilogy in five parts)

Actually there are 6 parts.
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Down Rodeo said:
Maybe we should cut Edan's head open!

Did I not get something?

Also, Havokk, who the hell are you talking about?
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Down Rodeo said:
I don't think 42 fits...

lol You think he's a mouse?
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Thank you for pointing that out before me Down Rodeo now i can still be happy with my self.
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Down Rodeo said:
No, he wants the server to be playable on his server only. The problem with this is when a person plays a map they have to download it. Once they've downloaded it, they kinda have it.

Ah, srry, you're right. Didn't read properly.
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Mate de Vita said:
Down Rodeo said:
I always find this Freedom of Speech thing interesting. What exactly do you think it means?

That you can express your opinion freely as long as it cannot be interpreted in a way that it is offensive. This was terrible phrasing. Or something.

It can be offensive, as long as it offends someone in the sake of topical criticism.

Wait, where were we?
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Down Rodeo said:
I always find this Freedom of Speech thing interesting. What exactly do you think it means?

That you can express your opinion freely as long as it cannot be interpreted in a way that it is offensive. This was terrible phrasing. Or something.
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jrkookid said:
Look at the section its Programming Help and I do not see a cry, wait no a statement for help.

Actually, I said "hints and tips". If anyone here is actually interested in doing it. I could say "does anyone know an efficient algorithm for finding the how many divisors a number has" but on the other hand that's something I'd rather find out myself.

SRAW said:
jake plz don call down rodeo dr, no one does

Actually a few people have started calling me this. Either that or Rodeo. One guy I know still says "Down" but every time I get all capsy.
SRAW, you were learning Python, weren't you?
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jake plz don call down rodeo dr, no one does
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Q: I can't select anything in the 3D window.
This is likely to happen if you have an ATI graphic card.

UPDATE (credit to Down Rodeo): Download the latest driver from ATI's website. This should take care of your problem.
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Thus Spoke Down Rodeo.
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Down Rodeo said:
your mind is puny

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Down Rodeo said:
Clearly he was speaking in another language. Why not run it through a search engine translator?

It's havokk we're talking about...
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Down Rodeo said:
that was retarded

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Havokk Edge said:
O c'mon guys cant have a LITTLE fun?

Yea c'mon guys.

Down Rodeo said:
so you'd have to make a group of "PeopleThatCanSeeHammer" and add everyone to it except Havokk. Which would be retarded.


I agree.
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Down Rodeo said:
I think the issue is that certain sections can only be seen by privileged users, so you'd have to make a group of "PeopleThatCanSeeHammer" and add everyone to it except Havokk. Which would be retarded. At least, I assume that's how Supererererererer has coded it. He *might* have a way of excluding users from certain forams.


Yup, that's how it works. We'd get Hammer questions in the General section every time a newbie asks his first question.
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Down Rodeo said:
Hitman: Contracts isn't 10 years old, is it?

Ah, true dat.
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Mate de Vita said:
DR, remember saying this?
Down Rodeo said:
No. Mirrors are difficult to program; this sort of thing would be tough in any engine. For one from, well, 10 years ago? Not going to happen I'm afraid...

Well, why are there working mirrors in Hitman Contracts then?
AHA! Busted!

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DR, remember saying this?
Down Rodeo said:
No. Mirrors are difficult to program; this sort of thing would be tough in any engine. For one from, well, 10 years ago? Not going to happen I'm afraid...

Well, why are there fully armed and operational mirrors in Hitman Contracts then?
AHA! Busted!
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Down Rodeo is going to tell you to google it, I'm going to tell you to read the FAQ and make your own, and Killer-Duck is going to give you a link to a WAD that is exactly what you are looking for.

EDIT: Too bad Down Rodeo posted while I was writing. You ruined my life!
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Hey i was just wondering if anyone new of some good futuristic looking WAD-files? I have been searching for them for some times now and now go...

Maybe rodeo will send me a wicked link for one that i get to watch as it slowly clicks on the search button
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Down Rodeo said:
There's a bit more to't than that. Doesn't even have to be HTML, strictly speaking. Kind of. Umm.


Well, my mom is making something called Doolbrite and she walked me threw a page making thing.

I know less than the average piece of crap.
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Down Rodeo said:
No, Mate de Vita is wrong. They have to be a person's name or skin disorder.

Ah, now there's a thing I didn't know. Maybe that's why the button on my last map didn't work properly.
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Down Rodeo said:
It's the Euler-Mascheroni number, I believe.

Nope, it's the number of points you have.

Jake?! said:
<3

No hard feelings?
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Points have been awarded to the following users:

NatureJay - 141 points for being registered 47 months.
Nezumi - 141 points for being registered 47 months.
molkman - 135 points for being registered 45 months.
Zarathustra - 135 points for being registered 45 months.
Homeslice - 102 points for being registered 34 months.
jrkookid - 66 points for being registered 22 months.
adhesive - 57 points for being registered 19 months.
xXJigsaw23Xx - 54 points for being registered 18 months.
awhippo - 54 points for being registered 18 months.
the_cloud_system - 27 points for being registered 9 months.
Mate de Vita - 18 points for being registered 6 months.
KnightOfH3ll - 12 points for being registered 4 months.
superjer - 0 points because he seems to not want any.
aaronjer - 0 points for having a special number of points.
melloyellow582 - 0 points for having a special number of points
Down Rodeo - 0 points for having a special number of points.
Havokk Edge - 0 points for having a special number of points.
SRAW - 0 points for being a wanker.

I will start taking points away for forum misconduct because point inflation is getting bad.
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Down Rodeo said:
Also, before it segfaulted, it wiped the previous file I had called "generated.map", which implies it opened it, failed a write maybe...?

That file is the only file the program outputs to, and it is always cleared and overwritten with a heading section (the specifications of the worldspawn entity) immediately when the program starts. Nothing else is created until the program knows what it's supposed to create, because it can't go back and fix anything that's already been generated.
Down Rodeo said:
I guess you open it not in append mode.

That's correct. If you want to save any generated content for later, you have to move the file or copy the content to another file before you run the program again.
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Down Rodeo said:
I hadn't realised the only thing you were using windows.h for was changing the colours in the terminal...

Neither had I. I don't know what exactly is included in windows.h that isn't included in the other libraries I'm using. In any case, personally I find the text colors quite helpful in determining what's what in the console.
Down Rodeo said:
It allowed me to select maze, I put in its dimensions and it then segfaulted on me.

Now that I suspect is an issue either with your emulator or with something you did to the code accidentally before compiling it. The maze generator doesn't crash for me no matter what dimensions I put in, so long as they're valid integers.
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attaion!!!!\


i have found the murderius people of superjer!!!!



straw a.k.a. ladey twecko





a.k.a. homey



Jrkookid a.k.a. irish drunk bastard



Mate de Vate {self explanitoray?}



molkman a.k.a. a civil war



NatureJay a.k.a. space ghost cost to cost



xXJigsaw23Xx a.k.a. he got chubs



superjer a.k.a. zombey to the computer



aj a.k.a. the nazi cat



Down Rodeo a.k.a. BIG ASS CAT





melloyellow a.k.a a soft surve

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rls=com.microsoft%3Aen-us&q=thecloudsystem
**BAD IMAGE**

cloud system a.k.a fucking idiut




eDan Co. a.k.a .......


{i dont know if i should do more...}


the people are highley dangrus they all know how to bust a nut on yo ass
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Have you even tried locating it yourself?
Down Rodeo said:
Q: How do I plug a leak?

First of all, make sure you did not create any entities outside your map. An entity outside your map is just like a leak, if not worse.

If you can not find any entities outside your map:
Load the pointfile generated by the compile tools by selecting the "load pointfile" option in the Hammer menus. Then follow the red line in the viewport to the hole. DON'T delete entities quoted as causing the leak, as they are just mentioned as a reference point. DO use the grid to help avoid leaks in the first instance.

Down Rodeo wrote this for a reason and posted it in a "truck helpfully labeled Mapping F.A.Q - Please read before asking".
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Down Rodeo said:
I pressed 4, -1, 1000; after this whenever I tried to add things it added 0. I then tried to add pipes with a density of 100 at which point it gave me a stack overflow error.

Mm-hm. The problem is that the maximum random height of a warehouse is less than 2000, so when you have walls 1000 units thick, there's no space inside. You're right that I should make that 'safe', but you still would not get anything useful that way. Try a wall thickness of 1 instead; since there'll be nothing outside the map, the vis will still work fine on that if you try to compile it after.
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Down Rodeo said:
the exe, when ran in Wine, divided by zero somewhere.

Is it a consistent error? If so, I may be able to explain and/or fix it. Bug reports are welcome.
Down Rodeo said:
It's amazing how much Windows jams into executables... There are a few file paths in there.

The filepaths are all relative and should work fine (at least on any Windows system...I know nothing about WINE) provided you don't move the EXE and the folder away from each other, or restrict permissions on any of the files the program uses (including the output MAP file).

EDIT: I modified it slightly. I have honestly no idea whether it will help, but you can try it.
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Down Rodeo said:
And I'm sorry but I just can't handle MacOS. Any time I want to do anything, I feel I can't. The simple interface just gets in the way. I feel it's like dealing with a faceless yuppie who won't let you do anything.

Yea, it's the wrong choice if you want to change around alot of stuff and kind of "build up your own OS" and all, but it works just fine for me, since I just want something that works and where I can work smoothly on my stuff.
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Down Rodeo said:
I say we no longer help this guy.

Dang, isn't that a bit harsh? Count me in.
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Down Rodeo said:
Nice wallpaper Vita!

TWHL is good for all sorts of things
I got this site there.
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Mate de Vita said:
Down Rodeo said:
Q: How do I plug a leak?

First of all, make sure you did not create any entities outside your map. An entity outside your map is just like a leak, if not worse.

If you can not find any entities outside your map:
Load the pointfile generated by the compile tools by selecting the "load pointfile" option in the Hammer menus. Then follow the red line in the viewport to the hole. DON'T delete entities quoted as causing the leak, as they are just mentioned as a reference point. DO use the grid to help avoid leaks in the first instance.




ok but the red line takes up my whole map.........
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Down Rodeo said:
Q: How do I plug a leak?

First of all, make sure you did not create any entities outside your map. An entity outside your map is just like a leak, if not worse.

If you can not find any entities outside your map:
Load the pointfile generated by the compile tools by selecting the "load pointfile" option in the Hammer menus. Then follow the red line in the viewport to the hole. DON'T delete entities quoted as causing the leak, as they are just mentioned as a reference point. DO use the grid to help avoid leaks in the first instance.
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Down Rodeo said:
Can I guess that all those with an IP outside of America are blocked?

EDIT: I'm totally right. Using American Proxy gets me there.


I can enter the site.
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Down Rodeo said:
Are you following the tutorial? It explains what a brush is.


But how am i supposed to create a map if i dont use a single brush??
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Down Rodeo said:
For those that are interested I have a picture of it here. This is where I reversed the colours because I'm cool. I will perhaps change the order again later but not now.


may cause sezers
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Down Rodeo said:
Superjer Automated Response System chasm - a hole opens in the ground, as a response. To something.

Automation. God, it's right there in the title!
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"There's a post that deserves deletion. I kid, I kid." said Down Rodeo.
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Q. How do I change weapons players get/buy?

Disable buying
Create a func_buyzone brush-entity, and place it inside your map in a place inaccessible to players (inside a wall is good). This will remove the buyzones at all spawn areas in the map.

Place weapons on the ground
Create an armoury_entity (point entity) where you want the weapon to be. You can open the armoury_entity's properties to set what weapon will spawn (Item) and how many (Count).

Give weapons to players on start
Create one single game_player_equip for all players in the map. You can set what weapons will be given in the entity's properties, or even make the players spawn with sparks flying around!
Note the more than one weapon of each category can be given at once. e.g. A player can receive AWP, M4A1 and AK47 all at once!


Thank you Down Rodeo for the great inspiration!
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?? is fun, STOP RESTARTING IT! Or else ... you will die a horrible death. Death once had in my pants a penis, man, it was big! so big it disrupted the gravitational pull around rosanne. So Opera thought "lets give away free soft porn to little kids! yay sead all the black people and the whites to the kkk lets prase them in the name- They were cut-off due to a sudden ingulfing inferno cast by a necromancer who had a nice hat that shot out GIANT SPACE LASERS THAT COULD BRING lowercase letters back to even lower and then back, ending the sentence, or maybe not. "You actually did my mother?" said Down Rodeo to Havokk Egde #1. Havokk quickly absconded his mom's penis
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?? is fun, STOP RESTARTING IT! Or else ... you will die a horrible death. Death once had in my pants a penis, man, it was big! so big it disrupted the gravitational pull around rosanne. So Opera thought "lets give away free soft porn to little kids! yay sead all the black people and the whites to the kkk lets prase them in the name- They were cut-off due to a sudden ingulfing inferno cast by a necromancer who had a nice hat that shot out GIANT SPACE LASERS THAT COULD BRING lowercase letters back to even lower and then back, ending the sentence, or maybe not. "You actually did my mother?" said Down Rodeo to Havokk Egde #1. Havokk quickly absconded
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?? is fun, STOP RESTARTING IT! Or else ... you will die a horrible death. Death once had in my pants a penis, man, it was big! so big it disrupted the gravitational pull around rosanne. So Opera thought "lets give away free soft porn to little kids! yay sead all the black people and the whites to the kkk lets prase them in the name- They were cut-off due to a sudden ingulfing inferno cast by a necromancer who had a nice hat that shot out GIANT SPACE LASERS THAT COULD BRING lowercase letters back to even lower and then back, ending the sentence, or maybe not. "You actually did my mother?" said Down Rodeo to Havokk Egde one
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?? is fun, STOP RESTARTING IT! Or else ... you will die a horrible death. Death once had in my pants a penis, man, it was big! so big it disrupted the gravitational pull around rosanne. So Opera thought "lets give away free soft porn to little kids! yay sead all the black people and the whites to the kkk lets prase them in the name- They were cut-off due to a sudden ingulfing inferno cast by a necromancer who had a nice hat that shot out GIANT SPACE LASERS THAT COULD BRING lowercase letters back to even lower and then back, ending the sentence, or maybe not. "You actually did my mother?" said Down Rodeo to
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Down Rodeo said:
Feels more normal now, doesn't it?

Yup.
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Down Rodeo said:
double you teeth man?

The hell?
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Down Rodeo said:
I wonder... what if the Vista issues were caused by UAC? I don't think you can write to Program Files normally... interesting.

I think that the 'system couldn't find the file specified' problem was caused by the coplanar planes error because the bsp wasn't written (correctly).
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Down Rodeo said:
We should opt for the programming standard of 0x indicating hex number.

Never heard of that. Great stuff.
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Mate de Vita said:
Down Rodeo said:
Ahah! The user has registered!

His colour is 0xccddcc. That might make Edan the correctest-est but I am not sure.

Where do you see that?

Any good image editing software.
Or the page source:
class=quotebody style='background-color:#ccddcc;color:#000000'>
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Down Rodeo said:
Ahah! The user has registered!

His colour is 0xccddcc. That might make Edan the correctest-est but I am not sure.

Where do you see that?
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Down Rodeo said:
Good point, I suppose. Thing is, how would you define closest?


Havokk defined it nicely in words, I'll put it this way:



D - distance
R - red factor
G - green factor
B - blue factor
Index number 1 - from color guessed
Index number 2 - from color assigned
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Down Rodeo said:
Edan when you have a set of objects from which to choose and all have equal probability, well, they all have equal probability. There's no 'most likely'. In fact they're all the most likely.


Yes, you see, but if we're checking to see who's bet is closest... being in the middle matters. You are as close as you can be.

Down Rodeo said:
I dunno if you guys have noticed but the forum colours are not sampled out of all the available hex colours. Mine, for instance, is #eeff44, and all colours follow this pattern. I think. Kudos for correctness?


Kudos. I started writing the same thing after molkman's bet. I wrote a big long paragraph about post-colors consisting of pairs of 44, 55, 66, 77, 88, 99, aa, bb, cc, dd, ee or ff. Then I wrote I wanted to change my bet because it's inaccurate; the numbers 00, 11, 22 and 33 don't appear to be assigned to people. After writing all that, I hit my "page back" button accidentally.
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The one thing we know best about Down Rodeo is that he looks exactly like Brandon Heat.
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This is meant towards Down Rodeo
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Down Rodeo said:
That makes it look more like a "game over" screen - darkness closing in... I think originally that happened because of lazy programmers.

Good point.I dont think its a bad sketch at all.

I want to mention something..but ill keep it to myself for now.
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Sensible people being right... good lord... where do you get off, Rodeo? That doesn't make any sense at all!
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aaronjer said:
Go ahead. Talk about me. I dare you.

Like ive said before.Your a talker.
You was they guy in high school who could talk any girl into being yours.You can change any topic and make it randomly funny.You might be a jackass about it and see like your just joking but your really meaning the stupid shit lol.

Down Rodeo said:
on the other hand, you're hilarious, do some very good pixel artwork and have the most fucked up dreams I've eva read. And can be a dick somewhat arbitrarily


And your not bad at making Zelda Porno.
Your somewhat remind me of that general in MGS3 ya the one that shot lighting out his hands and stuff..
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Well, I like Jazz music alot, but sadly haven't listened to it that much actually, mostly because I just don't know where to start, like, I don't know any cool stuff (except for maybe Louis Armstrong and such). And since I know eDan and I think also Rodeo like to listen to Jazz stuff, I thought maybe you could recommend something, 'cause I really don't know where I should start, haha.
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Down Rodeo said:
He posted a picture but then, what proof is that one the interwebs?

He posted a picture? Where?
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I'd say Whiskey but the last time I had a proper whiskey I ended up staying for an hour later than I thought I had. Basically I thought I left the pub at half one or something but really I was one of the last to leave somewhere closer to three than two... So no whiskey for Down Rodeo.
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Down Rodeo said:
Girl's Only Chat would suggest to me that this is the only chat of one particular girl.

Exactly my point!
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Down Rodeo said:
Blue...

Mate de Vita said:
What in the hell?
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Down Rodeo said:
That sounds weird. Is there any way you can get a look at the console messages before it dies?


No, don't think so.

KnightOfH3ll said:
this only happens with that map? try making another costum one and see what happens.


I made another map, exact same scenario, CS just exits.

Should I post the contents of the .bat file?

@echo off
hlcsg -nowadtextures newtestmap
hlbsp newtestmap
hlvis newtestmap
hlrad newtestmap
copy newtestmap.bsp "C:\Documents and Settings\Milan\My Documents\Games\Counter Strike v1.6\cstrike\maps"
cd C:\Documents and Settings\Milan\My Documents\Games\Counter Strike v1.6
pause
hl -dev -console -game cstrike +sv_cheats 1 +map newtestmap



Hope someone can help.
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Down Rodeo said:
Reinstall Windows.

Oh no, I can't say that. Ehh try clicking on Steam 'remove all local content' then remove all the stuff in your Steam\steamapps\YerUsername\cstrike\ folder. On the other hand if you have no other Steam gaemz installed you could uninstall Steam, remove all of your Steam folders then reinstall Steam and redownload etc.


I haven't tried reinstall Windows but I tried to reinstall steam and Cs and deleted the hole Half-life folder. But it didnt work.

awhippo said:
newbie said:
Too bad my cs wont work.....
does someone know how to fix my problem.
One day I steam updated steam and then when I started Cs it came up a message.
Abnormal program termination; C++ error.
and another sentence came up. dont realy remember and cant find out bcuz I uninstall every program on my computer which had anything to do with CS.
like this. program/blahaha/shahah/ahhaha/hl.exe




hmm well just do what he sead and if that dont work go to steampowerd.com and open a ticket and ask for help the admins there are fast and help alot thats how i got my account back thay would know how to fix it if reinstalling will not help


Thank u. I search for a topic like my problem and the admins had already figured it out, so thanks
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Down Rodeo said:
Mmm, cows.

I think that counts.
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Down Rodeo said:
Could be that Superer has the forum set up such that it returns a 404 error for pages people aren't supposed to see. Either that or it's been deletrified.

Hmm... could be, http://www.superjer.com/forum/havokk.htm also returns the same error.
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is it like down syndrome Rodeo like retards on a bull or what


WHAT INSPIERD YOU TO CALL YOUR SELF THAT
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Down Rodeo said:
I can't be bothered seeing 'none' stuck on this forum any more :(

Yeah, I couldn't either. I was going to bump the oldest truck but I forgot and went to eat dinner instead.
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But "a rodeo" would involve more than one thing.
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I'd say I'm pretty confused. A bull? A rodeo, yes, but still... What?!
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Havokk Edge said:
Down Rodeo said:
What?

...What?!

I confused a smart guy with a very simple sentence!

Not confused, shocked.
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Down Rodeo said:
What?

...What?!

I confused a smart guy with a very simple sentence!
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...you could just put us IN the game!...or just call us after stuff..

If you plan on putting Down rodeo in there make him a bull with glasses that talks. :D

Id like to add that him and Zelda get into a fight which zelda is hungry and needs some meat.As she jumps in the air to slash him, her pussy land on his horns and she thinks it feels good and starts doing his horns.

Sorry was just thought.
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Down Rodeo said:
All the blob files. Hey SuperJer, you still have all the chat logs saved?


Yes. The commercials:
superjer.com/forum/chatlogs/chatlog20090224.txt

All the chatlogs:
superjer.com/forum/chatlogs/
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Down Rodeo said:
I forgot my password... I got really paranoid that you guys could read it so I changed it to something but I really can't remember it.


It is wise to be paranoid about your passwords. Most sites do not encrypt them. As it happens I am a privacy nut so your passwords are all 1-way encrypted and no one can read them. Just so you know.

I have about 5 passwords I use for everything. Each one represents a different level of security. I use my low-security password for forums and random sites and lots of my friends/coworkers know it.

My higher security passwords are for things like my bank etc. and only I know them.

I need to build a reset password thing...
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I had to look hard to see the difference, but now that Rodeo said it, the right one looks slightly better. Then again though, if you only had shown us the left one, I woulnd't have mentioned anything wrong with it...
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Down Rodeo said:
On a side note, enough with the deleting posts! Who keeps on doing this?

I guess it's eDan again, deleting some random spam from random bots called Random Steve or maybe just having fun or something...
Don't point your finger at me, I'm not doing it! Seriously, it isn't me...
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Down Rodeo said:
On a side note, enough with the deleting posts! Who keeps on doing this?



What???
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A couple minutes cycling through my proxy list and BAM. Done. That's all it takes to "get everything" on that obviously fake site designed to waste your time.

http://superjer.com/atojer/thatdumbsite.zip

And now Edan and possibly Down Rodeo are going to make fun of me for bothering to do that.

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Down Rodeo said:
What does it mean then?

Pretty much what Google translate says... It's just a bunch of words and phrases put together with a rhyme every now and then.
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Down Rodeo said:
superjer said:
Yo momma's so fat that no yomomma joke can possibly shed light on the issue.

You, sir, are a genius!


You beat me to it, Rodeo.
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Down Rodeo said:
NatureJay said:
I'm still not an admin due to mutual apathy.

I thought that SJA was SuperJer Admin...

No, SuperJer Army, that was when we went over to superjer.net to fuck shit up.

I don't have a newer title, again, due to mutual laziness.
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Down Rodeo said:
blah blah 1,618 blah blah

Does that number have anything to do with the golden section? Or something?
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I dunno... I've always though of Down Rodeo as a Necrolyzer, not a Superior. I always imagine him looking like Brandon Heat.
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Down Rodeo said:
Giving himself points would be like cheating.

I disagree with that... Since this point giving is actually a rule, not giving himself points is technically breaking the rules or in other words cheating.
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Down Rodeo: Done!

Homeslice: 114+1 is not 100... sorry

SRAW: I'm not sure what you said, but NO!!
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The Gamerz

Members: jrkookid, Havokk Edge, xXJigsaw23Xx,
Definition: The guys who loves to kick ass in gaming!
EDIT: Why is that man wearing an oven mitt on his head?

The Porno Bros

Members: Havokk Edge
Definition: Porn for Life and Life for Porn!

Counter-Strikers

Members: Mate de Vita, SOGRURR, SRAW, jrkookid, aaronjer,
Definition: You can figure this out.

The Deformed

Members: awhippo., Mate de Vita
Definition: Uhhhhh......
EDIT: Hey, don't post pictures of MikeJer without asking. He's sensitive about his appearance.

The Generals

Members: aaronjer, eDan Co., melloyellow582
Definition: Generals of the English Translation Front!

Superiors

Members: Molkman, Down Rodeo
Definition: Superiors of the secret organization.

I got bored okay!
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Down Rodeo said:
Now they don't offer XP any more.


Now that just sucks doesn't it?
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Down Rodeo said:
Thanks, Mate. If you hadn't then I would have. Also I really didn't get that sentence until I had a peek at Edan's post. Also, jrkookid, please stop being a twit. You can't abuse people on random forums; I guess you're the kind of person that would get upset about Halo 3 getting an 8/10 review.


I am not a COMPLETE Halo fanatic you know. I am more into talking to friends on my dashboard and playing Call of Duty 4 and 5.

And once again you keep bursting my bubble Tate ve Shita. And Down Rodeo you just made my naughty list because about 1 year ago you SHOULD already know that I am a jackass you pile of coke.
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Points have been awarded to the following users:

superjer - 138 points for being registered 46 months.
NatureJay - 138 points for being registered 46 months.
Uberjer - 138 points for being registered 46 months.
molkman - 132 points for being registered 44 months.
Homeslice - 99 points for being registered 33 months.
jrkookid - 63 points for being registered 21 months.
adhesive - 54 points for being registered 18 months.
xXJigsaw23Xx - 51 points for being registered 17 months.
IIopn - 36 points for being registered 12 months.
Mate de Vita - 15 points for being registered 5 months.
aaronjer - 0 points for having a special number of points.
melloyellow582 - 0 points for having a special number of points
Down Rodeo - 0 points for having a special number of points.
Havokk Edge - 0 points for having a special number of points.
SRAW - 0 points for being a jackass.
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Down Rodeo said:
You should see the output from ls -a, it's hilarious.


Why don't you just show us? There's this thing called copy/paste...

And if I were you, I'd dd the jumpdrive to a file just to backup whatever is on it. Then worry about trying to restore files.

This is a bit wordy but might help you.
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Down Rodeo said:
eDan Co. said:
Mate de Vita said:
You mean the C&H? Damn right it is!

Isn't C&H Cyanide and Happiness?

Oh HELL no.

Link.
I actually Seemed to remember that it was you, Rodeo, who called it C&H. Either way, someone called it that.
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Down Rodeo said:
Some people are just shy. About compile logs.

I was once shy about reducing/increasing the size of the grid in Teh Hammre.
Oh, the good times...
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Down Rodeo said:
I reckon you should delete them all, Edan. Clean the truck up a bit.


But that would be a waste of great topic for conversation.
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I have a lot to add to what Rodeo said but I'm too lazy. Anyway, what?

Another, more specific, question: Is the yellow text supposed to be invisible? If so, you suck.
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Down Rodeo said:
On the other hand, fuck you.



but i need that hand to bitch slap the winner
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Down Rodeo said:
"/bad cop reference". I wondered if that would happen. Eh as far as I know gooder is not a word... at least, I'd not call it one. A proper word. You know what I mean.

ah yes a bad cop reference :D Lol now I of course just feel stupid. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!
Anyway I claim it's a word and Chuck Norris says it is so it must be true.
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Down Rodeo said:
/badcopreference

Even with my "high standard grammar" I still have no idea what that means... I know what preference is but copreference?

Anyway as I pointed out in the chat, gooder is not the same as better. It's like the worst man on the planet and the baddest man on the planet, it's the same thing to most people, but for an expert they are two very different things.
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Down Rodeo said:
Mine was "Monkeys. No, really."


It accepted that?
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Jigsaw threatening to fuck Down Rodeo's mom causes Havok to lose the game. Any game.
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Down Rodeo said:
On the other hand, fuck you.


And on the third hand fuck your mom!
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Down Rodeo said:
On the other hand, fuck you.

I don't even have to read what he said to agree with that.

As atojason said, one, you're really behind the times now, two, fucking cut that shit out.
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superjer said:
Down Rodeo said:
Technically only 0 would be fail (think programming).

Or anything BUT zero (think real programming).

Or any integer value represented how e'er you like so long as it can be evaluated in the language c++. Wait, what I said is not clear at all.
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Down Rodeo said:
Technically only 0 would be fail (think programming).

Or anything BUT zero (think real programming).
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Mate de Vita said:
Oh and on twhl it says that one unit does not equal anything (meaning that it's not an inch, cm, mile or anything else).

That doesn't even make sense. It has to equal something. And since players are 72 units (at 1 unit=1 inch, 6 feet) tall I'm going to go ahead and say a unit is an inch. Or close enough anyway.


Down Rodeo said:
So that means that the physics model and the hitbox don't match then?

Yes. Player movement physics and hit-boxes do not match. At all.
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Down Rodeo said:
I've had "recursive" d
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aaronjer said:
Down Rodeo said:
How paranoid is everyone?


Why do you want to know?!

Becasuse he wants to know that he is not alone in this world of sane people O_O *blink blink*
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Down Rodeo said:
How paranoid is everyone?


Why do you want to know?!
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Down Rodeo said:
It was appropriate. Now bend over.

Now that was inappropriate.
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Down Rodeo said:
Also, "forum bs"? Do you want helped or not? Don't be a dick.

It's probably a good thing that I don't know what a forum bs is huh? Or let me rephrase that:
It's a good thing that now I don't know when I've written bullshit and when I've written something helpful since on this forum the two are usually closely linked together. Does that make sense?
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IIopn said:
Down Rodeo , you're MEAN!

Yes, yes I am.
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Down Rodeo said:
eDan Co. said:
posting more times will actually decrease your chance of getting good help.

Because we hate you.

Nah, I'm kidding. I'm totally not.


Down Rodeo , Your MEAN!
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Down Rodeo said:
awhippo said:
tools/options/textures/add wad

Improvements, that was his signature. Christ.

hey! I just said that 2 posts ago... Oh I see what you're trying to do
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Down Rodeo said:
I don't care enough about what you have to say to translate that.


You never did and never will!
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Down Rodeo said:
Agh you are right... spending more time actually thinking rather than trying to code would have been the best idea here.

Don't worry I make the same mistake all the time.
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Down Rodeo said:
30 wads? Bloody hell. I think that's the problem. See where it says "use no more than 8 wads"? That might be it.


thanks, i found prob, it was all about textures, i can't use tons of texture so i made my map smaller, much smaller, cause i can't imagine size of map in VHE
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Down Rodeo said:
Kind of the same idea though: it flags certain areas of the image as being transparent.

True, but decals work differently.
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Down Rodeo said:
To make it easier...


Ok... but the color you're looking for in any case IS THE ADDRESS IT'S AT.

OMGSRSLY said:
bitmap[ 0xff ][ 0x80 ][ 0x00 ] == 0xff8000;


EDIT: Or maybe not since the array only stores bytes...

EDIT2: Ok you've made me too curious. What the hell that fits in one char are you storing in this array?
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Down Rodeo said:
unsigned char* bitmap = new unsigned char[256][256][256]


You are declaring bitmap to be a pointer to char. But it needs to be a pointer to an array[256] of array[256] of chars.

I said:
unsigned char (*bitmap)[256][256] = new unsigned char[256][256][256]


Unlike what they teach in school, arrays are NOT pointers.

Note that you need the parentheses there to change the order of types within the declaration. If you take away the parentheses, bitmap will be an array[256] of array[256] of pointers to char.


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Down Rodeo said:
Blah Blah Blah.....Which is to say, probably not as funny.


My comics are funny??
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Down Rodeo said:
Also, Edan, the whole language thing... you've said to me that you learn English in school. But you also speak Hebrew. I R CONFOOSED

Why is that confusing? We learn English as a second language. In my case, it's not a second language. Capiche?
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Yes it is the forams-phenomenon. Check Rodeo's sig, it's just what this forum is based upon.
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Down Rodeo said:
SRAW said:
some asshole got the credit

If that's what you're doing this for then you're doing it wrong. I mean, you are a user on a (moderately small) forum where no-one knows who you are providing help to people with information that can largely be found elsewhere. Not that you're being unhelpful; certainly much of the time you give good replies. But really - are you only in it to get some kind of forum-based respect?


yes, actually i long for a medal/points

and the interesting thing is that im user 1360 and ur user 1352, but u have admin power(or so i think), much more points and some great britain medals
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Down Rodeo said:
Nah, that looks like an exploderised brush. One of the dimensions jumps to like 10000 (either your map is huge or you have corrupted a few brushes). Delete them and start again.

well, if it is, then it's actually quite a lot of bad brushes.
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Down Rodeo said:
(I don't have the unicode for it).


LOL. The Prince symbol should totally be in Unicode.
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molkman said:
eDan Co. said:
For your information, I read invisible text by viewing the page source.

Why do you do that?

maybe to be able to read as much bullshit as possible?

Down Rodeo said:
I'm not. Right now I am an ugly cocoon of regular user, ready to burst into wonderful admin-ness. Except probably not. I have no idea who changed that or why but they did. Someone else will change it at some point and this will all be forgotten (just like how I have forgotten quite why Aaron decided to christen me "Fuckhead").

Well, you were a larva and now you're pupae (btw why pupae and not a pupa?).
Which might mean that you'll soon become a pharate (or so the wikipedia claims, I don't know enough biology terminology for that )
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so when did rodeo become a admin....
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lol i didnt realize down rodeo registered at the same time about us, i thought he registered at 2006
well, both edan and down rodeo are averaging at more than 6 posts a day, while im stuck at 2 posts :(
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Japanese? I'm not sure. Ask Aaronjer or Nezumi.


Oh, and yeah, I have the second from highest posts per day count (after Down Rodeo).
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Down Rodeo said:
I'd guess because bullets and grenades can pass through CLIP textures but players cannot.

but those areas are already unreachable so why block players from passing through them?
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Down Rodeo said:
Also, whose.


It's that damn stupid fucking possessive form. But thanks for correcting me because no-one else would.
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Down Rodeo said:
I am sad and upset that my post is gone. I'll hold a small private funeral, I think.


What post?
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Down Rodeo said:
Are there any alternatives to the goto statement in Java?

Yes, there are several:
Java.Lang.GetAt
BecomeAt
ComeFrom
AndNowForSomethingCompletelyDifferent
Restart

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Down Rodeo said:
... though it would be awesome if you beatbox'd the drums as well. While playing, I mean.


OMG Yes. I will try.
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Mate de Vita said:
Down Rodeo said:
no Crysis for you.

what??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mine can play Crysis but not well. Like we're talking 800x600, everything lowest settings. It's smooth at that though.
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Down Rodeo said:
no Crysis for you.

what??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Down Rodeo said:
Oh, just thinking, you could change your name now!


Good thought, but it requires so called "database fucking", of which only Aaronjer and Superjer are capable.
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koolkid said:
SRAW said:
Down Rodeo said:
eDan Co. said:
Havokk Edge said:
SRAW said:
It's called "the power of Adobe products" (since Havokk seems to have nothing to do with his life).

I find it sightly amusing Havokk doesn't know what a codec is. I recommend the DivX codec. Here's the site: DivX.

I'm sorry, SRAW, but I'm not a little kid that everyone hates because he is a computer nerd and has nothing else to do with his life. I take offence at that... it's not exactly difficult.

Fixed... and... BURN!

Wow, that was double DR.

Original and best, thank you.

I've made a few stylistic changes this time; some things weren't wrong per se but were a bit clunky.


i dont care, quote truck!
let me join the fun



fuck edan
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Thanks, Rodeo. I spent a few minutes deciphering it yesterday...

A man and a women are having sex. The man says "Oh, shit! I forgot to put a condom on!". The woman replies "It's okay, I already have aids.".
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Down Rodeo said:
Join our secret truck people! But don't tell anyone! The first rule of Secret Truck Club is don't talk about Secret Truck Club...


You're out!

EDIT: Is the quoting really necessary? It's only two of us...
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I've been waiting for either me rodeo or edan to get admin...now theres a nice guy above us.
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Down Rodeo said:
IIopn said:
give ME the link to Download it not where to search it!

Now you're just being greedy and lazy. I mean, it's what we'd have to do, and if we can do it, so can you.


Hey i'm Not Lazy I've already search it almost everywhere tried google and filefront too none of them give me the one I wanted
So i'm asking any of you guys if you know where I can get 1

EDIT:
Ow yeah I've found the website but it's in filefront
I don't know which one I've tried download them all but none of them are THE ONE
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Mate de Vita said:
Down Rodeo said:
Posts can be deleted.

yeah, can be, but only if a jer feels like it.

Or a mello.
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Down Rodeo said:
Posts can be deleted.

yeah, can be, but only if a jer feels like it.
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SRAW said:
Down Rodeo said:
eDan Co. said:
Havokk Edge said:
SRAW said:
It's called "the power of Adobe products" (since Havokk seems to have nothing to do with his life).

I find it sightly amusing Havokk doesn't know what a codec is. I recommend the DivX codec. Here's the site: DivX.

I'm sorry, SRAW, but I'm not a little kid that everyone hates because he is a computer nerd and has nothing else to do with his life. I take offence at that... it's not exactly difficult.

Fixed... and... BURN!

Wow, that was double DR.

Original and best, thank you.

I've made a few stylistic changes this time; some things weren't wrong per se but were a bit clunky.


i dont care, quote truck!
let me join the fun

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Down Rodeo said:
eDan Co. said:
Havokk Edge said:
SRAW said:
It's called "the power of Adobe products" (since Havokk seems to have nothing to do with his life).

I find it sightly amusing Havokk doesn't know what a codec is. I recommend the DivX codec. Here's the site: DivX.

I'm sorry, SRAW, but I'm not a little kid that everyone hates because he is a computer nerd and has nothing else to do with his life. I take offence at that... it's not exactly difficult.

Fixed... and... BURN!

Wow, that was double DR.

Original and best, thank you.

I've made a few stylistic changes this time; some things weren't wrong per se but were a bit clunky.


i dont care, quote truck!
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Down Rodeo said:
Keeps the crap out of the rest of the place (usually...).

hmm... doesn't look that way.
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God dammit, Havokk, get Down Rodeo to tell you that Mello needs me to tell Edan that this is no time to be screwing around!
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aaronjer said:
It takes a considerable amount of technical skill with computers to actually remove a competent virus. If you don't know what you're doing and you can't afford to pay someone who does, your only real option is to reformat as Down Rodeo said. It's entirely possible that it's an incompetent virus, however... and could be removed with little effort just by using the correct program.


I'll ask David from school...hes a computer nerd..and he can hack "supposedly"
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Down Rodeo said:
No, not system restore. System restore is supposed to save your files.


System RECOVERY literally deletes everything as of i started over.Thats what "We" call it down here.
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It takes a considerable amount of technical skill with computers to actually remove a competent virus. If you don't know what you're doing and you can't afford to pay someone who does, your only real option is to reformat as Down Rodeo said. It's entirely possible that it's an incompetent virus, however... and could be removed with little effort just by using the correct program.
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Down Rodeo said:
OK, since SRAW has gone ahead and told you how to do it, first make sure you have backed up all your files on an external media. Possibly two. Be prepared to lose any files and settings you might have because you will. That's what formatting does; it will completely wipe the drive clean. Make sure you have an XP install CD as well, just in case, and a Windows licence number.


You mean system recovery?
No...all my music...............thats really all im worried about....
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Down Rodeo said:
Could be because there are so many gpe entities. But the thing is random crashes are very difficult to diagnose. Are there any console messages before it happens?


See in the hammer that I got, i only need to add one gpe entity anywhere on the map and it will give EVERYONE the same thing I put on that entity. (which didn't used to do that before I upgraded hammer and got fgds from other websites)..

Maybe the hammer/fgd that I have are messed up?

P.S.: I used to put gpe entity on every single player to give weapons to everyone.. I hate it now how you have to put only one.. and if u put more than one it crashes the server when someone joins the server. (A problem that I had before, but then figured it out).

P.P.S: Just to try a solution for this problem, can anyone guide me to where I can get a good copy of hammer 3.4/3.5 (which ever is better) and some good hl/cs fgds?
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Down Rodeo said:
I'd suggest a reformat.

What? How?

melloyellow582 said:
stop downloading porn.

Bite me...The files thats shown up ive never seen before.
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Down Rodeo said:
I have been here slightly longer than you. Also, giggity.


Lol! Although that's not true... at least I think September of 2007 came before October of 2007...
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Down Rodeo said:
Edan managed an average of six posts per day, biznotches.

Yours is higher than mine...
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Down Rodeo said:
SuperJer.com is offtopic.

i remember that phrase!
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Down Rodeo said:
nubbcake said:
Okay, thanks for that .wad Downrodeo

I did what now?

lol scorch has almost the same post colour as you
now you're gonna get credit for anything he writes
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Down Rodeo said:
What?

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1.========

Two blondes are walking in the forest when they come across marks in the ground.

One says to another, 'Oh, look at the deer tracks!'

'Those aren't deer trucks, you dumb blonde!' says the other. 'They're bear prints.'

'Deer tracks, you dumb blonde!'

'Bear prints, you dumb blonde!'

Next day's headlines : Two blondes killed by train in forest.


2.========


A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face.

She asks, "Did anything special happen at school today?"

"Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!"

The mother is stunned. "You're going to talk about this with your father when he gets home."

Well, when dad comes home and hears the news he is pleased as punch. Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "Son, I hear you had sex with your English teacher."

"That's right, Dad."

"Well, you became a man today - this is cause for celebration. Let's head out for some ice cream, and then I'll buy that new bike you've been asking for."

"That sounds great, Dad, but I can I have a football instead? My ass is killing me."

3.========


This couple walks into a bar: The man goes of to the bog and leaves the women standing at the bar. A bloke goes up to the women and says, "I really really want to squeeze you tit's. Will you let me?"

The lady turns around and says, "How dare you, get away from me, you sicko!"

The bloke then says, "Oh you have a lovely arse can I rub it, please let me?"

The lady turns around and says, "Look you pervert get away from me! I'll get my boyfriend to beat you up if you don't piss off!"

The bloke takes no notice and continues to the woman, "I want to tip you upside down and fill you up with beer and down it in one big gulp."

"RIGHT... THAT IS IT" shouts the woman.

Just then her boyfriend comes out from the bog and says, "Whaz goin' on here?!?"

The woman says all hysterically, "That bloke over there said he wants to squeeze my tits!"

Her boyfriend rolled up one of his sleeves and was just about to smack him when the lady shouts "That's not all, he wants to rub my arse!"

So her boyfriend rolled up the other sleeve!

"And do you know what else he said? He wants to tip me upside down and fill me up with beer and down it in one big gulp! So are you going to beat him up then?"

Her boyfriend rolls down his sleeves and says "Of course not darling, I ain't messing with a bloke that can drink that much beer!!!"



4.========


A man walks into a country club, and asks to play a round of golf. The man behind the counter suggests he try one of their brand new mechanical caddies. The guy had just gotten his paycheck, so he had money to burn, he figured "what the hell".

He took the caddy out and it was great, it would tell him what club to use, what was wrong with his swing, and what direction his putts would break and how much. The man gets done, and shoots the best round of his life.

A month later he comes back and asks for one of the caddies. The manager replies, "I'm sorry, but we had to get rid of them." The man a little confused asks, "Why did you get rid of them, they were great." The manager explained that they were made out of metal, so when the sun reflected off of them, it blinded the other golfers.

Still confused, the man adds, "Well, why didn't you just paint them black?"

The manager replies "Well, we tried that, but then 2 of them didn't show up for work, and the others robbed the clubhouse."

5.========


Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called rodeo. His friend says no, what is it?

Well you mount your wife from the back, reach around and cup her breasts with both hands.

Then say, "Boy, those are almost as nice as your sisters".

Then see if you can hold on for 8 seconds.


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Down Rodeo said:
I've noticed there are a few bugs with Supes' have-I-read-this code; occasionally it forgets which ones I have and have not seen.


Yeah, t'happens to me too...
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jrkookid said:
i can only imagine:

1. AaronJer dresses up
2. AaronJer forgets his keys
3. AJ runs back to get them
4. You two go out on anniversary
5. Ms.AJ "NAGS"
6. AJ be like "What the hell is she talking about? "
7. AJ magically gets horny
8. The dinner ends
9. The two of you go back to the house
10. AJ comforts Ms.AJ
11. AJ convinces Ms.AJ to get drunk together
12. The couple watches some porn from Soft ---------------------------> Hardcore
13. Turns off lights
14. Making Love

Good Job AaronJer!

and shut up rodeo i dont want to hear you nag about my grammar and/or english


Oh stop.Your making me horny just the thoughts of something AJ would never do for me.

OOOoooo
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Down Rodeo said:
func_illusionary.



Ty man! (I am also bookmarking lots of tutorials and threads like this for future referals.
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Mate de Vita said:
eDan Co. said:
The PRT-file is missing. This means that BLAH BLAH BLAH post your whole compile-log.

so eDan, at what number are we now?

Down Rodeo said:
Integer overflow, I think.


Hey! How com I didn't see these posts yesterday? Guess I was too busy...

Anyway, LOL!
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jrkookid said:
shut up rodeo

I am too sleepy.

aaronjer said:
I don't really understand the point of all of this.

It's a way of getting cheap thrills. Picture the both of of them getting off to you and some imaginary wife and you're there.
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i can only imagine:

1. AaronJer dresses up
2. AaronJer forgets his keys
3. AJ runs back to get them
4. You two go out on anniversary
5. Ms.AJ "NAGS"
6. AJ be like "What the hell is she talking about? "
7. AJ magically gets horny
8. The dinner ends
9. The two of you go back to the house
10. AJ comforts Ms.AJ
11. AJ convinces Ms.AJ to get drunk together
12. The couple watches some porn from Soft ---------------------------> Hardcore
13. Turns off lights
14. Making Love

Good Job AaronJer!

and shut up rodeo i dont want to hear you nag about my grammar and/or english
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Down Rodeo said:
You're. Come on. It is not hard. YOU ARE. Christ!

Yes I realise that those "sentences" are a blatant abuse of the English language but wotevva.


Ok seriously honest to god i just rolled on the floor laughing tears.
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Down Rodeo said:
Be careful with that sarcasm Brandon! Some people around here don't get it...


Sarcasm?

What sarcasm?

...

Naw, I'm just playing. Humor is good for the soul anyway. Like chicken soup..!

Get it!?! CHICKEN soup?



-Brandon
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Down Rodeo said:
Integer overflow, I think.

lolz
the number was too big even for DR
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Down Rodeo said:
Given the time interval involved here I assume you've done something about it.

I wouldn't underestimate him like that

I think I've seen Remus on sometime in the last couple of months, and Legion Fed seem to have 30+ members are the moment, so they can't all be alts of him and Shahs.
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Down Rodeo said:
He means the female zombie-types. Because shooting naked people is fun.


No its the Blondie girl and that chick in red.I havent played it in forever so i cant remember there names besides Leon.

But im not saying shooting naked girls isn't fun.Cause it is very fun.
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I have to agree with Havokk. Down Rodeo and Edan are definitely smarter than everyone else here. I mean, do you guys even notice how often they talk about xkcd? Or how often they get into ridiculous logic/math debates? Those are sure signs of smarty-pants-ness if ever there were signs of that nature.

And kookid... lack of grammar can mean many things. It could be caused by laziness, stupidity or carelessness. All three of which are considered by society to be bad things. It's not like it makes you Hitler or something, but it's not just 'okay' to forgo the use of grammar and spelling. You also have to remember, for people like Down Rodeo and Edan it doesn't take any longer for them to write things properly. (Except maybe Edan, because apparently he's obsessive about it instead of just being habitual) You make it sound like we're trying to look superior by typing correctly... but this is just how we type automatically... it doesn't take any extra thought or effort.

But don't worry. We still love you.
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Rodeo sure is a Nietzsche.
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Down Rodeo said:
That's almost commendable, Havokk. But sometimes you gotta get out there with a net.

xkcd is a funny webcomic. I rather like it.


kewl
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Down Rodeo said:
Never went back? I don't think I ever left. Also I have an inbuilt sense of superiority and cannot get over it but that's ok because I am still better than you. Finally, your point is rather blunt. A finer one would be to say that you preferred the forums before we turned up with our education and bad humour. Short of a banning or a drastic name change I don't plan to go anywhere.
You're welcome, but that was of a better quality than most posts here.


in the real world you see there are people who dont give a shit about their sentences unless it is grammar so that means you are just wasting ur time doing that and







































































































































































































































































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You are not better than anybody just because you use excellent language in every thing you say doesnt mean anything you retard!





































































































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Down Rodeo said:
Never went back? I don't think I ever left. Also I have an inbuilt sense of superiority and cannot get over it but that's ok because I am still better than you. Finally, your point is rather blunt. A finer one would be to say that you preferred the forums before we turned up with our education and bad humour. Short of a banning or a drastic name change I don't plan to go anywhere.

Also:
jrkookid said:
It was better here when you two were not on the forum. You are both nuisances; you think that you are better than most people here at the SuperJer forum.

My point: fuck you!

You're welcome, but that was of a better quality than most posts here.
My thanks to my flatmate.


I actually like rodeo and edan here cause i feel better knowing people smarter than me can re-correct my doing.Plus they are active on this site as much as me so its not so boring.
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Down Rodeo said:
xkcd again? I was going to tell you to get out more but really, since I recognise them like that, I am maybe the one that needs a bit more air.

Honestly im waiting for a girl i dont want for her bod.I mean i dont care to have a hot girl or cute one but not a ugly one.But i look at what their persanatlity is too.

Plus i don't get out really.My parents don't let me go no were.Haven't i already noted that?
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Down Rodeo said:
xkcd again?


who the deuce is that?
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Down Rodeo said:
I'm not sure, this discussion lost me many posts back.

lol, no wonder. My essays probably aren't exactly helpful on catching up
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I just outstretched the Chat box!
Witnesses: rodeo edan and molkman
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Down Rodeo said:
jrkookid said:
does this actually worked? if it does then lulz!

Aside from this being another example of horrendous grammar and something of a full-scale assault on the English language, you're being stupid. Of course it works.


Him being stupid has nothing to do with English.that's him.

Wait...now i see the problem.Damn you koolkid.
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Down Rodeo said:
"cant lift most likely one person"? Colour me confused.


that was so helpful.. obviously i want it to lift one.. instead of wasting time correcting spelling maybe help.. k thx bai
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Down Rodeo said:
Of course it works.

In that case, lulz!
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Down Rodeo said:
I've heard AJ's from Eastern Siberia where they rape bears and tigers for sport.


We just do what comes naturally to us. We're getting ready to go down to hell and force Satan to suck us off next.
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Down Rodeo said:
I'd suggest looking at their troubleshooting guide or trying to e-mail their customer support. You don't have the CD that came with it, no?

err... no, I don't have the CD.
OK I'll try contacting the support, I've already checked the troubleshooting, but I'll do it again regardless.
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aaronjer said:
The random people are commonly very stupid, and tend to get the entire team killed with their very stupidness. It's actually more fun that way, because it gets so damn hectic when all the sudden you realize some idiot ran off like 250 feet on his own and got pounced by a hunter... and now you have to see if you can race over there and save him in time. Random online people tend to panic and run away, break formation at the worst time, and fail to enter the safe house when everyone else is already in there and waiting for them. But like I said, it's MORE fun that way... because pulling off some serious ninja stunts and saving a guy from a horde, a hunter, a smoker and a second boomer initiated horde all on your own is totally awesome.


So f'n true.


I was also thrown off the Mercy Hospital by a tank.Funny shit.

But i say if your ganna play online.PLAY WITH PEOPLE THAT HAVE A MIC!!Damn its annoying if they dont.No fun at all.I havent had a chance to play expert.By your tales i dont wanna.So im just doing Normal mode at the moment.I'll eventually do expert cause this is a early Christmas present so it will be done.Ive never tried lighting the witch on fire but i got an achievement for lighting up a tank with a Molotov.

Down Rodeo said:
And how about versus mode?

I'm not quite sure.Im saving that till ive beaten the campaigns

Wish you guys could play with 360 users.
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Down Rodeo said:
Making a light would only add light :p

Exactly. And from that I would guess that making a black light would make 'dark lighting' a.k.a. darkness. Or maybe it wouldn't I don't know. Maybe I'll try it out.
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Haha havokk .... but Down Rodeo.... i fot an stair down underground... and outside its sun, so how can i block the light from going down in the long stairs? and you should be able to walk trough the wall if there shall be any wall , thanks.
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Down Rodeo said:
Can I guess that that is one of the largest primes in existence? discovered?

That was a silly thing to say. Bad me.

it was a good guess but no (at least not that I'd be aware of it). I just wrote a random number and that was it.
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Down Rodeo said:
I reckon we should keep a running total of people who post here without the prt file. You know, just to keep score. It'll happen anyway (though a sticky with "if you have no prt file look here first" would be nice, and might keep me slightly more sane.

at what number would we be then? 2^549486439058-1?
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Rodeo, I got the Family Guy reference.

PingWing said:
Deathmatch is a AMX mod

LOL!
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Down Rodeo said:
4096 in any direction, but probably don't stray over 4000.



Okay!
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Down Rodeo said:
Actually, I think that overall the map is too large. See how there are like two dimensions in each co-ordinate that are near 4096?


How big is a map allowed to be?
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Down Rodeo said:
With the posts that kookid has just made I'd consider killing him.

somehow that thought has crossed my mind as well
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superjer said:
Down Rodeo said:
aaronjer said:
they hang out a lot

doing stuff like not posting here.

That's not what I'm not doing now!!

You negate like a hero.
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DaveDays said:
Havokk Edge said:
jrkookid said:
superjer said:
Down Rodeo said:
aaronjer said:
they hang out a lot

doing stuff like not posting here.

That's not what I'm not doing now!!!


Hmmmm...... Then what are you doing huh?!?!?!?!?!?

Hes doing what rodeo said he wasnt doing.Superjer said hes not doing what rodeo says hes not doing.which is posting.

NOT ANOTHER QUOTE CHAIN!

Good job....
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Havokk Edge said:
jrkookid said:
superjer said:
Down Rodeo said:
aaronjer said:
they hang out a lot

doing stuff like not posting here.

That's not what I'm not doing now!!!


Hmmmm...... Then what are you doing huh?!?!?!?!?!?

Hes doing what rodeo said he wasnt doing.Superjer said hes not doing what rodeo says hes not doing.which is posting.

NOT ANOTHER QUOTE CHAIN!
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jrkookid said:
superjer said:
Down Rodeo said:
aaronjer said:
they hang out a lot

doing stuff like not posting here.

That's not what I'm not doing now!!!


Hmmmm...... Then what are you doing huh?!?!?!?!?!?

Hes doing what rodeo said he wasnt doing.Superjer said hes not doing what rodeo says hes not doing.which is posting.
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superjer said:
Down Rodeo said:
aaronjer said:
they hang out a lot

doing stuff like not posting here.

That's not what I'm not doing now!!!


Hmmmm...... Then what are you doing huh?!?!?!?!?!?
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Down Rodeo said:
aaronjer said:
they hang out a lot

doing stuff like not posting here.

That's not what I'm not doing now!!
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Down Rodeo said:
That seems to be quite an American problem.

Haha, good call Rodeo.
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Down Rodeo said:
Pascal? Oh dear.

LOL Well, I'm still in the beginner phase of programming and Pascal is one of the simplest (possibly the simplest) of them all.

CS2008 said:
Ladder and door?

wha? ladder is func_ladder and door is func_door or func_door_rotating.
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Down Rodeo said:
Mate de Vita said:
MATE DE VATE

Clearly what I shall refer to you as from now on.

-_______________________________________-

Anyway Python < Pascal

@CS the game_player_equip is under point entities, buyzone is under brush entities (I think), it's func_buyzone or something.
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Down Rodeo said:
I think that instead of passing the map file to the compile tools you'll have sent them the RMF.


What?
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Down Rodeo said:
That's not a bad looking map :)


seriously ? or are u just making fun of me...
its a hns map so it can look a bit strange
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Down Rodeo said:
Do it manually.

I've also tried that, I hit the fit button and changed the X axis
on every wall with the texture problem, but it didn't appear when I textured the first walls in the beginning. There I also hit the fit button and changed the X axis
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Down Rodeo said:
If you change the scaling it should be better.

I tried the fit button but I still got the error
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http://files.filefront.com/dans+snpcsrar/;12372191;/fileinfo.html

Link to beta version of addon.

EDIT:
Down Rodeo said:
CornJer said:
I wrote it from scratch

You didn't mention this, I am now more impressed. In fact, much more. I'll check the thread soon (no offence but I am always wary of going near facepunch).

It's actually not that bad, just don't go to the OIFYinternet Section unless you want the same shit from 4chan. I've been going there for a while, and though they ban real easily, if you keep your cool and act mature, you'll come out alright.

Down Rodeo said:
Also the computer it's running on isn't fantastic.

It's not the fastest but it runs gmod at least.
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Yes its for source and I found a tutorial for this but its for Halflife they said something about a NODRAW texture. I've seen it in alot of maps but I have no idea where to find it.

And Down Rodeo thats the most pethetic thing I've ever heard.
Breaking between the glass is diffrent I mean with this weird glass you can shoot the glass and climb thru and there will still be glass left in the window frame.
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Down Rodeo said:
He's not, he's a diamond and a proper gentleman (am I right?).


You sir, are correct.
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Down Rodeo said:
Or Ctrl + C; Ctrl + V.

Ctrl + V :D
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jrkookid said:
Down Rodeo said:
The fact that neither of you got that goes some way towards proving my point.


and your point is?

I think his point was that the retards are already in.
or maybe it wasn't, idk.
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Down Rodeo said:
The fact that neither of you got that goes some way towards proving my point.


and your point is?
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Down Rodeo said:
Sorry, let the retards in?


edan or aaronjer said to close the gate of retardness to supremo so that no more retards join
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okay

1) clip brushes are normal brushes that are textured with clip on all sides...u can find them in your .wads. type CLIP in your search thing in the texture window. so when u have a clip brush, its a brush that when compiled in a playable map, will be invisible but will block players from going through it, but it will allow bullets and grenades to go through....

2) like Down Rodeo said earlier, entities arent team based so u cant have one teleport entity that teleports cts and ts to different places. best thing to do wud be that u make a spawn area.....separate the ts and cts with a clip brush and make identical teleport doors on both ends. then you can get them to teleport to their respective positions in the 'fighting arena'.


-to change teleport targets all you have to do is open the properties of ur teleport brush and change the 'target' to the name of ur teleport destination entity.....

hope that solves youre problem.
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Havokk Edge said:
FiskeN said:
"Interesting. Very interesting:"

Down Rodeo


"Got Quote?"


"you keep using that word, and i dont think it means what you think it means
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Down Rodeo said:
You've pushed this before, surely.

DING DING DING!!!
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Down Rodeo killer-duck. Thanks to both of you. I tried your first killer-duck and it worked. Did you mean Clipping tool Down Rodeo?
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"Map" ---> "Check for problems"(Alt+P), most damaged brushes will show up there, otherwise you'll need to find them manually(Ctrl+Shift+G).

buq25 said:
your 100% right Down Rodeo. I did. I did a hill for the terrorist to run down for. I thought I fixed it How to do it then, now that you know that I did?


Learn to use the vertex manipulation tool correctly(e.g. concave shapes are not allowed). A good tip is to regularly press Alt+P to check for invalid shapes when using the vertex manipulation tool.
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your 100% right Down Rodeo. I did. I did a hill for the terrorist to run down for. I thought I fixed it How to do it then, now that you know that I did?
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Down Rodeo said:
It's all explained in the general section.

yeah, I know I read it :) Anyway I got used to it now.
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Down Rodeo said:
Hence why I was searching in the forum; entities (generally speaking) are not team-based. There have been questions asked about it before, see.


Well I don't know about that.. but I am sure that it can be done since there's a map out there that's just like that! If I can only just remember the name of it!


flameir said:
YOU'RE just gonna have to separate the t's and the ct's.....make an invisible barrier b/w them and no one will know the difference.



Huh?! How do you do that.. can you please explain that to me in detail on how to do it?
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FiskeN said:
"Interesting. Very interesting:"

Down Rodeo


"Got Quote?"
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"Interesting. Very interesting:"

Down Rodeo
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8! Rodeo you were close, but it works in powers of two so...

8 Is a good height, you decide on the length and width.
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Down Rodeo said:
The difficulty is that I don't know of any way to make a teleport work for one team only. There aren't a lot of team-based triggers.


Well that's probably why I said I need help with people that REALLY knows how to do those stuff in Hammer. :)
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Down Rodeo said:
I think there have been many forum questions on this. Try searching :)

In fact, maybe there's... no, nothing coming from me memory. Ah well.


I don't believe that there's anything like this anywhere.. I've looked everywhere.. I even tried to search for the map name.. but i had 0 luck in finding that out! So I don't know the map name so I can show you a live example of what I am talking about..
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Down Rodeo said:
He can create infinities that are of equal cardinality, so the acceleration produced by his infinite force lifting an infinitely heavy object is undefined.


What?
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Down Rodeo said:
CoD5 annoys me for the fact that they are not willing to try anything other than WWII. Bloody Treyarch.


Well i havent alot of the pacific before in any game, so that makes up for it, also, zombie mode, coop, and flamethrowers etc are pretty awesome too.

I'd give treyarch a chance
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Down Rodeo said:
It's something of a moot point but I thought that Source and Goldsource were forked a while back and do share a little bit... it's immaterial anyway.


Well yes, I guess you're right, in the beginning Source was a fork of Goldsource, but as time went by more and more of Source was rewritten so today I would guess there is very little left of Goldsource in Source, so little left you can consider Source a completely new engine...

The wiki talks a little about Source's origin:
Quote:

Origins

Source distantly originates from the GoldSrc engine, itself a heavily modified version of John D. Carmack's original Quake engine, as is explained by Valve employee Erik Johnson on the Valve Developer Community:[24]

When we were getting very close to releasing Half-Life (less than a week or so), we found there were already some projects that we needed to start working on, but we couldn't risk checking in code to the shipping version of the game. At that point we forked off the code in VSS to be both $/Goldsrc and /$Src. Over the next few years, we used these terms internally as "Goldsource" and "Source". At least initially, the Goldsrc branch of code referred to the codebase that was currently released, and Src referred to the next set of more risky technology that we were working on. When it came down to show Half-Life 2 for the first time at E3, it was part of our internal communication to refer to the "Source" engine vs. the "Goldsource" engine, and the name stuck.

Source was developed part-by-part from this fork onwards, slowly replacing GoldSrc in Valve's internal projects[25] and explaining in part the reasons behind its unusually modular nature. Valve's development of Source since has been mixture of licensed middleware (Havok Physics, albeit heavily modified, and MP3 playback) and in-house-developed code.

John Carmack commented on his blog in 2004 that "there are still bits of early Quake code in Half-Life 2"[26] and numerous development interfaces are similar to Quake's, at least at a high level - but with both easily likely of being Valve avoiding reinventing the wheel, neither are indicative of a notable reliance on the older engine. Indeed given the fact that Source's 2003 code leak did not produce any such claims it can only be assumed that no incriminating evidence was to be found.

Source distances itself further from Quake as time goes on.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Source_engine#Origins


(Edited my original post to correct this.)
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Stupid me.. I thought CS 1.6 was built on the Source engine. I'm trying to make a map for CS 1.6, so I just realized that the list I mentioned earlier doesn't apply.

I'll check out your link, Down Rodeo.

Thanks for your help,
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collective.valve-erc.com used to have a great list with description of almost every entity, unfortunately that site is dead now. Luckily you can download an offline-version of it from here: http://www.egir.dk/files/collective-valve-erc-entity-documentation.zip

Otherwise, as Down Rodeo says, you can just look it up on the net(which usually means googling the entity-name).
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Down Rodeo said:
PixelMachine.


Makes sense with your avatar
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Down Rodeo said:
I figured. I seem to remember it can do the format, just not the actual file. Ah well. How comes you need it done anyway Z?

molkman's right. I can't convert it to fla as theres no fla option!
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Down Rodeo said:
L4D.

Yea, I was actually about to begin to start to really look forward to this, but then they changed the characters to some really shitty cliche teenie slasher ones, which sucks balls.